--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 41: dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
--hrmm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
what up this is me once again. the big ouchy man, bringing yew anotha y0lk
ishue. like duh! that is why it is called y0lk-041.zip when yew downloaded
it.
--my day---------------------------------------------------------------------
first off i would like to say that my day was okay. big woop!
i got to school, went through a few classes and then went out to lunch at
mcdonalds with a few friends. we got back about 15 minutes afta class
started and then when i got back my teacher bitched at me a lil. then i
stayed, so i could try to finish my linked lists fer computer science ap.
but i still get a unexcussed absense. usually yew get sent to sweep, but
i needed to stay, so i could finish my work. but, one of the principals
will be calling tonite sumtime and i will then hang up on the recorded
message machine that they have setup at the school. my schools. but i
know i will prolly end up missing it when i graduate.
then lata i coudlnt go to this thing called the nfl experience, which is
where the nfl comes out and yew get to do a lot of stuff. but i heard it
sucked hardcore, but im sure it wouldve been betta then sitting in the
classroom vegatating. then my friend i drove around downtown and then
came back and he dropped me off and then i ate dinner and im here
listing to my mother yack her mouth off, while waiting fer my friend to
call.
--tales from the bedromm, part 1---------------------------------------------
here is the first in the serios of hopefully many.
well, tom, came home one night and went to his room. there he saw his
brother, bob, doing something very unusual. he was takin out the dead
people out of his refrigator. he then saw tom, he was shocked, but
then he invited tom to join him in his little phun and games that he was
about to enjoy all by himself. but he was in a giving and horny mood and
decided to invite his brother to join him.
welp! this is where it gets good!@
so without thinking of all the phun things that they could do together
in that large bedroom, he said alrighty then!@. bob put the dead lil
girl on the bed. she looked about 10 or 12, so she has been through
pubrity or something like that. then he started to unbotton her white
shirt and pulled off her tight blue jean shorts. then this is where
tom jumped in. he offered to take of her training bra with her very
lil devoloped breasts and then took off her underpanties.
bob had a little phun with her while tom left the room to get the
colored glue and then pull down his pants and started wanking off,
while bob, mr. butt pirate, was still going at her small and firm
buttock.
then it was toms turn to have a wack at it. bob struggled to get off
the bed, while tom hurried to hope onto the little girl. he flipped
her onto her back and filled her up really good and really quick. he then
played with her little breasts as he whipped the goopy mess all over her
body and her face.
then bob said get the fuck off, yew sob!, as he had a gazed and evil
devil look in his eyes.
tom didnt know what to say and decided to get off the bed and let bob
have his go around.
bob had the blue colored glue in his hands and turned over the girl, so
that she was on her stomach and looked like trip on his stomach waiting
fer someone to take him from behind. bob then put on a extension for the
glue bottle and pushed and shoved the sex tool into her a now loose
anus. he moved it in and out as he squeezed the glue slowly into her anus.
by this time, tom was getting some poot-nanny and going muff diving fer
who knows what. he looked like conde getting some from his mom. conde was
some guy that took over ansi, with his bot afromama.
bob finally afta minutes and minutes of there little adventure of cramming
weird items into her bunghole pulled out the toy train with some jizz and
blue stuff all over it. bob started licking and licking the train as he
stuffed his massive 4 inch dick into the girls mouth as tom kept it open.
the door slowly opened as they looked up to see who was there and ended
up seeing ....
to be continued the next time i write an y0lk.
--metalchic------------------------------------------------------------------
well i was in irc in zines about a week or so ago and some awpd someone
by the handle of metalchic. she was acting all normal and never saw this
coming, she mass deawpd the entire channel and then deawpd her ownself
of all things. this pissed me off along with many other people that
werent sitting idle or jerking off.
eventually she left, but the channel was tooken back over with many
people awpd and her not there.
the next day, pissed me off even more. she got awpd by someone that must
have fergot or didnt know she did what she did the previous day. guess
what. she did the same thing once again and this pissed off many people
once again. this got me really pissed even though i didnt have awps in
the first, i argued with her and then she brought up something like that
yew shouldnt say that to a girl. then i said that all yew girls and
women want to be treated equal, so we can treat yew equal in a conversation.
she babbled on and on about dont get mad about awps and jus drop it. but
that wasnt the point anymore. but my point i was trying to make from then
on was that girls and women want the same rights as men and want to be
treated equal. but i guess she coudlnt get that through her head.
oh well, that was really pointless, but i had to get that out of myself, so
there.
--the simposins--------------------------------------------------------------
yes, the simpsons rock, cuz they are jus plain bad. the show is totally
kickin, espically when bart is punk ass to everyone, espically his
sister.
we should have a zine get together and get all 140 episodes of the
simpsons and watch them back to back until we watch them all. it would
have to be during the summer, so that there isnt any school going on.
we could get laid, watch simpsons, get drunk, watch simpsons, get laid
and so on.
maybe, we could do this at the next dummercon. jus a thought. anyhow, i
was thinking of holding my own zine get together here in arizona. im
sure that trip would come and maybe a few others, but most everyone
lives back east and there wouldnt be such of a great turn out fer the
event.
--go go speed racer----------------------------------------------------------
well my friends and i went out to lunch one day. we pulled up to a
convertte, in my friends 90 nissan maxima. we started out excellent
and wasted the mofo fer about 700 yards, until he got an idea to use
those burritos that he ate fer lunch/breakfast as an advantage fer him
and passed our ass up and then was out of our sight.
--woa!-----------------------------------------------------------------------
its time to stop fer me, cause its time to eat some dinner and well i
really dont feel like writting anything else. yew guys understand dont
yew. get the fuck off my leg, and no i wont keep on writting.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
y0lk 41: dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue
--y0lk-----------------------------------------------------------------------
--hrmm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
what up this is me once again. the big ouchy man, bringing yew anotha y0lk
ishue. like duh! that is why it is called y0lk-041.zip when yew downloaded
it.
