kneeohfight
lazarus
number two
lazarus -
hello everyone.
we can fit
even
text any- here!
h
ere! where
NOTE: IF YOU DO NOT READ THIS INFOFILE, YOU RISK A
SKING US STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
-- this is my
very first chance to write the info for a
lazarus pack. as you
may have guessed by now, grind king and i are takin
g turns writing the info
files. in fact, grind king is to
tally absent from this months pack. why?
he is recovering from self-inflicted head wounds.
get well soon, and put
those scissors away!!
-- other stuff happened in lazarus this mon
th. my keyboard broke. i couldnt
use the following keys:
z x c left-shft left-ctrl capslock f1 f2
f3 f4 f5
it sucked. but then i got a new keyboard for free
from my dear friend
phantasm. i love you nick!!
-- i am happy to say that we have now st
olen members from both ice and acid.
our quest continues. members gained
this month include:
iceage
neophyte
transient
wyvern
we also made contact with several people
who would like to be in lazarus but
werent able to release with us this month, so l
ook for some big new names
next month!!@
-- leaving members this month ZERO!!!
! ahehehehahahAHAHAHA!AWTAHA!A@!!!
-- we had one handle-change this month.
eiht ball is now known by the very
japanese handle of hachi. my japanese-e
nglish dictionary tells me this
means one who is aroused by knitting women..
very appropriate.
-- this month lazarus debuts the
portrait section of our memberlist. hope
fully you find these 24-line or less s
elf-portraits interesting. so far there
are only three, but expect to see more e
very month.
-- this month also debuts the first non
-ansi file in our pack! yes, neophyte
decided to try a rip, so here it is.
no we dont have a rip division. so
thbbbpt.
-- thanks to neophyte for produc
ing so many quality lazarus logos. im
drowning in them.
-- this month warpus and i founded a number o
f new scenes. one of them was
the pole-avoiding scene, in which we all
learn how to avoid running into
poles and then videotape our best avoidances.
we even figured out how to
do joints. look for us on pole-avoiding
-- along with creating the above scene, w
arpus has been busy. this month he
produced a stat-sheet for us all to enjoy check ou
t LAZ02STT.ANS, yes, an
ansi tutorial! TUTORIAL.ANS. duhhh, a
nd even the following ansi facts:
-- 64 of all ansi artists are illit
erate
-- the ratio of rip to ascii artists in
the scene is exactly pi
-- 19 of all vga artists think that wea
ring diapers to school is rad
-- zambia is the only country in the wor
ld which promotes ansi art, claiming
that it fights acne pimples
and prevents unusual bucket formations
-- klexikal is was? : the only art gr
oup that is anti-gravitially aware
-- radman bob dole
-- sinned soul, the coder of aciddraw is
taking intermediate computer
science at the university of waterloo
-- 90 of the inhabitants of ansi, when
asked a question usually do not
respond. the other 10 usua
lly do, but as of yet nobody has been able to
figure out what theyre trying to
say.
-- only 5 of all ansi artists are v
irgins. the rest claim to have gotten
laid in teensex or dogsex at least
once.
-- sulphur is a dork
-- warpus
-- oh, another thing: warpus almost kil
led a man this new years eve.
-- i suppose thats about it. enjoy the pack,
get in touch with us if you are
interested about being a lazarus distro site
. next month grind king is in
charge, so expect something interesting. especiall
y if we cant get those
scissors away from him.
-- hennifer
NOTE: IF THIS COLOUR SCHEME SUCKS, I STOLE IT F
ROM WARPUS. BLAME WARPUS.