s My name is WindRider. From Quad-P Productions. s,
You dont know me. Im glad for that. The last thing that i want
is to become a household name. It will simply never happen. Ive decided
that, in keeping with the trend of ascii-dom, that its time for my first
colly. I wasnt going to ever do a colly. Really.
Then one day, something very special happened in the happy land of me.
I was going through a pack by a group that I wont mention by name but
just ask me if you see me and I saw a so-called ascii colly by various
members of the group. The number of logos in each colly numbered...can
you guess it....? They totalled two. TWO. What kind of fucking bullshit
is that? It was one of the reasons that I started seriously into doing
ascii. After all, if a colly can be only two pieces, ANYONE should be
able to slap one together.
How little these punk-assed bitches truly know. As I got into doing the
requests, I got to thinking more and more about those self-righteous pimps.
And so it is that this colly of work some old, some new, all fun is aimed
squarely at them, with a more than appropriate title:
Putain Tu Pouffiasse! Putain tu Pouffiasse!
or in English if you will
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bs, . .
bs,,ss,,s ,,
,s,s bs ,sbs d ,s,
bsssd,,,,ss, ,s,s,
,,sdbdb s,
,sdb d,s, sssssd.ss.
bssssssssd,ss, ,s,s, ,sd
b. s,
bssssdbbssssssdd!wr!qdp!
bssssssssssssssd
I grow weary of this. Im not about to try to tell you a story. Ill
leave that up to the guys with the experience. My goal is to show you that
with an ounce of dedication, even those fucking sluts should be able to get
more pieces than me into their collies. So lets get it on and see if they
are actually up to the challenge. What follows is mostly requests that I
took from ascii, with some stuff I threw in for myself. NOWHERE in here
will you find anscii. If you want to see it, check out the December 1996
period of Quad-P Productions. Itll rock your socks off. The pieces found
herein are fairly similar to each other in structure and form. If you dont
like it, well thats just too damned bad for you. You can tongue my nuts and
call me Spanky for all I care.
,s Ill be right back after the body to neatly wrap up my s,
first venture into the colly world. Until then, were
going to need an index. Now where did I put it? Ah,
s, there it is... ,s
.sSSs. whats an ascii colly without a moon/star/sun ?
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s s s s s nOTHING!!!
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s. l ::::::::::: l l Ss l l l l l :::: sss :: l l ls s s s l
l :::: sssss :sssss sdl
s s l i n d e x l ll
sssl :::: putain tu pouffiasse
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Piece title: Requestor:
01 Asshole Necromancer 01
Asshole 2
: Arise Flood :
AlterNet Talisman
: Bofh Hack :
Corleone None
: Codine Luke Skywalker :
Codine 2
: Codine 3 :
Cyrus Kai-Ausii
: Denial Shrink :
Geld e-mag The Despised
: Happyland Raider :
Heatwave Wave
: Hiro Protagonist None :
Madness Isded
: Mith Mithrandir/None :
Quad-P None
: Samurai diz Plutonium :
Whodinis Magik Whodini
21 WindRiders Rant of the Month Hornet 21
That should appease the number counters out there. Now on
to the colly. And if by some chance you didnt get your
piece before, youll find it below. Now fuck off.
,sSSs, Title: Asshole ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Necromancer SSSS
!wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: Asshole 2 ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Necromancer SSSS
q
s, ,s s, s, db ss, ,s ,s, s
bsssssdbyyssdbssyyyds bsssssd bsssssd
S , wr s, qdp
,sSSs, Title: Arise ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Flood SSSS
b,s,
bsssssSssSdbssssssssdbssssssd
!wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: AlterNet ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Talisman SSSS
,, .,s,, ,, ,sssd
bssss s,
b, ,,s
bssssssbdbdbssssdbdbdbbssssd,
bsdbsdbsdbsd!wr!bsss!qdp!ssssd
,sSSs, Title: bofh ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Hack ACiD SSSS
bdb,sdbd
bsssssdbss, ,sdbsdbd
bssssd!wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: Corleone ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For:The Abstract Poet SSS
s b.
b,. .. ,
bssssdbssssdbd s,bsssssdbssssds bssssd
bsdbSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSdbd
bssssSSS!wr!qdp!SSSSsssdbsd
,sSSs, Title: Codine ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For:Luke SkywalkerSSSS
Feeling some pain?
Try a shot of...
!wr!qdp!
