I, Northstar, and Yeah accept no responsibility for anything in this
file. You do everything at your own risk!! But tell me what happens
KEWL Pranks!
by:Northstar
A MEMBER OF YEAH!
Everything that I will explain in this little text file I got from a business
directory. It is a great place for cool ideas! I did all these things on an
unsuspecting neighbor G We will call him John Doe and will respect his
anonimity.
1Now I wanted to start with an easy prank. Something Im sure a lotta U
have already done I figured he was hungry: So I called up all my local
Pizza stores, chinese restaraurants, and others! I called a different
store around every 5 minutes. Just to piss him off!!! I think he even paid
for the first delivery of pizza, but Im not sure about the rest. I guess he
really was hungry...
2Now is is winter and poor John Doe has no heat: So he needed someone to
repair it: I decided he had a big house and needed a coupla repairmen. that
way hed really get pissed off 8 They all came a little after the other and
were quite shocked to see that it was a prank. They were ready to beat him
up! Too bad they didnt......
3Then he needed his entire house painted: he has a really big house and
needs a lotta people to paint it. So I called around 4 businesses. They all
arived on time luckily for me They all came in their vans with paint
supplies. again I think one made him give him a little money for their time!
Victory!
4Then he was gonna sell his house! Try this with a small little real estate
agency. Large ones want to send people over and talk with you first So I
called a little real estate agency. They brought over a family and a huge
sign that said House for sale. I was laughing out loud when I saw that.
the family was actually upset at my little prank
5If he couldnt sell his house he would have to move...gI ordered one of
those U-Haul trucks for him..heheh..and also a limo to take him to the
airport. When the U-haul arrived he went out of his house to meet them. He
couldnt believe that they came for him, and just when he convinced them
the limo arrived to pick him up..he finally told them it mustve been a prank
Real smart aint he?!?!?! :
6He was gonna get married. Who would marry John Doe? His imaginary friend!
Thats who! SO he needed a custom made suit. So I called up two tailors to
come and make him a suit. They were surprised to find out he wasnt getting
married!!!
8Finally I decided to end it. This should only be done by people who can
talk their way outta a situation!!!!! Ok..call from a nearby payphone. Call
the hospital and say he had a massive heart attack. Act scared so if you make
a mistake everything will be cOOl. When the ambulance arrived boy were they
surprised to find him opening the door!
***************************YEAH IDEA*************************************
I came up with this one, but could not do it. Call up poolmen to make him
a pool. Pick a day when he will be gone for the whole day. Have them start
digging so that when he comes home, he will see a small hole. Tell me what
happens!!!!!
***************************YEAH IDEA**************************************
In the end I sent him a note with a penny saying Im sure that made up for
all the damage I caused:
Written by: Northstar a proud member of YEAH
file. You do everything at your own risk!! But tell me what happens
KEWL Pranks!
by:Northstar
A MEMBER OF YEAH!
Everything that I will explain in this little text file I got from a business
directory. It is a great place for cool ideas! I did all these things on an
unsuspecting neighbor G We will call him John Doe and will respect his
anonimity.
1Now I wanted to start with an easy prank. Something Im sure a lotta U
have already done I figured he was hungry: So I called up all my local
Pizza stores, chinese restaraurants, and others! I called a different
store around every 5 minutes. Just to piss him off!!! I think he even paid
for the first delivery of pizza, but Im not sure about the rest. I guess he
really was hungry...
2Now is is winter and poor John Doe has no heat: So he needed someone to
repair it: I decided he had a big house and needed a coupla repairmen. that
way hed really get pissed off 8 They all came a little after the other and
were quite shocked to see that it was a prank. They were ready to beat him
up! Too bad they didnt......
3Then he needed his entire house painted: he has a really big house and
needs a lotta people to paint it. So I called around 4 businesses. They all
arived on time luckily for me They all came in their vans with paint
supplies. again I think one made him give him a little money for their time!
Victory!
4Then he was gonna sell his house! Try this with a small little real estate
agency. Large ones want to send people over and talk with you first So I
called a little real estate agency. They brought over a family and a huge
sign that said House for sale. I was laughing out loud when I saw that.
the family was actually upset at my little prank
5If he couldnt sell his house he would have to move...gI ordered one of
those U-Haul trucks for him..heheh..and also a limo to take him to the
airport. When the U-haul arrived he went out of his house to meet them. He
couldnt believe that they came for him, and just when he convinced them
the limo arrived to pick him up..he finally told them it mustve been a prank
Real smart aint he?!?!?! :
6He was gonna get married. Who would marry John Doe? His imaginary friend!
Thats who! SO he needed a custom made suit. So I called up two tailors to
come and make him a suit. They were surprised to find out he wasnt getting
married!!!
8Finally I decided to end it. This should only be done by people who can
talk their way outta a situation!!!!! Ok..call from a nearby payphone. Call
the hospital and say he had a massive heart attack. Act scared so if you make
a mistake everything will be cOOl. When the ambulance arrived boy were they
surprised to find him opening the door!
***************************YEAH IDEA*************************************
I came up with this one, but could not do it. Call up poolmen to make him
a pool. Pick a day when he will be gone for the whole day. Have them start
digging so that when he comes home, he will see a small hole. Tell me what
happens!!!!!
***************************YEAH IDEA**************************************
In the end I sent him a note with a penny saying Im sure that made up for
all the damage I caused:
Written by: Northstar a proud member of YEAH
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