,.,.,.shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles.,.,.,
+-y0lk numbah 66-+
Yo! ideal here. Im really new to the zine scene so if youre actually
reading this, you can bet yer ballz im surprised!
+-well, im readin it, so whats goin on?-+
So, here I am sitting in the back of a car, listening to some Smashing
Pumpkins they rule! best fuckin band around, driving up to the dog
tracks to do some underage betting!
+-why dogs?-+
Cuz man, the horse track is like too far away and horses smell like shit!
Besides, last time I went to the dog tracks, I turned 20 into 120. Not
too shabby for 2 hours of sitting with cigar smokin rich guys.
Oh yeah, and the track has the best nachos at the snack stand!
+-Ok, enough about dogs, whatre you here for???-+
Oh, ok, fine. You dont want to hear about the dogs huh? Ok, I made a list
of 50 reasons why to read y0lk. It was gonna be 100 but i tried that and it
took too long
1. creed hes such a wacky dude, its cool
2. you get to explore the wonderful world of literature see issues 45-47
3. Its better than TV Guide
4. you save trees by reading y0lk .txt files more trees for yer dog to piss
on!
5. 4 doesnt apply to you if you print out every issue of y0lk!
6. MAD magazine gets repetetive after a while
7. Smashing Pumpkins have been mentioned many times in y0lk
8. you learn how to do neet stuff when your cupboards run out of burritos
like how to kill a fed
9. you learn how to write leet stuff like 31337 and w4r3z
10. your mother would be proud
11. your father wouldnt be proud
12. depending on your household, you may have to switch around the words
would and wouldnt in numbers 10 and 11
13. unlike that rilly hot girl in your math class who wont talk to you,
y0lks got ballz
14. unlike that fat girl who sits next to the girl mentioned in 13, y0lks
not too BIG
15. y0lk comes out more often than most magazines
16. y0lk comes out less often than your local w4r3z d00d annouces his
3133tness
17. What would you rather read? y0lk, or that one Shakespeare book for
English class?
18. Shakespeare only wishes he was cool enough to write for y0lk
19. learn the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and why poor
white trash live in trailer homes
20. everyone who writes for y0lk must pass a test before their submission is
accepted where they have to dance exactly like John Travolta in Pulp
Fiction
21. Damn! that chick on MTV is hot!
22. if someone is not accepted as a y0lk writer, they are forced into the
official John Travolta school of dance
23. soon, y0lk will be offering a 12-step video program that will teach
anyone how to dance like John Travolta
24. were not like those egg beaters that comes in a carton. were really
actual y0lk
25. you cant find anything this wacky, yet addictive on the streets
26. youll now have something to tell your penpal from afghanastonia about
27. youll get to witness the ramblings of interesting people like me who try
to think of 50 reasons why you should read things like this
28. Be a Pepper
29. y0lk is one of the only things in the history of the world that Forest
Gump didnt have anything to do with
30. if you let us know that you like y0lk, you may win our respect if we
ever hold a contest
31. we dont care if you read y0lk in the nude or in lederhosen sp?
32. we make excellent studies for your psyche class
33. comic books are too expensive nowadays, whatever happened to superman for
10 cents?
34. we know how they cram all that graham
35. creed probably still has your clothes so you better read if you ever want
to see them again
36. this is your brain . this is your brain on y0lk * any questions?
37. were nitty, gritty, and witty...or is it shitty?
38. if youre reading this, you probably read y0lk all the time, why would you
stop now?
39. damn! that chick on MTV is still hot!
40. theres only 10 more reasons left in this list.
41. arent you sick of reading that same playboy in the bathroom for the last
10 months?
42. youre gullable enough to try anything
43. no mortal fool can resist our control *READ Y0LK*
44. we are godz
45. the church of y0lk accepts anyone even if you have a bad credit history
46. the hair club for men requires you to put that monoxo-shit on your head,
all you have to do after reading y0lk, is send your clothes to creed
47. if you dont read it, well give those pictures of you and that goat to
the national inquirer and you know everyone believes what they print
48. i dont think we fear or phear for that matter anyone except maybe that
fat guy on Conan OBrien
49. all the chix will dig you daddy-o
50. yay! the stoopid list is over!
+-that was kinna lame-+
bite my gnads you jerk jangler! some of it rooled and I get very sensative
when people bash my cheap attempts at getting printed in an e-zine!
+-ok, well, its done, you gonna go now?-+
Hey! dont you wanna hear about the dog track? I lost my fucking ass!
Thats the last fucking time I bet on some piece of shit canine. Oh well, I
still got to eat those nachos and that was worth it.
Well, thats my feeble attempt at a y0lk issue, if it actually makes it, YAY!
If it doesnt, youd never know anyway.
talk to me at: kevin@mixcom.com
-ideal
--samurai notes-----------------------------------------------------------
wow, that ideal guy *really does like* y0lk. wow. he readem all.
