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HI yA. mY nAme iS WiNBee, SuPeR 33l337 VGa aTiST! ...pHeaR mE aNd mY bUttoCKs
Okie...youre probably wondering why this fucking file is in the pack. Is Hal oncrack? Has he gone mad? What is the capital of Nebraska? Whatever..anyhow, I
felt I needed a manditory info file like panacea had in the last pack. I hope
youre still reading this. Ill try to make it more interesting. Ahem..Well I
first got into the scene when my friend X-Lax showed me a riot pack on his
computer about 3 years ago I would say. At the time, I lived in Japan and he
started sending me packs over the internet, and I became interested in drawing
ansi, but I tried many times and failed. One day I finally suceeded, except the
ansi took me 3 months to complete. I thought this will never work. I gave up,
but one day as I was looking through some packs, ice I think, I saw some cool
demo by some guy named Inky with spiffy vga. I had been taking drawing classes
for a few years now, so I gave vga a try. At first, I had no idea how to shade,
but gradually I got better, especially after I began mimicking styles of other
artists. After a few more months, I decided I was gonna join a group, but alas,
Japan had none that I knew of. I still continued to draw, and I loved anime and
manga so much, I chose to draw only that from that point on. I figured drawing
anime could make me stand out if I could ever find a group. I lost my i-net
account and I knew of no boards, so there was no way I could join a group.
Eventually, I moved to the U.S. and got a new internet account, but it had no
irc, so I was a little closer to my goal, but still not quite yet there. I met
X-Lax on a local board and he asked where I had been, I told him, and he quicklyfixed me up with fire where I have ended up, drawing vga.
I am now working on my fonts, which suck cock now since I have had not
much practice doing em, so dont dare request only a logo fools. I will be
releasing even more impressive graphics next month, and no I dont do ansi.
F.A.Q.
Q:Why the fuck is there an ld style font on top of this shitty article?
A:I dunno. You tell me. I am new and I felt like doing one of those jazzy new
style fonts that X-Lax hates so much. So I guess to piss xl off.
Q:If you dont have an internet account, how do I see you on irc?
A:I use x-laxs, and I have a partial account.
Q:Are you Japanese?
A:Yep, but third generation.
Q:Do you know karate?
A:nope, but I lift weights
Q:Where did you learn to draw?
A:College/Community/Other courses.
Q:Why the fuck do you sometimes sign your vgas in Japanese?
A:I feel like it sometimes. It sets me appart. Just like having a number for
your alias.
Q:What do you use to draw?
A:I use a mac and my 486/66 for drawing. I use photoshop, corel 6.0, adlus ps,
fractal painter, neo paint, paint shop pro, and Truespace. And a few more.
Q:Where did you get your alias?
A:Its what my teacher called me by accident in Japan.
Q:Do you know Bruce Lee?
A:Yes, we go out for Tequilas and Gin every Tuesday.
Q:Where do you live?
A:Washington, D.C.
Q:You cant write in japanese or english. Are you some kind of forest gump?
A:Yes. My ass is like a box of chocolates, I never know whats gonna come out.
Q:Will you do a VGA for me?
A:Depends. Contact me on irc, Im nice
Q:What is the average air speed of a swallow?
A:African or European?
Q:You might be a redneck if..
A:You go to family reunions to meet women. Youve ever barbequed spam on the
grill. You owe more to the taxadermist than your annual income. You have more
than one relative named elmer or jed. Barney Fife is one of your favorite
actors. You helped your richest relative take the wheels of his home.
ect. ect.dfs.df.dfs..dfs
bba
Q:ARE YOU JACK HANDY?
A:CAW WONDERED WHY THE CROWS KEPT CALLING HIS NAME.
IF YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, DONT STICK YOUR ARM OUT OR IT MIGHT TURN INTO A
FOSSIL.
NOW FUCK OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO GET MIDIEVAL ON YOU.
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