Newsletter 04/99 by Multiple Artists
Newsletter 04/99 by Multiple Artists
zippy
F o k u s f o n t i n g 04/99
Yes, thats right folks. SUPERnews. Thats what weve got for you this month. So much in fact, that i wont even list it all here. I wont even list 1/3 of
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The following is an excerpt from our latest article entitled :
Fokus fonting..do the germans pronounce it FUKUS?!
..Welcome to Fokus fontings second package. Not alot has gone on this month,
but still we must write this newsletter. First off, one of the biggest changes,
our most favorite ascii doodlin bot master Deviant left us so he could spend
more time with his future projects. We all wish him good luck in his future
endevours.
On the flip side, the awesome rip artist known as Fat pacifist joined our
ranks, look for his great works in future packs. Everyone else is being held
captive by NATO and searched for bombs. Were still not sure if Crimson Skye
has been released, but weve heard rumors hes been seen around.
Our web site is currently under construction, and will be up shortly. Nothing
fancy, just a place to get packs. If you would like to become a member of our
elite force, you can reach us at fokus@antisocial.com. Be sure to send us a
sample of your current works... Also, thanks to Deviant and Emok who guested
with us this month
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--copyright 1999 knocturnal enterprises. All names are innocent until proven
guilty. Unlawful copying of this newsletter will result in a maximum fine of
10. Littering is bad. Dont do it. And remember, always wear your seatbelt.--
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