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F o k u s f o n t i n g 04/99
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Fokus fonting..do the germans pronounce it FUKUS?!
..Welcome to Fokus fontings second package. Not alot has gone on this month,
but still we must write this newsletter. First off, one of the biggest changes,
our most favorite ascii doodlin bot master Deviant left us so he could spend
more time with his future projects. We all wish him good luck in his future
endevours.
On the flip side, the awesome rip artist known as Fat pacifist joined our
ranks, look for his great works in future packs. Everyone else is being held
captive by NATO and searched for bombs. Were still not sure if Crimson Skye
has been released, but weve heard rumors hes been seen around.
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sample of your current works... Also, thanks to Deviant and Emok who guested
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