Gotta watch wapner. Gotta watch wapner.
N E C R O N I T E -
Welcome to Remorse 18. This is the first time I have written an NFO file
in over three years, since Remorse 2. Im actually even drawing again, every
once in a while... Its been a long time since I did anything for any group.
Much has happened with Remorse this month. Lots of personnel shifts, six new
members: Dead Soul, Nine Lives, Phreak Klass returning, Revolution, Truman
5tarr, Computerman. I wont even go into the personnel shifts... uggh.. not
enough time to do that before I go to bed -- time to hand this off to
Necrom, yo.
-- Necronite remorse
P A R I A H -
Since Remorse 17 was released a minor change has been made regarding
newschool applications. Tum who was already a senior and I approached Mark
with the idea of handling all newschool applications, recruiting all newschool
members, and in general being responsible for anything that has to do with
newschool ascii in Remorse along with Necromancer of course. Mark liked the
idea and gave it his approval.
What does this mean for those of you considering applying? Instead of
sending your application to any Remorse member youll now send it to
Necromancer, Tum, or myself and we will consult each other and collectively
accept/reject your application. For the most part newschool applications should
be directed to Tum tum81@hotmail.com or myself pariah@alienz.org.
For those of you that have a short attention span Ill run it by you again.
If youre considering applying to Remorse as a newschool asciist send your
application to Tum tum81@hotmail.com or myself pariah@alienz.org. We will
then ask Necromancer what he thinks and accept/reject your application. Ill
let Tum take it from here..
-- Pariah
pariah@alienz.org
T H E U P R I G H T M A N -
Pariah pretty much summed it all up. Remorse is going through some major
changes and were actively recruiting. If you want us to respond to your E-mail
as soon as possible, remember to include your e-mail address, current
affiliations, whether or not youd be willing to drop it all for Remorse, and,
of course, a minimum of five of your best logos/pictures.
Remorse is back, and with a vengeance. And remember, the secret password to
get automatically accepted is Ickle me, Tickle me, Pickle me, Dickle me too.
We will try to respond to all applications as soon as possible.
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wiser, a liar,
A hoper, a prayer, a magic bean buyer,
If youre a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
-The Upright Man
tum81@hotmail.com
N E C R O M A N C E R -
Alright, this time around, Ill write last. Im here to let you know that
Ive pretty much admitted that yes, I DO need help in running a group. And
since Ive admitted this little fact, Ive found something out: Help is good.
TUM and Pariah have single-handedly turned our newschool section around, and
increased the overall quality and production of the group tenfold. For this,
you both have my eternal thanks.
I actually dont know if theres anything useful for me to add to this NFO,
but hey, I feel like doing something other than putting it together. :
Here. Bands listened to while composing/editing this NFO and pack: Front
Line Assembly, NWA, Decree, Skinny Puppy, Carcass, Bile, Pitch Shifter,
Wu-Tang, Numb and Mozart.
Ahh.. which reminds me. Defrimental actually joined the group at one point,
produced a couple of asciis under the Remorse label, and then decided to leave
the group. Why? Well.. from what I saw, he felt like he had left his Odelay
brethren behind -- so he went back to them, I assume. Good luck Def, and it was
fun having you for those few short days. :
Also, we have a couple of guests this pack, and a magic appearance from
Fractal! Fractal hasnt released ascii in QUITE a while, but hes a brutha, he
rocks, and so were here for him. And in addition to Fractal guesting well..
sort of a re-appearance, not really a guest, considering he is a member, we
have Subsonic and Volatile guesting in this months pack! w00p!
- Necromancer.Remorse
F O U N D E R
Necromancer
S E N I O R S T A F F
Necronite, Pariah, The Upright Man
T Y R O N E C O O R D
Empty
A R T I S T S
Arrogance, aXB, Bad Spirit, Blackdawn, Black Jack, Cannabis, Computerman,
Dead Soul, Merlin, The Messiah, Nine Lives, Omicron, Phreak Klass,
Revolution, Seismic, Serial Toon, SpeedFreak, Spinsane, Truman 5tarr
A L U M N I
Enigmatic, Fahrenheit, Hiro Protagonist, Kaleidas, Megga Hertz,
Mr. Kite, Terminator 2, Whodini
And for your viewing pleasure.. some IRC quotes. Ok, its tacky, I know,
but oh well. Theyre amusing.
