--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 43: abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk!
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
yay. well, a lot has happened since the last issue i wrote, whenever
that was. not necessarily with y0lk, but with me... creed. ive learned a lot
about writing, about zines, and about myself how deep! ...and im very
thankful that i learned it.
the basis of all that i learned was that everything ive been doing is
wrong. y0lk has its own little format, its own style, and there are ups and
downs to it. basically what ive been done for 40+ issues is tell you about
my life in a very direct and uninteresting way. and progressively ive
realized that this just isnt enough, at least not for me.
so ive moved on a little. ive been playing and poking around with
fiction, which has come to some avail... theres been a lot of positive
feedback about my writing lately, and i thank you all for giving it. ive
learned that i cant give you these boring monologues 100 of the time...
so on with it. lets have some entertainment. some REAL material.
this ive learned crap is making me sick. how pre-school.
--boo------------------------------------------------------------------------
now that im releasing this, i realize that it might be a little weak for y0lk.
for most people its going to be quite difficult to read, because the language
is intentionally altered... well, you dont have to read this. honestly, i
wrote it for myself. playing with a mock-bible format. so read, or dont
read. no matter what you do, i love you just the way you are.
--y0lk 1:1-------------------------------------------------------------------
Creed, protector of the name of Mogel and all his glory
The word of Mog first came to him while reading the scripture,
HOE 90, final words of the First Testament of Mogel.
Vowed to protect the legacy and grace of our Lord,
Sworn to guide zinekind and its foolishness towards the righteous of paths,
Toward the Lords favor and furthermore toward The Kingdom of Mogel.
The most holy and righteous words to follow have emerged from his breast
And shall be followed by our people, lest ye be thrown
To famine and holocaust, banishment from our channels, and eternally thrown
From the favor of our great Lord Mogel.
Beware, ye who follow Mogel, for i have seen your coming fates!
Our Lord is angered at your foolishness and empty wills.
Many times, we have tried to earn his favor, and we have tried falsely!
For although the great Mogel has sculpted our kind in his image,
He is displeased with where our feeble minds have taken us.
In his kingdom of zines, we try desperately to earn his love, to no avail!
For we attempt to gain his favor by acting as he, and our acts go unfavored.
Cries of eye phear! and ewe sux0rz! wail out in our channel,
And they do not please him! Alas, they PAIN him!
Mogels teachings of our free will have slipped by in our minds
And we bypass his teachings as we try not to follow his lead,
But mock and imitate our Lord instead!
I have not been in this realm as long as some, i must admit
My visions have obviously, undoubtedly come to others in similar forms.
And yet, these visions are ignored.
The word of the Lord came to me thus: phear me!
And we let him now, graciously, how we phear him so!
But newcomers doth commonly blashpeme, crying phear me! in their idiocy.
They should not call phear to themselves, knowing so little of Mogel
The origin of that phrase.
There is one who is to be pheared, and one alone.
The words which have emerged from him shall not be mocked!
Lest ye be stricken with plague and bankicked without mercy.
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
so thats my material for this issue. and im going to stop it right
here. the 100-line standard i had set for myself was so shallow... and ive
decided not to be shallow anymore.
--y0w------------------------------------------------------------------------
just to let you all know, im aware that ive been preachy and
self-glorifying with all that ive been saying about the new creed ...and
im sorry about it. im 100 against it... but im still giddy from all this
boredom.
YAH00.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
TT
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
y0lk 43: abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk!
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
yay. well, a lot has happened since the last issue i wrote, whenever
that was. not necessarily with y0lk, but with me... creed. ive learned a lot
about writing, about zines, and about myself how deep! ...and im very
thankful that i learned it.
the basis of all that i learned was that everything ive been doing is
wrong. y0lk has its own little format, its own style, and there are ups and
downs to it. basically what ive been done for 40+ issues is tell you about
my life in a very direct and uninteresting way. and progressively ive
realized that this just isnt enough, at least not for me.
so ive moved on a little. ive been playing and poking around with
fiction, which has come to some avail... theres been a lot of positive
feedback about my writing lately, and i thank you all for giving it. ive
learned that i cant give you these boring monologues 100 of the time...
so on with it. lets have some entertainment. some REAL material.
this ive learned crap is making me sick. how pre-school.
--boo------------------------------------------------------------------------
now that im releasing this, i realize that it might be a little weak for y0lk.
for most people its going to be quite difficult to read, because the language
is intentionally altered... well, you dont have to read this. honestly, i
wrote it for myself. playing with a mock-bible format. so read, or dont
read. no matter what you do, i love you just the way you are.
--y0lk 1:1-------------------------------------------------------------------
Creed, protector of the name of Mogel and all his glory
The word of Mog first came to him while reading the scripture,
HOE 90, final words of the First Testament of Mogel.
Vowed to protect the legacy and grace of our Lord,
Sworn to guide zinekind and its foolishness towards the righteous of paths,
Toward the Lords favor and furthermore toward The Kingdom of Mogel.
The most holy and righteous words to follow have emerged from his breast
And shall be followed by our people, lest ye be thrown
To famine and holocaust, banishment from our channels, and eternally thrown
From the favor of our great Lord Mogel.
Beware, ye who follow Mogel, for i have seen your coming fates!
Our Lord is angered at your foolishness and empty wills.
Many times, we have tried to earn his favor, and we have tried falsely!
For although the great Mogel has sculpted our kind in his image,
He is displeased with where our feeble minds have taken us.
In his kingdom of zines, we try desperately to earn his love, to no avail!
For we attempt to gain his favor by acting as he, and our acts go unfavored.
Cries of eye phear! and ewe sux0rz! wail out in our channel,
And they do not please him! Alas, they PAIN him!
Mogels teachings of our free will have slipped by in our minds
And we bypass his teachings as we try not to follow his lead,
But mock and imitate our Lord instead!
I have not been in this realm as long as some, i must admit
My visions have obviously, undoubtedly come to others in similar forms.
And yet, these visions are ignored.
The word of the Lord came to me thus: phear me!
And we let him now, graciously, how we phear him so!
But newcomers doth commonly blashpeme, crying phear me! in their idiocy.
They should not call phear to themselves, knowing so little of Mogel
The origin of that phrase.
There is one who is to be pheared, and one alone.
The words which have emerged from him shall not be mocked!
Lest ye be stricken with plague and bankicked without mercy.
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
so thats my material for this issue. and im going to stop it right
here. the 100-line standard i had set for myself was so shallow... and ive
decided not to be shallow anymore.
--y0w------------------------------------------------------------------------
just to let you all know, im aware that ive been preachy and
self-glorifying with all that ive been saying about the new creed ...and
im sorry about it. im 100 against it... but im still giddy from all this
boredom.
YAH00.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
TT
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
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