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y0lk 64: creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two
uhh, more poems. i hope you enjoy them, which you wont, so... i
apologize in advance, i guess.
--morbid state---------------------------------------------------------------
heh. my dad found this handwritten on the floor and asked me about it. not a
very comfortable situation for me.
sitting here
still enraged
normal life
becomes a haze
must destroy
must devour
i must kill
until the final hour
there is no heaven
there is no hell
nothings poor
nothings well
who am i
who are you
what is old
what is new
there is no life
there is no death
it all is here
but nothings left
i do not love
i do not hate
i simply live
in a morbid state.
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heres a little humor for you. i was feeling a little giddy when i wrote this,
i suppose.
Scalpel.
Scissors.
Forceps.
Gun.
Appendectomies are fun!
Cut that motherfucker up,
Tear his ass apart.
Rip that bastards colon out!
Death by internal fart
Jones, dont pull that thing too hard!
Jones, you fucking twit!
Jones, that thing dont twist that way!
Dont do that, man....
OH, SHIT.
--realm of kaos--------------------------------------------------------------
apocalyptic stuff. and, yeah, i spelled kaos wrong intentionally.
The midnight sky lit up with fire
Missiles in the air
Welcome to this foul realm
Enter if you dare.
There is no hope for those of you
That choose this place to dwell
The ReaLM oF KaoS, my poor friend
Is one large living hell.
Weve seen it all, we dont fear death
Theres nothing left to fear
We know the fight will surely end
We know the end is near.
Blood doth drip from my bare hands
I just did kill a man
In deep red oceans, filled with blood
Is where that i now stand.
I scream out loud into the air
But no one hears my cry
Or maybe its that they dont care
They know the end it nigh
Escape is futile in this realm
Theres no one left to save us
Please, god save me from this land,
This deathly ReaLM oF KaoS!
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title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
TT
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