Oio y0lk!@ oiO
y0lk, coming straight outta compton
Oio y0lk!@ oiO
dIaLChIx!@
ok, so the title has nothing to do with what i want to talk about. i just
sorta liked it. i started out with what a long, strange, dick its been
then i went to what a long, strange, dick you have .. but nothing worked.
so i used y0lk, coming straight outta compton. mainly because i like the
root of the word compton, which is compt -- compt meaning large black
men and ton meaning who come straight outta compton.
anyway.. what i really want to talk about are dialchix. i know, its a
saddening subject for most of you male dailers out there.. if youve ever met
a dialchick, you know exactly what im talking about. nine out of every ten
dialchix fill the following requirements:
-/--/--/--/--/--/--dialchixrequrirements!@/--/--/--/--/--/--/--
must weigh over 175 pounds, and be under 53 of height
if under the age of 12 oh jesus they have never drank, know theyll
never smoke, and have gotten past first base - they think they might
go farther than that in their life
if over the age of 15, they are chain smokers, drink too much, smoke
weed too much, and come on to the guy who owns the 7-11.
dial all day, just to hit on dial nerds.
must be HEANOUSLY sp ugly and fucking annoying as hell.
-/--/--/--/--/--/--dialchixrequrirements!@/--/--/--/--/--/--/--
sound good? i didnt think so. youd think.. there are tons of *NORMAL*,
cool guys out there that dial, or are involved with computers dont get me
wrong, there are tons of dorky guys out there too - witness: kevin mitnick
but it seems every fucking dialchick is annoying and ugly.. argh.
creeds pretty hot, though. wo0o.
y0lk
does anybody out there actually read this thing? if you do, send creed
email. its included with this zip file.. his address is in the nfo. and my
address is: hooch.@f712.n2605.z1.fidonet.org .. yeah, its a fidonet address,
fuck you. i think you need that period after the hooch, too, so dont fuck
that up.
myD0g!@
my dog is so fucking cool, man. her name is maxie.. she like sleeps all day
and then when i come home she does wind sprints around the house. hehe.. she
r0x. and, like, she sleeps with her head all the way inbetween two pillows,
youd think shed suffocate. like, shell be sitting on the couch, and shell
be in the WEIRDEST, MOST UNCOMFORTABLE sleeping position youll ever see --
the thing is, its *TOTALLY* voluntary. like shell have her head off the
side of the couch, her legs all the way up in the air, and a fucking 50 lb
television set caving in her stomache. ok, so maybe not the tv thing.
anybody ever wonder if dogs think? i dont think they do. i think they just
react to shit.. think about it. try to think of one instance of dogs thinking
.. i cant. i can come up with a reasonable explanation for everything a dog
does that doesnt involve thinking. and there are tons of things that prove
dogs cant think -- witness: running into large brick walls repeatedly.
seriously.. if youre on irc, or have acs to inet email, send me an email
telling me your reason for believing dogs can think, or cant. or /msg me on
irc hooch or hooch and gimme your reason there.. im on irc quite a bit.
ok, i guess that just about raps up y0lk13. later yawl.
iNDeX@!
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
01 the other white meat
02 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
05 household uses for afghanistanian food
06 pour cement down my anus
07 hail santa!
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties?
09 lunchables rock.
10 t-shirts and toejam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta
. 13 , straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ ,
issues 1-5, 7, and 9 by creed
issues 6, 8, and 11-13 by hooch
issue 10 by bEdlAM
note: if you have written an issue, you are a y0lk member, have a y0lk member
board, etc. woo.
y0lk, coming straight outta compton
Oio y0lk!@ oiO
dIaLChIx!@
ok, so the title has nothing to do with what i want to talk about. i just
sorta liked it. i started out with what a long, strange, dick its been
then i went to what a long, strange, dick you have .. but nothing worked.
so i used y0lk, coming straight outta compton. mainly because i like the
root of the word compton, which is compt -- compt meaning large black
men and ton meaning who come straight outta compton.
anyway.. what i really want to talk about are dialchix. i know, its a
saddening subject for most of you male dailers out there.. if youve ever met
a dialchick, you know exactly what im talking about. nine out of every ten
dialchix fill the following requirements:
-/--/--/--/--/--/--dialchixrequrirements!@/--/--/--/--/--/--/--
must weigh over 175 pounds, and be under 53 of height
if under the age of 12 oh jesus they have never drank, know theyll
never smoke, and have gotten past first base - they think they might
go farther than that in their life
if over the age of 15, they are chain smokers, drink too much, smoke
weed too much, and come on to the guy who owns the 7-11.
dial all day, just to hit on dial nerds.
must be HEANOUSLY sp ugly and fucking annoying as hell.
-/--/--/--/--/--/--dialchixrequrirements!@/--/--/--/--/--/--/--
sound good? i didnt think so. youd think.. there are tons of *NORMAL*,
cool guys out there that dial, or are involved with computers dont get me
wrong, there are tons of dorky guys out there too - witness: kevin mitnick
but it seems every fucking dialchick is annoying and ugly.. argh.
creeds pretty hot, though. wo0o.
y0lk
does anybody out there actually read this thing? if you do, send creed
email. its included with this zip file.. his address is in the nfo. and my
address is: hooch.@f712.n2605.z1.fidonet.org .. yeah, its a fidonet address,
fuck you. i think you need that period after the hooch, too, so dont fuck
that up.
myD0g!@
my dog is so fucking cool, man. her name is maxie.. she like sleeps all day
and then when i come home she does wind sprints around the house. hehe.. she
r0x. and, like, she sleeps with her head all the way inbetween two pillows,
youd think shed suffocate. like, shell be sitting on the couch, and shell
be in the WEIRDEST, MOST UNCOMFORTABLE sleeping position youll ever see --
the thing is, its *TOTALLY* voluntary. like shell have her head off the
side of the couch, her legs all the way up in the air, and a fucking 50 lb
television set caving in her stomache. ok, so maybe not the tv thing.
anybody ever wonder if dogs think? i dont think they do. i think they just
react to shit.. think about it. try to think of one instance of dogs thinking
.. i cant. i can come up with a reasonable explanation for everything a dog
does that doesnt involve thinking. and there are tons of things that prove
dogs cant think -- witness: running into large brick walls repeatedly.
seriously.. if youre on irc, or have acs to inet email, send me an email
telling me your reason for believing dogs can think, or cant. or /msg me on
irc hooch or hooch and gimme your reason there.. im on irc quite a bit.
ok, i guess that just about raps up y0lk13. later yawl.
iNDeX@!
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
01 the other white meat
02 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
05 household uses for afghanistanian food
06 pour cement down my anus
07 hail santa!
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties?
09 lunchables rock.
10 t-shirts and toejam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta
. 13 , straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ ,
issues 1-5, 7, and 9 by creed
issues 6, 8, and 11-13 by hooch
issue 10 by bEdlAM
note: if you have written an issue, you are a y0lk member, have a y0lk member
board, etc. woo.
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