LITERATURE
1996
,sSSs, Title: Codine 2 ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For:Luke SkywalkerSSSS
d
b db db db. ,d bs ,d
!wr!qdp!b.d
,sSSs, Title: Codine 3 ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For:Luke SkywalkerSSSS
,PP ,s s,,ss,P,
bsssssdbsssssdbsssssdssss !wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: CyRus ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Kai-Ausii SSSS
, ., .s, , s, d
bs,,s ,. .,s,,s s,
b,s, b , ,
bs ,sd, b bssssssd!wr!qdp!
bsssssdbdbd
bsdbssd
,sSSs, Title: Denial ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Shrink SSSS
,ss, !wr! ,ss,
bdb.dbdb
b db db db db s sbsd
,sSSs, Title: geld e-mag ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: The Despised SSSS
,s ,s d b
.dbssssssdbsssdbsssssssd
bssssssssd !wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: Happy Land ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Raider SSSS
,sSSs,,, ,,,,, ,d
d,,,,
bdbssssss sssd sssd,,,,
bdbSsssSd s,,
,,bsssssssssd,, membr
for:,
ice
,ss, s, ss, ,s cia
,, , acid
revival
s,,s bs,,s noname
s,b b bsssssd
bsssssbssssssdsdbdbssssssd
bssssssd!wr!qdp!
HAPPYLAND 513-791-3576 sysop: raider
cos: unwritten law.digital interface.napalm.burning chrome.
,sSSs, Title: Heatwave ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Wave SSSS
bd . s .dbd
bsdbdbssssdbssssssbdbssssssdbssssssdbdbssssd
bsdbsd!wr!qdp!bssd
,sSSs, Title: Hiro Protagonist 96 ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Hiro SSSS
sss , !wr!
s 96
h i r o p r o t a g o n i s t
A big useless sig for a guy who never took shit.
Have a blast during your time off. Peace out.
,sSSs, Title: Madness ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Isded SSSS
bsd , , d
d sd
bdbdbssssssdbssssdbdbdbssssdbssssdbssssd
bsdbsdbsdbsd!wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: Mith ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Mithrandir SSSS
. , s s !wr!
,sSSs, Title: Quad-P its old ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Quad-P SSSS
Theres no clowning around when youre talking about
!wr!
96
,sSSs, Title: Samurai diz ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Plutonium SSSS
., !wr! s s
s, s,,s bsd
bdb
bssssssdbssssssssbdbd
SAMURAI
,sSSs, Title: Whodinis Magik ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Whodini SSSS
b:::/::: .
b.dssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdbsssssd
,ss,ss,,ss,,ss,b. . ,,
bdbssssssssdbds,d
bsssssssssssssssssssssss
!wr!qdp!
,sSSs, Title: Rant of the Month ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s putain tu s.
Ssxa......axsS Requested/For: Hornet SSSS
bs, s, s,,ss,,, ,,
b ., ,, ,
b,s , ,,,
,, s s, ,d . ,
,,d ,,d ,db,db,b,
bssdbssdbssdbssdbssd!wr!bssdbssd
WindRiders Rant of the Month.
,sSSs, FUCK YOU SLUT! This ends the ,sSs,sSs,sSs,sSs,
,s pouffiasse s.
Ssxa......axsS pieces, not the colly. SSSS
,s And so we come to that part of the colly which inevitably s,
s, pisses someone off. Yes, its the..... ,s
bs,,s , s
b b s, s, s, ,
, ,s b...,
,s,sdbsd!wr!bssssdbssssdbsdbssssd
bsssssssd
,s Since inevitably there is someone who says why didnt he put me in s,
his greets?, I have decided to name damn near everyone I can think
of thats had anything to do in any remote form with me to this
point. Strap yourself in, this could take a while.
Greets heading out to in no real order:
Hiro, Whodini, Necromancer, Mithrandir, Stygian, g0at we all love
g0at, The High Cog, Gnarly Wayne, The Abstract Poet, Plutonium,
Argon, Luke SkyWalker, Hack, Everlast, Paine, Isded, Raider, Flood,
Talisman, The Despised, Mister E, Napalm all 80 of you, The Phantom,
Xavii, Heatwave, Rave-N, Necrotic Sock, Dixie Flatline, Modal, Cain,
Rheostatic, Phrog, Erupt, Dr. Love, ascii, me, Ron Jeremy, and the
countless thousands of people that I run into each and every time that
. I step through my front door. And Mithrandir again for the index logo. .
, Group greets have to go out to acid!ascii, trank, katharsis, codine, ,
revolt, revival, cia, 3Xil3, and most importantly...Quad-P, where it
will be just like heaven in nineteen97.
And lastly, a giant suck my anonymous dick goes out to everyone who
thinks that just because theyve got some bullshit top-end painting
program that somehow theyre great. Pfft, its nothing the rest of us
couldnt do on any given day with the same equipment. So stop kissing
up to these people and life will be better for everyone.
.xX This colly has been brought to you by the following musical support: Xx.
KISS
Dennis Leary
Soundgarden
Barenaked Ladies
Frontline Assembly
Ozzy Osbourne
Monty Python
With the help of the number C and the letter Saturday.
Now get out there and start bitching about
how much you hate this thing.
I look forward to telling you about
just how little you know.
PUTAIN
TU
POUFFIASSE
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,s .xX Putain Tu Pouffiasse Xx. s,
WindRiders premiere ascii colly!
: Its so great, it doesnt even need :
: a diz logo! :
completed Nov 02 1996
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