--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 55: campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death
well. y0lk. weve released quite a few issues in the last couplea
days, i guess the little zine is picking up. or not. shrug. while writing
issue 50, i realized something rilly neat-o about y0lk: some of the old things
i wrote werent actually that bad. so, in honor of the old-style hip y0lk of
old, i present this issue. the retro-silly issue.
--fake irc quotes------------------------------------------------------------
trip /dcc get warezdcc thedig50mb.zip
trip fuk
god so these two priests and a moose are in a bar, right?
god the moose says, ill have a rum and coke, please.
god the first priest says, hey moose, how old are you?
god the moose says, 17, why?
god and the second priest sez, you poophead!@ mooses your age cant drink!
satan ...
god what?
satan man, you cant tell jokes for shit, god.
god no!@! cuz, the guys a moose, right?!@ get it?!??
*** Signoff: satan lamer
phorce /msg WildOne yeah, im pretty tough. im in a punk band and
everything... smoke a lotta weed too
phorce fuk
mogel i read y0lk!
tut hey guys!
tut whats happenin!?@?
tut i just got outa prison, i got 8 months for involuntary manslaughter, uhm.
m3rcuri huh?
tut i cant believe i left the computer on!@!@!!
* you are pathetic.
*** satan has joined hell
creed hey, satan
trip satan
satan hey guys
creed whats up
satan uhm, can one of you hook me up with descent 2 registered?
creed uhh, you couldnt find it yourself?
satan well, no, uhm...
*** Signoff: creed lamer
godzilla rrrraaaarohoghhghh.
creed i read y0lk!
trip uhm, satan, you can download descent 2 off my board if you want...
*** Signoff: satan lamer
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
tee hee. well. i love dem irc quotes, but i dunno... have i lost it?
have i run out of material? i dunno. hmmph. howzz about a little k-rad
anarch1ey?
--youth against fascism!-----------------------------------------------------
HOW TO LOOK LIKE A PUNK ANARCHIST
auth0r: creed time: 11:05pm
date: 03/20/96
you will need: 1 carving knife
1 brick
1 friend or parent
DISCLAIMER: HaHaHaHaHa WHo CaReZ!@ eYe HaTe FeDZ@!!@!
ok d0odz, for those of you that arent quite punk yet from years of
hardk0re anarchist experience, heres a little t-file i whipped up so you kidz
can look more like myself.
first, take your carving knife and cut a few gashes in your face chestarea. this will make you look like you have gotten into a lot of fights with
cops n stuff so people will like you. if you arent into the pain thing, ask
your friend or parent to die you down and do it for you. when you are
finished, you should have 8-10 deep bleeding wounds, which will soon develop
into cool scars. i suggest that you sit down and rest for a while, so when you
pass out you dont hit your head or anything.
when you regain consciousness and feel like walking again, take the
knife still got it? and cut a few fingers off. if you are the daring type,
try sawing off a leg and/or foot.
WARNING: DO NOT SAW OFF YOUR OWN HEAD. IF THIS HAPPENS, YOU WILL LOSE FLOW OF
BLOOD OXYGEN TO YOUR BRAIN, AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE. IF YOU
ARE INTERESTED IN DEATH, SEE EARLIER ISSUES OF Y0LK FOR INFORMATION ON
HOW TO DESTROY YOURSELF.
ok, now youre done with the knife. what you want to do now is stand
about five paces away from your friend or parent and have him/her throw the
brick directly at your face. repeat this process until you have about one
handful of teeth to show your friends.
okay, so now youre a k-rad rebel teenage anarchist. i suggest, for
your first act of duty, you look for the textfiles how to get arrested and
guns for goths. HaVe PHuN!@*@!*
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
sigh. have i lost my goofy flair? i dunno. id like some feedback on
this issue, if its possible. i dunno how i did. however, we at y0lk hold one
secret that protects us from humiliation worrying about not doing well on our
writing...
we still dont care. nyah nyah!
