Pit VIpers Guide to Getting Killed:
Vol.1, Issue 1
Hiking in the Subway
Okay, if any of you assholes get killed, dont go blaming me I will not be
held repsonsible for any crazy ass shit you guys decide to do with this info.
Ever wonder what its like to walk in those damn subway tunnels? Well
heres youre chance to find out.
Whats good to have:
stoags Its dark down there, follow the light of youre buds ciggarette
gloves rat poison!!! Its dirty as fuck down there!
flashlight
knife violent tagger gangs and child molesters are known to hang out there
old clothes w/ hood
Okay, the first part is getting down to the subway level. Just flash a bus
pass or jump the rail or whatever. Now, when youre down in the lower level,
go to the end of the subway. Its smart to find out where the transit cop
stations are, and go the opposite way, but you can explore, just be ready to
duck and run if you see an unfriendly figure.
Okay, so youre at the end of the subway, where everyone always pisses and it
reeks. This is what to do. Wait for the next train.
On the other side of the back wall, there should be a ladder. Hop around the
wall, and climb the ladder down, or jump. Its approximately 4 feet down,
where the rails are. Okay, now look around. There is an area where you can
walk, on the side. Now, where the train passes, there are 3 rails on the wall.
The third rail is ELECTRIC, but it is covered in wood, so you can step on top
of it, however, if you touch the bottom, youre fucked. Now notice there is a
rail a few feet off the ground on the other side, where the rails are.
If you here a train coming, you either run to an area where you can walk or
jump onto the rail. Now, you might be intimidated at first, because when you
start walking down the track, its dark, and the only place to step is either
on the rail, or the track where the trains ride on. Dont worry. There are
in-between areas about 30 feet from eachother. However, I dont advise going
down the track if you cant jump off the third rail onto the walking rail over
it. Anyway, if you die dont blame me, I just thought youd like to know!
HAVE PHUN!!!!!!!!!!
Pit VIper YEAh