--my day---------------------------------------------------------------------
first off i would like to say that my day was okay. big woop!
i got to school, went through a few classes and then went out to lunch at
mcdonalds with a few friends. we got back about 15 minutes afta class
started and then when i got back my teacher bitched at me a lil. then i
stayed, so i could try to finish my linked lists fer computer science ap.
but i still get a unexcussed absense. usually yew get sent to sweep, but
i needed to stay, so i could finish my work. but, one of the principals
will be calling tonite sumtime and i will then hang up on the recorded
message machine that they have setup at the school. my schools. but i
know i will prolly end up missing it when i graduate.
then lata i coudlnt go to this thing called the nfl experience, which is
where the nfl comes out and yew get to do a lot of stuff. but i heard it
sucked hardcore, but im sure it wouldve been betta then sitting in the
classroom vegatating. then my friend i drove around downtown and then
came back and he dropped me off and then i ate dinner and im here
listing to my mother yack her mouth off, while waiting fer my friend to
call.
--tales from the bedromm, part 1---------------------------------------------
here is the first in the serios of hopefully many.
well, tom, came home one night and went to his room. there he saw his
brother, bob, doing something very unusual. he was takin out the dead
people out of his refrigator. he then saw tom, he was shocked, but
then he invited tom to join him in his little phun and games that he was
about to enjoy all by himself. but he was in a giving and horny mood and
decided to invite his brother to join him.
welp! this is where it gets good!@
so without thinking of all the phun things that they could do together
in that large bedroom, he said alrighty then!@. bob put the dead lil
girl on the bed. she looked about 10 or 12, so she has been through
pubrity or something like that. then he started to unbotton her white
shirt and pulled off her tight blue jean shorts. then this is where
tom jumped in. he offered to take of her training bra with her very
lil devoloped breasts and then took off her underpanties.
bob had a little phun with her while tom left the room to get the
colored glue and then pull down his pants and started wanking off,
while bob, mr. butt pirate, was still going at her small and firm
buttock.
then it was toms turn to have a wack at it. bob struggled to get off
the bed, while tom hurried to hope onto the little girl. he flipped
her onto her back and filled her up really good and really quick. he then
played with her little breasts as he whipped the goopy mess all over her
body and her face.
then bob said get the fuck off, yew sob!, as he had a gazed and evil
devil look in his eyes.
tom didnt know what to say and decided to get off the bed and let bob
have his go around.
bob had the blue colored glue in his hands and turned over the girl, so
that she was on her stomach and looked like trip on his stomach waiting
fer someone to take him from behind. bob then put on a extension for the
glue bottle and pushed and shoved the sex tool into her a now loose
anus. he moved it in and out as he squeezed the glue slowly into her anus.
by this time, tom was getting some poot-nanny and going muff diving fer
who knows what. he looked like conde getting some from his mom. conde was
some guy that took over ansi, with his bot afromama.
bob finally afta minutes and minutes of there little adventure of cramming
weird items into her bunghole pulled out the toy train with some jizz and
blue stuff all over it. bob started licking and licking the train as he
stuffed his massive 4 inch dick into the girls mouth as tom kept it open.
the door slowly opened as they looked up to see who was there and ended
up seeing ....
to be continued the next time i write an y0lk.
--metalchic------------------------------------------------------------------
well i was in irc in zines about a week or so ago and some awpd someone
by the handle of metalchic. she was acting all normal and never saw this
coming, she mass deawpd the entire channel and then deawpd her ownself
of all things. this pissed me off along with many other people that
werent sitting idle or jerking off.
eventually she left, but the channel was tooken back over with many
people awpd and her not there.
the next day, pissed me off even more. she got awpd by someone that must
have fergot or didnt know she did what she did the previous day. guess
what. she did the same thing once again and this pissed off many people
once again. this got me really pissed even though i didnt have awps in
the first, i argued with her and then she brought up something like that
yew shouldnt say that to a girl. then i said that all yew girls and
women want to be treated equal, so we can treat yew equal in a conversation.
she babbled on and on about dont get mad about awps and jus drop it. but
that wasnt the point anymore. but my point i was trying to make from then
on was that girls and women want the same rights as men and want to be
treated equal. but i guess she coudlnt get that through her head.
oh well, that was really pointless, but i had to get that out of myself, so
there.
--the simposins--------------------------------------------------------------
yes, the simpsons rock, cuz they are jus plain bad. the show is totally
kickin, espically when bart is punk ass to everyone, espically his
sister.
we should have a zine get together and get all 140 episodes of the
simpsons and watch them back to back until we watch them all. it would
have to be during the summer, so that there isnt any school going on.
we could get laid, watch simpsons, get drunk, watch simpsons, get laid
and so on.
maybe, we could do this at the next dummercon. jus a thought. anyhow, i
was thinking of holding my own zine get together here in arizona. im
sure that trip would come and maybe a few others, but most everyone
lives back east and there wouldnt be such of a great turn out fer the
event.
--go go speed racer----------------------------------------------------------
well my friends and i went out to lunch one day. we pulled up to a
convertte, in my friends 90 nissan maxima. we started out excellent
and wasted the mofo fer about 700 yards, until he got an idea to use
those burritos that he ate fer lunch/breakfast as an advantage fer him
and passed our ass up and then was out of our sight.
--woa!-----------------------------------------------------------------------
its time to stop fer me, cause its time to eat some dinner and well i
really dont feel like writting anything else. yew guys understand dont
yew. get the fuck off my leg, and no i wont keep on writting.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
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