---y0lk 97----------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 97: stinky cheese and the seven messy petes
---y0lk 97----------------------------------------------------------------
hi.
hey kids, gather round grandma joltcola. im gonna tell ya a story.
its called:
stinky cheese and the seven messy petes
Stinky cheese was a very stinky girl. all the petes in the land
wanted her hand in matrimony. one day her father said that the seven
messiest petes in the land would have a contest to see who would marry
stinky cheese.
Everyone knew who the seven messiest petes were, because they were so
damn messy!@ some stupid little petes said they were messier than the 7,
but they were easily crushed. the 7 were now ready to go to stinky cheese
and her fathers house.
The seven messiest petes went to stinky cheese and her fathers house
for the final test. none of them knew what the test was, but they knew
it would be difficult. the seven messy petes stood before stinkys father
awaiting their test. the father announced BLAH!@ none of you are messy!
go home. I WILL MARRY MY DAUGHTER!! muwahaha. incest is fun.
The seven messy petes were dissappointed. they were mad and sad there was
angst in the air. the petes swore revenge!@ they were really pissed!
Grrr. said messy pete 3
we must think of a plan!@ said messy pete 1
gah, i have a plan!@ come close and ill tell you! said messy pete 4
so all the messy petes huddled close and listen to his plan. when he was
done they all look at him and said, youre a GENIUS!@ all the petes got
into the messy mobile and drove towards stinky cheeses house.
Stinky cheese looked out her window and sighed. she thought to herself,
i dont like being married to my father. i would much rather be married
to a messy pete. guh, angst. while gazing out her window she saw the messy
mobile coming towards her house. she squealed in delight and thought to herself
the messy petes are here to rescue me! j0y!@
The petes were nervous as they approached the home of stinky cheese and her
fatherhusband. when stinky cheeses father saw the messy mobile he was angry
and he threw large colored blocks at the messy mobile, but their dodging was
too good and he did not hit them once. he ran inside in phear.
The petes laughed at stinkys fathers pathetic attemp to stop them. they drove
up to the doorstep and got out of the messy mobile. they knocked down the door
and stepped into the house. there was stinkys father whimpering dont kill
me! i phear your messiness. they tied him up and let messy pete 4s pet goat
guard him.
Stinky cheese heard noises from downstairs and she knew something was going on
when the seven messy petes burst through her door. she was delighted. she wailed,
messy petes! i love you! to this they walked up to her and sliced her into 7
equal parts and ate her.
fin.
---samurai notes-----------------------------------------------------------
women sometimes wear mens underwear.
what, like bvds?
yup. wow. it was news to me, too, when i found out.
---index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla trip
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
95 fish pillows, mothers, and limericks sphrog
96 cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOph... spinsane
97 stinky cheese and the seven messy petes joltcola
TT
--infoez-------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
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OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
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OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR OR OR!@ the *official* y0lk html is at http://www.openix.com/phorce/y0lk/
OR! coming soon! micro pirate radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
y0lk 97: stinky cheese and the seven messy petes
---y0lk 97----------------------------------------------------------------
hi.
hey kids, gather round grandma joltcola. im gonna tell ya a story.
its called:
stinky cheese and the seven messy petes
Stinky cheese was a very stinky girl. all the petes in the land
wanted her hand in matrimony. one day her father said that the seven
messiest petes in the land would have a contest to see who would marry
stinky cheese.
Everyone knew who the seven messiest petes were, because they were so
damn messy!@ some stupid little petes said they were messier than the 7,
but they were easily crushed. the 7 were now ready to go to stinky cheese
and her fathers house.
The seven messiest petes went to stinky cheese and her fathers house
for the final test. none of them knew what the test was, but they knew
it would be difficult. the seven messy petes stood before stinkys father
awaiting their test. the father announced BLAH!@ none of you are messy!
go home. I WILL MARRY MY DAUGHTER!! muwahaha. incest is fun.
The seven messy petes were dissappointed. they were mad and sad there was
angst in the air. the petes swore revenge!@ they were really pissed!
Grrr. said messy pete 3
we must think of a plan!@ said messy pete 1
gah, i have a plan!@ come close and ill tell you! said messy pete 4
so all the messy petes huddled close and listen to his plan. when he was
done they all look at him and said, youre a GENIUS!@ all the petes got
into the messy mobile and drove towards stinky cheeses house.
Stinky cheese looked out her window and sighed. she thought to herself,
i dont like being married to my father. i would much rather be married
to a messy pete. guh, angst. while gazing out her window she saw the messy
mobile coming towards her house. she squealed in delight and thought to herself
the messy petes are here to rescue me! j0y!@
The petes were nervous as they approached the home of stinky cheese and her
fatherhusband. when stinky cheeses father saw the messy mobile he was angry
and he threw large colored blocks at the messy mobile, but their dodging was
too good and he did not hit them once. he ran inside in phear.
The petes laughed at stinkys fathers pathetic attemp to stop them. they drove
up to the doorstep and got out of the messy mobile. they knocked down the door
and stepped into the house. there was stinkys father whimpering dont kill
me! i phear your messiness. they tied him up and let messy pete 4s pet goat
guard him.
Stinky cheese heard noises from downstairs and she knew something was going on
when the seven messy petes burst through her door. she was delighted. she wailed,
messy petes! i love you! to this they walked up to her and sliced her into 7
equal parts and ate her.
fin.
---samurai notes-----------------------------------------------------------
women sometimes wear mens underwear.
what, like bvds?
yup. wow. it was news to me, too, when i found out.
---index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla trip
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
95 fish pillows, mothers, and limericks sphrog
96 cOsmic revelations, fever induced flashbacks, and pedOph... spinsane
97 stinky cheese and the seven messy petes joltcola
TT
--infoez-------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR OR OR!@ the *official* y0lk html is at http://www.openix.com/phorce/y0lk/
OR! coming soon! micro pirate radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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