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Frankfurter sweat salivates my mouth, making it quite wet
Sometimes, I just like to lick em
UNiTE..? UNiTE?..I *HATE* dumb names like that!!
ARE YOU A MAY-EN? Uh..yeah
WHUT MAKES YOU SO SURE? Uhh..Ive got testicles.
Hey Ren are u there? Anybody on the conference hear Ren
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Kaska got out of the old, and into the cold? I wont
believe it until I
see a Sanctuarytm ansi
Heres to you Kaska..we still love you in 3o5
We dont care, we dont compare snicker, we dont co
mpete, we just
plain dont...
Sorry, Shihear didnt get any good ansi rips in here...
Shithead Kallimazoo..the man, the myth, the legal repr
esentation of the peopleLook Maw-ty, theres a lig
ht on in Shihear Singers office. Hes working
late again! If I were injured in an auto accident, Id w
ant Shihear
Singer working for me.
Hey, Ive got a great idea.. Ill take down my board, Ri
vendell, and go
down to Florida for a visit..yeah, thats the ticket. An
d while Im there
I can visit everyone I know in 3o5 lesse..that would b
e MS, NE,
and Lady in Black..and thats it.
Were not ACiD, who needs all that? Were not Empire, is
it possible
to be any more stuck-up? Were iCE!
Were not iCE, who wants to be second best?/../Just as l
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hates us -Great way to start off guys.
Hey Elminster? Do you feel famous yet?
Now! NOW! N-O-W! ANSi is fun again!
We dont copy, we create!
Since when do you spell A.C.i.D., V-L-A?
ACiD mystery Guest-Coder...DR.X!!
The Alamo? Fuck that shit!...Remember STUNT ISLAND!
Who is the mystery inmate? Figure out the identity of
170349...
Ripping off music mail order services doesnt REALLY com
promise my
morality!
Well, AE, most of us would prefer HER to be on top..an
d were
just along for the ride...
Change is bad, so naturally we must fear it..We fear cha
nge.
Sir Pen-eese, please enlighten me on the mystical art
of vah-gee-nail
cun-aye-lynn-goose.
I dont want Jon Doe in iCE...I heard his feet were reall
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Does X-Group Member have Y-Pysical Attribute? Ahh, I
always knew
X-Group Member was lame!
Try Walking in My Shoes, Mr. Strangelove, and enter into
the Sea of Sin.
I cant give you a tip, sorry.. but u want a roach?
- New Years Eve 93
I dont want anymore computer people calling you Anthony
Im not asking you to splice DNA, just draw the damn thin
g!
Hi Mel.. thanks for warming my lap as I did this ansi.
. not..
You can tell if someone is fat over the phone because yo
u can hear
the fat coming out of their ears - Morbid Angel
Uh huh huh huh uh huh.. I like the skull...
Well, you see.. This company called CMP broke off of Atl
antic Bell and...
My three way comes equipped with this speBEEP
THATS A LIVE GER-NAIDE!!
Opening in the Spring of 1994, Camp-Tempus.. Sweep your
ansi woes aside!
Now accepting applicants to the one and only true ANSi-Ut
opia!
Is this really THE Tempus Thales?! Youre a legend, m
an.
So, are there like any QWK viewers that allow me do a te
xt search for TT?
WELL THEN...this would be more? Wouldnt it?
What is this trend with changing from heavy metal grou
ps to these cheesy
handles?
..really..as if White Devil, and DiscoDan were SUCH impro
vements..smirk
You speak English? Uhhh..yeah..a-what country do you
think this is?
Bathe her, and buh-rrrring her to me..
PowerGrid Greets go out to those crazy Euro fiends who sen
d us all the newest
demos and art related paraphenalia.. we love ya kids!
-SE
Patronization Modetm in full-effect! --
They mustve known this music sucked, so they brought in
a bunch of naked
chicks. Heh-hehhehhe..yeah! They did the right thin
g!
Quotes are gay.
She saw me in the bushes, but didnt turn me in cuz she t
hought i was a dog
Soul Rebel trips on peyote and sleeps in a teepee!
I drew an iCE ansi, now you can hate me Golgotha...
Now that Ive drawn this ansi, is someone going to call m
e?
Anyone know a good bricklayer?
iCE Lit: Not just colored text anymore!
Finna Stank.
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Dont expect a SCREEN, unless youve willing to shell th
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iCE 94 - Doin you real good FREAK, like ur spozed to
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I will not be a party to parading ones name and group i
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freinds, relatives, business associates, aquaintances, former
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, people that
hate me, and sworn mortal enemies seeking my death in a demon
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er wanted two separate
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fuck off.
