Universal Artists!
The Dream Team
Sudden Death, TaintedX,
sq2, creator...
Now lets see how mid-ev0l
this bitch can get!
Lethal Vengeance!
natalee this is going to be too easy
coolg i doodle better than lord jazz
natalee thats it, die lamer!
AvengeCult Comics 0
Natalee vs Cool G
written by Blue Devil
It was a grim day on a week in march in the fair state of Texas.
Cool G, a general annoyance to the scene was strolling down the
streets of Dallas. Cool G, the self proclaimed bad ass of ansi
creation decided he would spread his reign of terror to Ft. Worth.
Cool G being the cool mutha he is came into the city and proclaimed
himself the high leader to all. With BlueDevil awayfor Spring Break
the city was left defenseless from Cool Gs elite powers of Egoism
and ripping. Clueless, the chief of police called Blue Devil to see
what could be done.
Blue Devil: Hello?
Chief of Police: Is this BlueDevil
BD: Yeah, whos this?
COP: This is the chief of police down in Ft. Worth. Cool G with his
elite powershas taken over, can you help us?
BD: Sorry Chief, but Im on my break however, I can call someone
to stop him.
COP: Who?
BD: Why who else, but the superchick Natalie.
COP: Ive heard about her, but doesnt she live in Utah?
BD: No problem, I gave her the power to fly at mach speeds, she
could be there in a gigosecond.
COP: Hurry, Cool Gs eliteness is making everyone sick.
Blue Devil then hangs up the phone and tears himself away from
the pool he was residing with some bikini babes. He gets his
AvengeCult Communicator tm and and proceeds to call the AvengeCult
HQ in Logan, Utah. With Jenny McCarthy in one hand and Pamela Anderson
in the other, he dials the numbers with his dick.
BD: Natalie,sup girl you there? Cool Gs terrorizing the city of
Fort Worth.
Natalie: What?!!! How did that pencil dick loose?
BD: I dunno, anyways the city needs you, or everyone will die from
his elite egoNatalie: No prob, as soon as I find my super panties
Ill be there.
Natalie then turns off her communicator, explains the situation
to creator, while bending over and calling him daddy, and then
heads to Texas at her supersonic speed.
Meanwhile Ft. Worth has been ravaged to hell by Cool Gs elite powers.
Cool G: Fear my elite Ansi skils.
Suddenly the house behind Cool G explodes. CG is thrown 50 feet
and lands on his face.actually adding improvement
CG: Who Dares face me!@!! I will kill j00 with my 3l337ness.
Natalie: Its me bitch, Natalie of the avengecult. Im here to
end your reign of tyranny.
Natalie then freezes CG with her eyes. Pulls out her tennis
racket and shatters him into a million pieces. The ice pieces
quickly melt into liquid and form backinto Cool Gs pathetic
little body. Begging for forgiveness, Cool G crawls up to Natalie.
Lashing her whip around his throat she drags him to the lamer vault
Natalie : Cool G will no longer raise hell in TX, or anywhere again.
COP: Thanks Natalie, without your help we woulda had to submit to
CGs elitenessNatalie: No Problem, Now back to Avenge cult HQ. By
the way, that asshole made me break a nail. Natalie takes off and
flies home and gets a BIG kiss from her man...
MeanWhile in the lamer vault
Cool G: I will get those Avenge cult members!@!@!@
Legion member: Maybe we can help.
Cool G: Who r you?
LM: I am a member of legion, we owe this avengecult when we
breakout we will help you take them down.
Cool G: 3l337
the lamer vault is then filled with laughter
Next Issue
AVENGECULT VS LEGION
BTW! THIS IS OLD! AVENGE AND SOCIETY ARE AT A TRUCE! WE WILL UPHOLD!
The Dream Team
Sudden Death, TaintedX,
sq2, creator...
Now lets see how mid-ev0l
this bitch can get!
Lethal Vengeance!
natalee this is going to be too easy
coolg i doodle better than lord jazz
natalee thats it, die lamer!
AvengeCult Comics 0
Natalee vs Cool G
written by Blue Devil
It was a grim day on a week in march in the fair state of Texas.
Cool G, a general annoyance to the scene was strolling down the
streets of Dallas. Cool G, the self proclaimed bad ass of ansi
creation decided he would spread his reign of terror to Ft. Worth.
Cool G being the cool mutha he is came into the city and proclaimed
himself the high leader to all. With BlueDevil awayfor Spring Break
the city was left defenseless from Cool Gs elite powers of Egoism
and ripping. Clueless, the chief of police called Blue Devil to see
what could be done.
Blue Devil: Hello?
Chief of Police: Is this BlueDevil
BD: Yeah, whos this?
COP: This is the chief of police down in Ft. Worth. Cool G with his
elite powershas taken over, can you help us?
BD: Sorry Chief, but Im on my break however, I can call someone
to stop him.
COP: Who?
BD: Why who else, but the superchick Natalie.
COP: Ive heard about her, but doesnt she live in Utah?
BD: No problem, I gave her the power to fly at mach speeds, she
could be there in a gigosecond.
COP: Hurry, Cool Gs eliteness is making everyone sick.
Blue Devil then hangs up the phone and tears himself away from
the pool he was residing with some bikini babes. He gets his
AvengeCult Communicator tm and and proceeds to call the AvengeCult
HQ in Logan, Utah. With Jenny McCarthy in one hand and Pamela Anderson
in the other, he dials the numbers with his dick.
BD: Natalie,sup girl you there? Cool Gs terrorizing the city of
Fort Worth.
Natalie: What?!!! How did that pencil dick loose?
BD: I dunno, anyways the city needs you, or everyone will die from
his elite egoNatalie: No prob, as soon as I find my super panties
Ill be there.
Natalie then turns off her communicator, explains the situation
to creator, while bending over and calling him daddy, and then
heads to Texas at her supersonic speed.
Meanwhile Ft. Worth has been ravaged to hell by Cool Gs elite powers.
Cool G: Fear my elite Ansi skils.
Suddenly the house behind Cool G explodes. CG is thrown 50 feet
and lands on his face.actually adding improvement
CG: Who Dares face me!@!! I will kill j00 with my 3l337ness.
Natalie: Its me bitch, Natalie of the avengecult. Im here to
end your reign of tyranny.
Natalie then freezes CG with her eyes. Pulls out her tennis
racket and shatters him into a million pieces. The ice pieces
quickly melt into liquid and form backinto Cool Gs pathetic
little body. Begging for forgiveness, Cool G crawls up to Natalie.
Lashing her whip around his throat she drags him to the lamer vault
Natalie : Cool G will no longer raise hell in TX, or anywhere again.
COP: Thanks Natalie, without your help we woulda had to submit to
CGs elitenessNatalie: No Problem, Now back to Avenge cult HQ. By
the way, that asshole made me break a nail. Natalie takes off and
flies home and gets a BIG kiss from her man...
MeanWhile in the lamer vault
Cool G: I will get those Avenge cult members!@!@!@
Legion member: Maybe we can help.
Cool G: Who r you?
LM: I am a member of legion, we owe this avengecult when we
breakout we will help you take them down.
Cool G: 3l337
the lamer vault is then filled with laughter
Next Issue
AVENGECULT VS LEGION
BTW! THIS IS OLD! AVENGE AND SOCIETY ARE AT A TRUCE! WE WILL UPHOLD!
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