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i am doodle-boy,
time and no life ive got
i draw with the keyboard,
and think that mpegs are hot.
i masturbate constantly,
grab and stroke my schlong
i grease it good with ky,
then there is nothing wrong.
i can dcc like a wild man,
and draw up logos like a freak
but i cant get myself no chics,
and in 3 secs or less i peak.
sex is not my forte,
but i know ansi and ascii is
dont take no time from doodling,
not even to take a piss.
only other doodledudes recogize,
the talent that it takes
to stroke and draw all at once,
and to clean the jizz i make.
i think i am really a homo,
cuz i fantasize about anal sex toys
but really im not gay,
im just a doodleboy.