cultural inclination?
by - mirrorhead
it seems to be our nations fate to concentrate on stupid things. why
do the ignorant, when it comes to tv, get hooked on media icons?
i was sitting at my house watching tv, when that damned budweiser
commercial comes on.
that damn frog!@
what makes market analysts think that people will buy their product
because of an icon in their ads. yet, people find it cute. they find it
creative. cute? maybe. creative? possibly. pointless in advertising for
beer? yup.
when people buy a product i hope, i mean really hope, those
ridiculous commercials have no influence when picking a brand name. whether
its beer, or any product.
so i ponder :
what does a frog have to do with a beer?
q : does a frog drink beer?
a : if it did.. it- well, no.
q : does a frog make beer?
a : golly, i hope not.
q : does a frog buy beer?
a : bah. plain silly, they dont live past 21.
q : does or should a frog of all things be used as a marketing tool
for beer?
a : !!!!!
my goodness.
and people buy articles of clothing promoting those mascots of
commercialism. hats and t-shirts with the bud frog on it. i was with my
friend in a mall. i left him alone for 5 minutes. lordy, 5 minutes! and
he couldnt resist. when i came back he was sportin a brand new 19.95
t-shirt that had that bud frog on it.
egads!@ you b0nehead! said i.
and proceeded to remove an arm from a nearby mannequin, and beat him
profusely.
its not just bud.
chester the cheeta. a cheeta eats cheese? gasp!
a red dog? i dont know of any dogs that are red. i think.
and that bunny. energizer. oh, that bunny. shudder goes me. its
so evil! so spooky!@ a rabbit powered by a battery! simply ghastly.
so i ponder yet again :
what does a bunny have to do with batteries?
q : does a bunny make batteries?
a : eek!
q : does a bunny use batteries for energy?
a : proposterous!@
q : therefore should a bunny be used as a marketing tool for
battries?
a: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hm, well wait. i missed the obvious. why the hell is the rabbit
pink?
shrug.
its the medias determination to take advantage of peoples
ignorance. people see a bunny for batteries. aw!@ a bunny! how cute!
lets go buy a carton of batteries! what the fuck. people see a frog.
hey thats funny! tee-hee! i want some beer. i cant believe people
fall for that. id love to see a plain commercial. a picture of the product
and why its good, nothing special. a silent commercial, maybe. no michael
jordans, or deion sanders, joe montanas.
i dont care if youre not only the president, but also a client.
i dont care if mikey likes it.
if youre reading this you probably have a good chunk of clue in you.
raw intelligence. you dont fall for this do you? i didnt think so.
keep up the good work. dont turn into an ignorant fool.
see past the media, and what they stand for : taking advantage of
american ignorance. stop letting the media, especially tv, make americas
destiny : ignorance.
just needed to get that off my chest.
wh3w!@
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