elmaestro ok, lemme rephrase this question.. WHAT ARE YOU ALL THANKFUL FOR
BESIDES ANSI RELATED SHIT!
nMANCEr Im thankful for my boogers, because they protect the vulnerable
inner lining of my nostrils.
r-bugsy dyonescott@sial128.bc1.com fuck, wopface, i give you my ascii, i
give you free room and board, i cook and clean for you, and this is how
you repay me?
r-bugsy dyonescott@sial128.bc1.com Anyhow, go buy some antiseptic
mouthwash. your breath smells like shit, you garlic-chewing wop
nECROM mESSIAH: My name is NOT Marc. Thats short for Marcus. And if you
rearrange the letters in Marcus, you get Suc Ram.
omiTRKY81 meatpod I had this long conversation with this girl about my
penis
omiTRKY81 meatpod but she probably didnt even want to talk about it
r-bugsy im sure it was more of a short talk
mESSIAH81 If Im an idiot, youre necronite
necronite my nipple hurts
sodium/remorse oh my god. IM THE ONLY PERSON WITHOUT OPS IM SURROUNDED BY
AN ULTRA-POWERFUL OLIGARCHY.. ASCII ARTISTS TOWERING OVER ME.. TAUNTING
ME... WITH THEIR OPS BUT NOT KICKING.. LETTING ME GRILL IN MY OWN SWEAT..
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
.x Mode change -o pariahFAT on channel remorse by: r-bugsy.
r-bugsy/remorse hes on your side, now.
hIRO-81 yeah, all of you wish you were black like me..
hIRO-81 cos then youd have a big dick
hIRO-81 or at least big ears
r-bugsy i have a big dick, jaggy.
cash Hey I got a big dick AND big ears at the dollar store.
nMANCEr HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I ALREADY HAVE BIG EAR.. er.. dick.
omiTRKY81 tr did you compile a kernel with a sound driver for that card? and
did you set the IRQ/DMA/etc/etc shit right?
tEAtEW kernel?
wise-kid Im doing National Diploma in Business Computing :
nMANCEr National Diploma? In New Zealand?
nMANCEr Do they like.. teach you how to shear sheep?
nMANCEr wise-k: But Ill tell you this, theres nothing quite like the
feeling of a shorn scrotum.
stoOn81 ill probably never get a fucken quote.
stoOn81 now i go get dressed.
nMANCEr Dressed?
nMANCEr WHO NEEDS CLOTHING WHEN YOU CAN BASK IN THE COMFORTING GLOW FROM YOUR
MONITOR WHILE DRAWING ASCII?!
stoOn81 i have school soon :
nMANCEr Oh yeah, I forgot. Youre a goddamn canuck, and you dont have
Thanksgiving, like real people.
nMANCEr MARTZ!@
nMANCEr MARTZ ISNT CANADIAN@
mARTSIX5 oHSEVEN, nECROMANCER!!
mARTSIX5 sure im not, im a jew.
nMANCEr Are you saying that there arent any Canadian Jews?
nMANCEr Soon youll be saying there arent any black Jews.
nMANCEr AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, SAMMY DAVIS JR. WILL TURN IN HIS GRAVE
- ohseven!@* We may have to take martz out -- I think hes Canadian.
ohsevenshichi-do@*com03:48AM GASP?! A spy?
- ohseven!@* THE BASTARD
- ohseven!@* ILL GET HIS PENGUIN, YOU GO FOR THE SLED
+ ohseven slowly sneaks over to MARTSIX5 and grabs the sled from under his ass.
+ nMANCEr sneaks past shrimp while martz has his attention on him and delivers
a swift blow to his penguins neck -- killing the vile beast.
discypeLF heres this weeks goth chick. her name is MeggaHertz.
nMANCEr oned: Rest assured, if my poop ever needs packing, youll be the
first person I go to.
milkmang is awe out?
nMANCEr Bah. I know not.
nMANCEr I care not for the trivaltries of of the ansi scene. I am only here
to display my vulgar power of +o.
nMANCEr A demonstration is neccessary.
