The Lazarus Galactic Headquarters are conveniently located on the moon
at 3 14 43.2 South 5 11 59.6 West and act as a galactic distribution
hub of Lazarus art. This is currently our only distro site in the
milky way galaxy and the only way to download Lazarus packs since 1996.
In order to download our packs, arrive with a machine torqued serial
coaxial cable and attach it to one of the available ports using rounded
clamping nuts. Position the solar panels at a 23.7 degree angle facing
west towards the Sun-Mercury plane and manually crank out the bits using
the provided lever. Once you have collected the data, log into the
terminal using your Polanadia BBS credentials and decrypt the downloaded
pack using the key you were given at the entrance to the moon.
If you run into any technical complications during this process do
not hesitate to break into chat with the co-sysop, Flewid, who has
been living in the distro lander for years and provides on-site technical
support.
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