yolk: a young man, an infant , a yak... all living in sin
yolk number four. well, as a tribute to our four-issue anniversary, i learned
how to say yolk number four in 8 languages. isnt that great?
well, on with the issue.
this paragraph is dedicated to epidemic, cuz he wants me to dedicate it to him
epidemic is on the phone with me. he says hey stain, can you dedicate a y0lk
paragraph to me? and i said uh.. yeah.
well just for you, im dedicating this paragraph. here ya go.
YOU SUCK!!!! WHAT KIND OF LAME DORK WOULD WANT TO BE MENTIONED IN SUCH A STUPID
MAGAZINE?!?!? GET A DAMN LIFE MAN, YOU TOTALLY SUCK!!!
just between friends. a tribute to epidemic.
he doesnt really suck... i just didnt know what kind of paragraph he wanted
dedicated to him. bleh
oops!
just a little editors note: in y0lk 3, i wrote over 100 lines without
reminding the readers how much we suck. i also went on and wrote quite a few
paragraphs with a purpose, about canada. id just like to apologize, it wont
happen again. i fully regret straying from routine and acting like a real
writer.
3y3 lUb j0o!@*!@*!@*!@
recently, the great mogel expressed some appoval of y0lk magazine. id just
like to thank mogel for his moral support, and if you could all turn off your
monitors for a moment of silence here... may mogel regain his sanity soon.
in tribute, id like to do a mogel-ish HPA paragraph. actually im just doing
it cuz im bored and i have some more space to fill.
how to blow up the world
HOW TO BLOW UP THE WORLD:
author: stain ingredients: several nuclear bombs. add assorted
date: 08/22/95 hallucinogens for mental stability.
time: 2:45am EST
and now.... HOW TO BLOW UP THE WORLD.
instructions: please dont blow up the world... there are a lot of people out
there who probably want to live.
top 5000 reasons not to overestimate how long you can write countdown lists
5000: i dont really think i need to explain this.
4999: if you dont understand this joke, look at the header again, read 5000
again, and think a little
4998: repeat if necessary.
4997: if you still dont get the joke, purchase a deadly weapon and destroy
yourself.
4996: if you do get the joke, purchase a deadly weapon and destroy yourself.
ace of base lyrics
wEaREaNeLITEtEXTfILEgR0OPcUZwErELEASEeLITElYRICSfROMaSSoFbASS!
we are from sweden
we acted like we were techno gods
because we had a number one record, yeah,
now everyone hates us
pop rock lives on
lets review
this issue, we humiliated epidemic, apologized for the last issue, paid tribute
to mogel, instructed anarchists on destroying the world, gave our readers a
direct order of suicide, and glorified a crappy swedish pop band. i think i
deserve a nice pat on the back with a salami.
thank you.
editors note: i really should stop editing myself.
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
1 the other white meat
2 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
3 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
. 4 , a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
all issues by stain so far
yolk number four. well, as a tribute to our four-issue anniversary, i learned
how to say yolk number four in 8 languages. isnt that great?
well, on with the issue.
this paragraph is dedicated to epidemic, cuz he wants me to dedicate it to him
epidemic is on the phone with me. he says hey stain, can you dedicate a y0lk
paragraph to me? and i said uh.. yeah.
well just for you, im dedicating this paragraph. here ya go.
YOU SUCK!!!! WHAT KIND OF LAME DORK WOULD WANT TO BE MENTIONED IN SUCH A STUPID
MAGAZINE?!?!? GET A DAMN LIFE MAN, YOU TOTALLY SUCK!!!
just between friends. a tribute to epidemic.
he doesnt really suck... i just didnt know what kind of paragraph he wanted
dedicated to him. bleh
oops!
just a little editors note: in y0lk 3, i wrote over 100 lines without
reminding the readers how much we suck. i also went on and wrote quite a few
paragraphs with a purpose, about canada. id just like to apologize, it wont
happen again. i fully regret straying from routine and acting like a real
writer.
3y3 lUb j0o!@*!@*!@*!@
recently, the great mogel expressed some appoval of y0lk magazine. id just
like to thank mogel for his moral support, and if you could all turn off your
monitors for a moment of silence here... may mogel regain his sanity soon.
in tribute, id like to do a mogel-ish HPA paragraph. actually im just doing
it cuz im bored and i have some more space to fill.
how to blow up the world
HOW TO BLOW UP THE WORLD:
author: stain ingredients: several nuclear bombs. add assorted
date: 08/22/95 hallucinogens for mental stability.
time: 2:45am EST
and now.... HOW TO BLOW UP THE WORLD.
instructions: please dont blow up the world... there are a lot of people out
there who probably want to live.
top 5000 reasons not to overestimate how long you can write countdown lists
5000: i dont really think i need to explain this.
4999: if you dont understand this joke, look at the header again, read 5000
again, and think a little
4998: repeat if necessary.
4997: if you still dont get the joke, purchase a deadly weapon and destroy
yourself.
4996: if you do get the joke, purchase a deadly weapon and destroy yourself.
ace of base lyrics
wEaREaNeLITEtEXTfILEgR0OPcUZwErELEASEeLITElYRICSfROMaSSoFbASS!
we are from sweden
we acted like we were techno gods
because we had a number one record, yeah,
now everyone hates us
pop rock lives on
lets review
this issue, we humiliated epidemic, apologized for the last issue, paid tribute
to mogel, instructed anarchists on destroying the world, gave our readers a
direct order of suicide, and glorified a crappy swedish pop band. i think i
deserve a nice pat on the back with a salami.
thank you.
editors note: i really should stop editing myself.
index of y0lk issues:
issue . title
1 the other white meat
2 several k-rad elite haxors sitting around a campfire and grooving
3 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars.
. 4 , a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin
all issues by stain so far
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