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Penultimate August-Personage Greets go out to:
THE LORD GOD Tempus Thales
me, cuz im
Personal Inspiration Greets go out to:
Marshal Law, Lord Carnuss, Crewl Blade
Madonna, Nine Inch Nails, XTC
hi JED, 2 Live Crew
Ministry, God and my country
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...and Lady in Black
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llow, Sexual Chocolate
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luff
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ed Soul
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do
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tune
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mos
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mmer
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rim Reaper
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t, Primal Scream
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ckhawk
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Primus
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ne, Trixter
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l, Armand
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ojan Man
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, Iron Man
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nos
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na, Prophet
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ssbow
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own Sugar
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aq
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iving 1, Asriel
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Mind, Psychotic Alien
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yclone
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ight, Starman
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romancer, Eternal Darkness
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t Prowler, Eternal Lie
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tingray
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, Atomic Playboy
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or, The Slavelord, Storm
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ster, Storm Bringer
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e Snow Dog, Striker Z
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tromi
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A
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ar
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ine, Quazar
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FLiNG
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ere
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ugar
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Silver
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IP
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eel One
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et, QuRaN
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pri, Turbine
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con, Hurricane
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ight Sorrow, Fusion
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orm, Rustic Albino
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g Mario, Suzuki
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lander, Avalon
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Ball, Svend Blackmere
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hade, Everlast
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e, OverlorD
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stalker, Aviator
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ace, Swankler
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Special Greets To Everyone I Forgot, sorry next ansi!
If youve shopped around, compared prices,
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would still like to process an order for an
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pleted March 3rd, 1994
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wer grid, its so cool
r sometimes wh
en i call, i start to drool,
d it only has
one node
but if you
call ill blow a load,
b i
stay up nights and dream of it
y i like to
call cuz its the shit!
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Charon, Riothamus, Resonant,
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Sorrow, R000,000,000,000,000,
000nin,
and OF COURSE, Israfel gr
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The power grid
is so good...
It makes me gay!!
Fuckin Bricks Dude!!!
- Hey Pen Isss, this is for you!
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Who
am I? Why am I here? What relevance do I hav
e to this ansi?
FART -
Freehand Aart by TTiCE
Shake that
Bitch Ho!!
Select-A-Quote quoting system
now in effect - Select-A-Quo
te is the new iCE quoting system destined to completely,
utterly, and unequivocably alter computers as we know them
. iCE as
the best, tightest, most loyal group ever to grace the art
scene with
its holy presence has, in its infinite humility, created
this pheno-
menal new standard. We have high hopes that this will, wh
en succ-
essfull, become a standard accepted by all sentient beings
Arrangements are being made with every other art group in
existance,
all demo and music related groups, shareware games and uti
lites, and
we have recieved overwhelming response from the makers of
many com-
mercial software packages. Operators are standing by, so
call now!
This system is so revolutionary and incredible that we jus
t cant
tell you about it here, but graphs, charts, plans, bluepri
nts, spec
sheets, and file structures will soon be available in late
r packages,
as well as being on display in every governmet institution
and every
city, from Washington on down to every Municiple township.
iCE - The Innovation Machine You either lead, follow, or
step aside
Syntax Error- The Schmooze-Meister
Frankfurter sweat salivates my mouth, making it quite wet
Sometimes, I just like to lick em
UNiTE..? UNiTE?..I *HATE* dumb names like that!!
ARE YOU A MAY-EN? Uh..yeah
WHUT MAKES YOU SO SURE? Uhh..Ive got testicles.
Hey Ren are u there? Anybody on the conference hear Ren
? ...join ltd..join
ltd..join ltd..join ltd...
Kaska got out of the old, and into the cold? I wont
believe it until I
see a Sanctuarytm ansi
Heres to you Kaska..we still love you in 3o5
We dont care, we dont compare snicker, we dont co
mpete, we just
plain dont...
Sorry, Shihear didnt get any good ansi rips in here...
Shithead Kallimazoo..the man, the myth, the legal repr
esentation of the peopleLook Maw-ty, theres a lig
ht on in Shihear Singers office. Hes working
late again! If I were injured in an auto accident, Id w
ant Shihear
Singer working for me.
Hey, Ive got a great idea.. Ill take down my board, Ri
vendell, and go
down to Florida for a visit..yeah, thats the ticket. An
d while Im there
I can visit everyone I know in 3o5 lesse..that would b
e MS, NE,
and Lady in Black..and thats it.
Were not ACiD, who needs all that? Were not Empire, is
it possible
to be any more stuck-up? Were iCE!
Were not iCE, who wants to be second best?/../Just as l
ong as nobody
hates us -Great way to start off guys.
Hey Elminster? Do you feel famous yet?
Now! NOW! N-O-W! ANSi is fun again!
We dont copy, we create!
Since when do you spell A.C.i.D., V-L-A?
ACiD mystery Guest-Coder...DR.X!!
The Alamo? Fuck that shit!...Remember STUNT ISLAND!
Who is the mystery inmate? Figure out the identity of
170349...
Ripping off music mail order services doesnt REALLY com
promise my
morality!
Well, AE, most of us would prefer HER to be on top..an
d were
just along for the ride...
Change is bad, so naturally we must fear it..We fear cha
nge.
Sir Pen-eese, please enlighten me on the mystical art
of vah-gee-nail
cun-aye-lynn-goose.
I dont want Jon Doe in iCE...I heard his feet were reall
y large!
Does X-Group Member have Y-Pysical Attribute? Ahh, I
always knew
X-Group Member was lame!
