never get abducted by aliens
never get abducted by aliens,
theyll grab you when you fall asleep.
theyll shake you, turn you,
bump you, blend you,
eat your toes like doggy treats.
never get abducted by aliens,
youll wish that it was just a dream.
theyll stretch your toes and burn your butt,
theyll tear your skin along the seam.
never get abducted by aliens,
theyll drag their slimy craws across you,
theyll poke you, prod you,
pinch you, peck you,
perform their mysterious alien voodoo. never get abducted by aliens, theyll throw your body in the sea. you may survive, and if you do, youll look a lot like me.
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