wanna hear a story? i bet you do.
ive been working on my own subculture of being a jac
kass
.. but thats not th
e point, cunt.
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.. oH-sO pROUDLY pRESENTz ..
plop!
who can i blame? .
someone else!
im crazy! im wacky! im zany! im nuts-o!
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ust so k-rad.
:..................:...: an ascii colly called
. ,sY4ssY4s. ,sY4s. ,sY4s. .s4Ys, .s4Ys,
,sY4s.
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ascii *so* easy that even MOGEL could do it!@
@
im gettin all giddy.
im gettin into a spaz.
im starting to get rootin tootin mad cause im sit
ting here
in the middle of the night staring at the friggin ceiling
and im bored.
im bored senseless.
.ada. .adba.
P
a.
warez the intro?@!?
6/ ..
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rite here
WW WW - flame! !!
/ ya dum
c0o
n1gga!
U
crayon! -
333 / /sMS / / / / / / / /
hi!!!!!!!!!!!
ladies gents, ive invented a new ascii style! he
y! hey!
look at me! im oh so fucking original! no joke!!! this
is serious
man!!!
M0DERN ASCII.
thats right. heard of modern art? ever see any?
good! then youve got the idea already. modern asc
ii has the
same basic principle. it doesnt make any sense its re
ally dumb.
no, wait! its not dumb - its ABSTRACT! yeah, th
ats it.
still not getting the idea? man, you really are an a
nsi pup.
ok, well heres a way of understanding:
take any defiant ansi. ok, now multiply the style by
a hundred.
then turn it into ascii. then take 10 hits of lsd. then
make some
oodles of noodles chicken flavor ramen. then piss on your
grandma.
you should soon see *exactly* what im talking about here.
oh, just for the record - i am not on crack.
okay, LETS TALK ABOUT SOME PHEAR. TRY LOOKING AT T
HE AVERAGE
COMPUTER-OBSESSED NINNY. SITTING AT HOME ALL DAY IN FRONT
OF HIS
COMPUTER. THOSE HES EXHIBITING HIS TALENTS, FROM MOM
DAD
EVENTUALLY TURN INTO WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR
LEG-FACE
OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE - ALL YOU CAN DO IS REASSURE TH
EM THAT
YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT REAL LIFE STUFF, WHILE
YOU JUST
BOOT UP ANOTHER MUD OR IRC OR SOME BULLSHIT THIS IS THE
ESSENCE OF
YOUR WORLD OF TELECOM, YOU SOCIALLY DEPRIVED BASTARD. IT
ALMOST
MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK TO THE IDIOT LOCAL BBS SCENE DO
WNLOAD A
HOW TO MAKE A KICK-ASS BONG OUT OF DYNAMITE A RED BOX
TEXT-FILE.
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ELITE. I HOLD DOWN MY SHIFT KEY, I
M NOT ONE
OF THOSE CAPS LOCK PANSIES. OH, I CAN OVERLAY EVERYTHIN
G WITH A
GRATUITOUS COMPUTER PUNS AND SEXUAL INNUENDOS FOR SOME ATT
ENTION,
TOO. HA HA HA!
uh - ok. enjoy.
:: :: - i piss all over intelligence - :: ::
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ttt ooo ccc
t O O C
ttt ooo ccc
1 - -- --- bLACK tHURZDAY
2 - -- --- k4RN4G3
3 - -- --- sUP3RkUNT
4 - -- --- hey mogel, draw me a car
5 - -- --- hAZ4RD
6 - -- --- aCiD r0Zw3LL
7 - -- --- hello i ripped off tinyz
8 - -- --- aMPERSAND
. DUM T1TL3 - bLACK tHURZDAY
1 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - aX1oM
k ::::::::::::: ! :::::::: CCcc :::::: :::::::: ::::::::
i :: dBBbbbBbb .!. 4 : hh :::: ::: :: !! ::::
l : bbBb:::: bB ! : . / @ :::::::::: ADAf ::: oo :::
l :: bbbbbbbBBB ! : : : ::::::::: FD4 :::::: - di
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r :dDBbbbbbb :: ! :::: :: @ @ : :::::::: 345 :::::
m ::::::::::::: :::::: :: @4::: F ::::::::::: 53 ::::
o ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
m !!!!!!!!1!1! T H U R Z D A Y !!!!!!!!
!1!1
so hip it hurts.
. DUM T1TL3 - k4RN4G3
2 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - SUM J3W .. C4YN4N I TH1NX?!!?
- JUZT WH3N U TH0T ET WUZ SAYPHE .. -
: :: ::::::::::::::::::::::: b4!!!! ::::::::::::::::::
r u m/f???? want 2 chat? hehe! : trent rulez!!!!!!!
halO r0X!@ .
o
--O--/ - thiz iz an ascii
ov jeepee
/o
mm/ mm
: :: ::::::::::::::::::::: aphtur!!!! ::::::::::::::::
help! im exploding O
into a giant mass of /
blood horseshit for //
no explainable reason!
H0W KULD TH1Z HAPP3N??????
H0W KULD SUCH A TRAV3ZTY T4KE PL4CE????
???
enter the ..
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**** @@@@
karnage bbs - happiness boredom, baby.
. DUM T1TL3 - sUP3RkUNT
3 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - UH M0G3L WANNAb3 N4m3D wH1t3tRAZ
H, YoYo
. RAS DSBCxDFbSbmmrrraf.
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!!4!!!
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LDSDD.
them: if you dont stop singing, im going to light yo
u on fire.
you: come on baby light my fire ..
them: stop!
you: .. in the naaaame of looove .. before you break
my heart ..
them: STOP!
you: hammer-time!
sUPERkUNT bBS - wHITETRASH iZ d4 0p, y0!
. DUM T1TL3 - hey mogel, draw me a car!
4 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - dEFiANT tHE d0RK EYE f33R!!
remember, this is abstract!
. DUM T1TL3 - hAZ4RD
5 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - DIZ PH0RIEN PH4G M1CE
colored ascii - its totally pointless, but look at the
colors!!!
. DUM T1TL3 - aCiD r0Zw3LL
6 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - JUZT AN0TH3R N3WB13 W1T DA N4YME
N00TR0PIX
thats it, mogel! im sick tired
of your bad jokes! get out of here, lamer!
o / but noot -
i love you!!
/ o
oh. ok.
.. but this time mogel had gone too far. he had pushed
too many
buttons. he had insulted the ansi scene one time too many. h
e was too
smart. he was too funny. he was too wonderful. this had to
be stopped.
nootie the blowfish moggie frogg
ie
Oo kill whitey!!!!!1 ahhhh!!!! - m
D again, abscr
act!
G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T G4T
MOGEL WAS DEAD. HE FELL INTO THE ..
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hey! i can start an ansi group, too!
. DUM T1TL3 - hello i ripped off tinyz *or* mona lisa
7 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - wh0d1n1 0k, h3 d1dnt *r3ally*
r3qU3zt 1t!
oldschool forever, man.
* special note - rudyard kipling officially approves of th
is ascii.
. DUM T1TL3 - aMPERSAND
8 : G33K DAT REQUEZTED 1T - DAT DUM GAY QU3ER L4M3 F4G
, E3Ri3
!!!!!!!!!!!!! that joke was really corny. !!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. why dont you put butter on it? !!!
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: : @ //
- - - peepee!
: : !@+m0g+@! :
.. i fuckin rock. thats all there really is to it.
-eof