*** You have been kicked off channel ansi by nMANCEr .:dreadX.Behold the
power
.x nMANCEr necrom@*ba.best.com has joined channel ansi
.x Topic for ansi set by nMANCEr : Not only do my balls itch, but my legs
are sweating too. Its the longjohns.
troopa nMANCEr WHAT FOOLHARDY MORTAL THINKS HE CAN SHELVE FASTER THAN I?
nMANCEr Thats right. Fear my godlike shelving skills and my super-human
speed with which I /k.
dem-:best I dont have a single unix box any more. Im rapidly heading to
management, since I seem to need to know less and less actual technical
information.
nMANCEr:best Uhoh.
errata:best scary.
dem-:best soon, my hair will be pointy and I will be demanding status
reports.
errata:best well have to start shunning you.
nMANCEr:best Well have to put you out of your misery soon.
errata:best *shun* *shun*
dem-:best justify your time!
+ Schrade turns his back on dem-
+ dem- writes DEM WUZ HERE on kens back.
Schrade:best hehe
+ errata draws an arrow pointing down
mESSIAH dyone nah dude, my prostate could pull a sick cow out of a 80foot
ravine man, its strong
mESSIAH who needs a helicopter when youve got a prostate?
dyone my brother screams the word jizz and cum in front of my mom
dyone its a riot
dyone dear god. it doesnt get any more foul than seeing jpegs of an obese
black chick with milk poured on her ass
mESSIAH dyone dood, let me share the foulness!
dyone messiah - i dont have any links. im just reminiscing about the good
old days.
dyone jesus! who thinks up these pron banners? cum baptize my face with
your spunk!!!... intellects everywhere
compuman Im 55..
dyone well, thats what you get, having Joe Pesci for a dad and all
nMANCEr Jeez, yer a cute little munchkin with a little nub nose and a
bouncey bottom!
nMANCEr *** You are user 69 out of a maximum of 200 users.
nMANCEr *** It is currently Thu Dec 4 07:30:02 1997 in Provo, Utah.
nMANCEr I RULE
ohseven i fear
nMANCEr I RULE I RULE
omiClaus nMANCEr: SCORE!
omiClaus nMANCEr: DONT DISCONNECT! EVER
nMANCEr ALRIGHT
nMANCEr Im compiling like a madman, phear me.
nMANCEr Im compiling on my Sparc20 here at work, telnetting to my home
machine and compiling on THAT, telnetting to qpt.com and compiling
THERE
nMANCEr I ROCK
nMANCEr I AM THE COMPILE MASTER
nMANCEr OOOH I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MAKE INSTALL
jwhyne MAKE INSTALL!!!!!!!!!!
nMANCEr No.
nMANCEr Must not rush.
nMANCEr Slow and steady wins the compiling race.
nMANCEr I must first pray to Compilana, the God of Good Compiles.
nMANCEr Pray for a safe deliverance to the land of New Software, where all
dance in glee.
nMANCEr FUCK
nMANCEr ERRORS
nMANCEr MY PRAYERS GO UNHEEDED.
nMANCEr I DENOUNCE YOU, COMPILANA, GOD OF NO GOOD COMPILES
PetrDoubt You pray to the wrong gods.
nMANCEr What Gods would you have me pray to, oh Peter that doth doubt?
PetrDoubt Hail Eris, goddess of all that frustrates.
nMANCEr Ye heathenous Gods of Apple, perhaps?
nMANCEr UNPIOUS PAGAN! I SPIT UPON THE GROUND YOU HAVE WALKED AND CURSE YOUR
PROGENY FOR 10 GENERATIONS.
nMANCEr This angers me. I was looking forward to KDE, as opposed to this
aesthetically-displeasing CDE that doth plague the very soul of my
SparcStation.
cdy cde isnt too bad
nMANCEr You just like CDE because its almost cdy.
cdy haha
nMANCEr Yeah. You laff.
cdy Damnit quit spreading rumours
cdy
nMANCEr But Im the one sitting here in my miserable CDE-infected state,
having no visually-please coolness to ease my tired eyes and my
strained back.
nMANCEr Pleasing, damnit.