Try Walking in My Shoes, Mr. Strangelove, and enter into
the Sea of Sin.
I cant give you a tip, sorry.. but u want a roach?
- New Years Eve 93
I dont want anymore computer people calling you Anthony
Im not asking you to splice DNA, just draw the damn thin
g!
Hi Mel.. thanks for warming my lap as I did this ansi.
. not..
You can tell if someone is fat over the phone because yo
u can hear
the fat coming out of their ears - Morbid Angel
Uh huh huh huh uh huh.. I like the skull...
Well, you see.. This company called CMP broke off of Atl
antic Bell and...
My three way comes equipped with this speBEEP
THATS A LIVE GER-NAIDE!!
Opening in the Spring of 1994, Camp-Tempus.. Sweep your
ansi woes aside!
Now accepting applicants to the one and only true ANSi-Ut
opia!
Is this really THE Tempus Thales?! Youre a legend, m
an.
So, are there like any QWK viewers that allow me do a te
xt search for TT?
WELL THEN...this would be more? Wouldnt it?
What is this trend with changing from heavy metal grou
ps to these cheesy
handles?
..really..as if White Devil, and DiscoDan were SUCH impro
vements..smirk
You speak English? Uhhh..yeah..a-what country do you
think this is?
Bathe her, and buh-rrrring her to me..
PowerGrid Greets go out to those crazy Euro fiends who sen
d us all the newest
demos and art related paraphenalia.. we love ya kids!
-SE
Patronization Modetm in full-effect! --
They mustve known this music sucked, so they brought in
a bunch of naked
chicks. Heh-hehhehhe..yeah! They did the right thin
g!
Quotes are gay.
She saw me in the bushes, but didnt turn me in cuz she t
hought i was a dog
Soul Rebel trips on peyote and sleeps in a teepee!
I drew an iCE ansi, now you can hate me Golgotha...
Now that Ive drawn this ansi, is someone going to call m
e?
Anyone know a good bricklayer?
iCE Lit: Not just colored text anymore!
Finna Stank.
My mom took my power cord because I didnt clean the b
irdcage. - Rio
Dont expect a SCREEN, unless youve willing to shell th
e GREEN,
this goes for everyone, except cool people like Maestro
iCE 94 - Doin you real good FREAK, like ur spozed to
be done!
I will not be a party to parading ones name and group i
n front of ansis,
it is extremely tacky, and I will have NO part of it
TT-PG .ICE Calvin The Power Grid 1
11111k o3/o3/94
Picture taken from The Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sential Comics, Apr
il 11, 1993.
Picture was located on the third page, first comic, fifth pan
el.
Axis of Picture Location in inches: x1.75, y3.5
Axis of Picture Location in decimeters: x.45, y.85
Axis of Picture Location in centimeters: x4.5, y8.5
Axis of Picture Location in millimeters: x45, y85
All Axis measurements assume X-Axis is measured from the lef
t, and Y-Axis
is measured from the top down.
Dimensions of Picture in inches: w1.45, h1.75
Dimensions of Picture in decimeters: w.37, h.425
Dimensions of Picture in centimeters: w3.7, h4.25
Dimensions of Picture in millimeters: w37, h42.5
Original Picture was copyright c, Bill Watterson 1993.
Calvin and Hobbes is copyright c, by Bill Watterson.
All other copyrights belong to their respective owners.
iCE is iNSANE Creators Enterprisetm and is a registered tra
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of iCE Advertisements, Inc.
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All other copyrights belonging to Tempus Thales belong to Tem
pus Thales 1994.
Any unauthorized mimeograph, duplication, or reproduction, of
this
material without the expressed written consent of Tempus Thal
es is
a violation of all applicable copyright infringement laws.
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Acceptable methods of payment include, Cash, Bank Cheques,
Money Order,
Travellers Cheques, and Persona Cheques with two forms of I
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Make all cheques payable in U.S. funds. There will be a 15
or 10
charge assessed to all retuned cheques.
Visa, Not JUST Visa, but CitiBank Visa, Master Card, Amer
ican Express,
Discover, Carde Blanche, Diners Club, and ATT Calling Car
ds accepted.
Rain created with The iCEtm-Rain-Generatortm v.94. v1.0
Source
will be available in April.
Thanks to: ML First Foremost, Always Forever, BS, Nauti
lus, JD,
TMT, TR for the inspiration, method, style, and finesse of wh
ich a
bit has gone into every advertisement. Personal greets on th
eir way
out to Lady in Black, Deadman X, Midnight Sorrow, Wizzkidd, a
nd all my
freinds, relatives, business associates, aquaintances, former
freinds,
people with whom Ive shared a passing hello, people I hate
, people that
hate me, and sworn mortal enemies seeking my death in a demon
ic sacrificial
ritual involving two-thirds goats blood and one third white-a
nglo-saxon-
protestant-virgin blood and various mathematical formulas inv
olving a full
moon and certain constellations.
*Only taking requests from the larger boards
ULTRA QUAZAR RAG
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S T H A L E S
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Heres hoping this helps to stop the shit I helped to start.
- Seriously, TT
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