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
y0lk 55: campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death
well. y0lk. weve released quite a few issues in the last couplea
days, i guess the little zine is picking up. or not. shrug. while writing
issue 50, i realized something rilly neat-o about y0lk: some of the old things
i wrote werent actually that bad. so, in honor of the old-style hip y0lk of
old, i present this issue. the retro-silly issue.
--fake irc quotes------------------------------------------------------------
trip /dcc get warezdcc thedig50mb.zip
trip fuk
god so these two priests and a moose are in a bar, right?
god the moose says, ill have a rum and coke, please.
god the first priest says, hey moose, how old are you?
god the moose says, 17, why?
god and the second priest sez, you poophead!@ mooses your age cant drink!
satan ...
god what?
satan man, you cant tell jokes for shit, god.
god no!@! cuz, the guys a moose, right?!@ get it?!??
*** Signoff: satan lamer
phorce /msg WildOne yeah, im pretty tough. im in a punk band and
everything... smoke a lotta weed too
phorce fuk
mogel i read y0lk!
tut hey guys!
tut whats happenin!?@?
tut i just got outa prison, i got 8 months for involuntary manslaughter, uhm.
m3rcuri huh?
tut i cant believe i left the computer on!@!@!!
* you are pathetic.
*** satan has joined hell
creed hey, satan
trip satan
satan hey guys
creed whats up
satan uhm, can one of you hook me up with descent 2 registered?
creed uhh, you couldnt find it yourself?
satan well, no, uhm...
*** Signoff: creed lamer
godzilla rrrraaaarohoghhghh.
creed i read y0lk!
trip uhm, satan, you can download descent 2 off my board if you want...
*** Signoff: satan lamer
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
tee hee. well. i love dem irc quotes, but i dunno... have i lost it?
have i run out of material? i dunno. hmmph. howzz about a little k-rad
anarch1ey?
--youth against fascism!-----------------------------------------------------
HOW TO LOOK LIKE A PUNK ANARCHIST
auth0r: creed time: 11:05pm
date: 03/20/96
you will need: 1 carving knife
1 brick
1 friend or parent
DISCLAIMER: HaHaHaHaHa WHo CaReZ!@ eYe HaTe FeDZ@!!@!
ok d0odz, for those of you that arent quite punk yet from years of
hardk0re anarchist experience, heres a little t-file i whipped up so you kidz
can look more like myself.
first, take your carving knife and cut a few gashes in your face chestarea. this will make you look like you have gotten into a lot of fights with
cops n stuff so people will like you. if you arent into the pain thing, ask
your friend or parent to die you down and do it for you. when you are
finished, you should have 8-10 deep bleeding wounds, which will soon develop
into cool scars. i suggest that you sit down and rest for a while, so when you
pass out you dont hit your head or anything.
when you regain consciousness and feel like walking again, take the
knife still got it? and cut a few fingers off. if you are the daring type,
try sawing off a leg and/or foot.
WARNING: DO NOT SAW OFF YOUR OWN HEAD. IF THIS HAPPENS, YOU WILL LOSE FLOW OF
BLOOD OXYGEN TO YOUR BRAIN, AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE. IF YOU
ARE INTERESTED IN DEATH, SEE EARLIER ISSUES OF Y0LK FOR INFORMATION ON
HOW TO DESTROY YOURSELF.
ok, now youre done with the knife. what you want to do now is stand
about five paces away from your friend or parent and have him/her throw the
brick directly at your face. repeat this process until you have about one
handful of teeth to show your friends.
okay, so now youre a k-rad rebel teenage anarchist. i suggest, for
your first act of duty, you look for the textfiles how to get arrested and
guns for goths. HaVe PHuN!@*@!*
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
sigh. have i lost my goofy flair? i dunno. id like some feedback on
this issue, if its possible. i dunno how i did. however, we at y0lk hold one
secret that protects us from humiliation worrying about not doing well on our
writing...
we still dont care. nyah nyah!
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
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