nMANCEr Visually-pleasing, for the love of God.
nMANCEr CDE angers me so much that it has cursed me with typographical
errors.
nMANCEr This lack of a successful compile has placed me in a foul mood. I
believe I shall cut several people off on the way home, to alleviate
the stress.
errata nMANCE: cut off that win95 wabi guys.. oh.. nevermind.
nMANCEr errata: He shall be the first person that wishes I was going slow
enough to see their defiantly-yet-uselessly raised middle finger.
jwhyne nMANCEr: just shut up
nMANCEr jwhyne: SILENCE!
jwhyne NO!!
nMANCEr Or be silenced, like the foul Windows 95 wench that you are.
jwhyne NEVER!
jwhyne i dont use windows95
nMANCEr Ah, but that is where you are wrong, oh non-believing one.
nMANCEr For you see, in your Microsoft-ridden life, you have been so
delusioned that you believe that you are actually using FreeBSD.
nMANCEr When in actuality, you are only using CP/M.
jwhyne wrong again
nMANCEr BAH
errata heh heh. CP/M.
jwhyne LINUX FOR ME BAAAAAAY BEEEEEE
nMANCEr I tire of this banter. I have Makefiles and source to modify.
errata hey, who here is going to the bash?
nMANCEr errata: I prefer TCSH, sorry.
errata nMANCEr: oh yeah!? well I prefer ksh!
+ errata struts his stuff.
nMANCEr Korn Shell. Bah.
nMANCEr Ive had korn in my shit before.
errata korn rhymes with porn
nMANCEr That tells you something about KSH, now doesnt it?
nMANCEr When/where is this elusive Bourne Again SHell?
errata best.social
nMANCEr YOU CAN TAKE YER NEWSGROUPS AND SHOVEL EM, KSH-BOY
jwhyne is error 500 in some browser a bandwidth thing?
jwhyne i.e., used up
PetrDoubt Yes, could be.
jwhyne COULD be, what else could it be? i got an angry email here
jwhyne lookin to kick my ass
nMANCEr Or perhaps it is merely a software glitch because the user has a
virus? I find the most common virus ailing PCs today is a sneaky
little bastard known as MSWIN95
nMANCEr Freakin manager is almost an hour late.
nMANCEr Ill kill him.
ohseven nm: hit him in the solar plexus, that way he has a 50 chance of
living..
nMANCEr THE BASTARD
nMANCEr I SHALL REIGN DOWN UPON HIS CHILDREN WITH THE POWER OF THE GRAVEYARD
SHIFT!
nMANCEr HIS PROGENY WILL CURSE THE NAME CHUCK FOR GENERATIONS, FOR HE
SHALL BRING ABOUT THEIR DAMNATION!
.x Signoff : intensity fuck pimp channel best
jwhyne fuck pimp
jwhyne hes talkin about you mark
nMANCEr He recognizes.
* nMANCEr is Pimp incarnate
jwhyne yep
nMANCEr I am the full embodiment of pimp.
nMANCEr I
nMANCEr AM
nMANCEr PIMP
nMANCEr I AM THE GREAT PIMPSTYLE.
nMANCEr All will bow before my crushed velvet leisure suits and silver
canes.
nMANCEr Harvester!anarchy@*ba.best.com you know what friends are to women
right? a dick in a glass case with a sign that says Break glass in
case of emergency.
nMANCEr - Harvester!@* Id have to rate that among the top ten coolest
things Ive ever heard in my life.
nMANCEr So true.
jwhyne rad
nMANCEr Harley is a weaver of words. A speaker of the truth. A spinner of
the Wheel of Fish.
nMANCEr bj: Dude, that font you have on your pic is hella cool.
nMANCEr Its like.. tiny and elite.
bIkjack the leeto font
nMANCEr Sorta like oMis penis.
nMANCEr Traffic was good on the way to work tonight.
jwhyne oh yeah?
nMANCEr Yes, fool.
nMANCEr I shall have a ceremony to Freewayunga, the God of Traffic.
nMANCEr I have prepared 20 virgin McNuggets for sacrificial slaughter.
jwhyne what about the sauce?
nMANCEr The ceremonial sauce has been prepared. I shall dip, and they shall
die.