+-index-+
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
creed is god. get used to it.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
+-y0lk numbah 66-+
Yo! ideal here. Im really new to the zine scene so if youre actually
reading this, you can bet yer ballz im surprised!
+-well, im readin it, so whats goin on?-+
So, here I am sitting in the back of a car, listening to some Smashing
Pumpkins they rule! best fuckin band around, driving up to the dog
tracks to do some underage betting!
+-why dogs?-+
Cuz man, the horse track is like too far away and horses smell like shit!
Besides, last time I went to the dog tracks, I turned 20 into 120. Not
too shabby for 2 hours of sitting with cigar smokin rich guys.
Oh yeah, and the track has the best nachos at the snack stand!
+-Ok, enough about dogs, whatre you here for???-+
Oh, ok, fine. You dont want to hear about the dogs huh? Ok, I made a list
of 50 reasons why to read y0lk. It was gonna be 100 but i tried that and it
took too long
1. creed hes such a wacky dude, its cool
2. you get to explore the wonderful world of literature see issues 45-47
3. Its better than TV Guide
4. you save trees by reading y0lk .txt files more trees for yer dog to piss
on!
5. 4 doesnt apply to you if you print out every issue of y0lk!
6. MAD magazine gets repetetive after a while
7. Smashing Pumpkins have been mentioned many times in y0lk
8. you learn how to do neet stuff when your cupboards run out of burritos
like how to kill a fed
9. you learn how to write leet stuff like 31337 and w4r3z
10. your mother would be proud
11. your father wouldnt be proud
12. depending on your household, you may have to switch around the words
would and wouldnt in numbers 10 and 11
13. unlike that rilly hot girl in your math class who wont talk to you,
y0lks got ballz
14. unlike that fat girl who sits next to the girl mentioned in 13, y0lks
not too BIG
15. y0lk comes out more often than most magazines
16. y0lk comes out less often than your local w4r3z d00d annouces his
3133tness
17. What would you rather read? y0lk, or that one Shakespeare book for
English class?
18. Shakespeare only wishes he was cool enough to write for y0lk
19. learn the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and why poor
white trash live in trailer homes
20. everyone who writes for y0lk must pass a test before their submission is
accepted where they have to dance exactly like John Travolta in Pulp
Fiction
21. Damn! that chick on MTV is hot!
22. if someone is not accepted as a y0lk writer, they are forced into the
official John Travolta school of dance
23. soon, y0lk will be offering a 12-step video program that will teach
anyone how to dance like John Travolta
24. were not like those egg beaters that comes in a carton. were really
actual y0lk
25. you cant find anything this wacky, yet addictive on the streets
26. youll now have something to tell your penpal from afghanastonia about
27. youll get to witness the ramblings of interesting people like me who try
to think of 50 reasons why you should read things like this
28. Be a Pepper
29. y0lk is one of the only things in the history of the world that Forest
Gump didnt have anything to do with
30. if you let us know that you like y0lk, you may win our respect if we
ever hold a contest
31. we dont care if you read y0lk in the nude or in lederhosen sp?
32. we make excellent studies for your psyche class
33. comic books are too expensive nowadays, whatever happened to superman for
10 cents?
34. we know how they cram all that graham
35. creed probably still has your clothes so you better read if you ever want
to see them again
36. this is your brain . this is your brain on y0lk * any questions?
37. were nitty, gritty, and witty...or is it shitty?
38. if youre reading this, you probably read y0lk all the time, why would you
stop now?
39. damn! that chick on MTV is still hot!
40. theres only 10 more reasons left in this list.
41. arent you sick of reading that same playboy in the bathroom for the last
10 months?
42. youre gullable enough to try anything
43. no mortal fool can resist our control *READ Y0LK*
44. we are godz
45. the church of y0lk accepts anyone even if you have a bad credit history
46. the hair club for men requires you to put that monoxo-shit on your head,
all you have to do after reading y0lk, is send your clothes to creed
47. if you dont read it, well give those pictures of you and that goat to
the national inquirer and you know everyone believes what they print
48. i dont think we fear or phear for that matter anyone except maybe that
fat guy on Conan OBrien
49. all the chix will dig you daddy-o
50. yay! the stoopid list is over!
+-that was kinna lame-+
bite my gnads you jerk jangler! some of it rooled and I get very sensative
when people bash my cheap attempts at getting printed in an e-zine!
+-ok, well, its done, you gonna go now?-+
Hey! dont you wanna hear about the dog track? I lost my fucking ass!
Thats the last fucking time I bet on some piece of shit canine. Oh well, I
still got to eat those nachos and that was worth it.
Well, thats my feeble attempt at a y0lk issue, if it actually makes it, YAY!
If it doesnt, youd never know anyway.
talk to me at: kevin@mixcom.com
-ideal
--samurai notes-----------------------------------------------------------
wow, that ideal guy *really does like* y0lk. wow. he readem all.
+-index-+
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
creed is god. get used to it.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
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