june 9th, 1995 Author: G-Man
you might be asking yourself, why did it take so long for them t
o put the
pack out? were not going to answer it. thats just the way gman g
ets
things done.
okdokie... please dont read fallasle.ep!, its too long and strung o
ut..
please DO look at all the fresh vga that was put out this month.. un
cle
fester has talent beYOND what i imagined. reggie did a pretty decent
two
also. of course the one he did of goofy needs work though..
i myself went for a little bit of a picasso image..
uhm.. headlines.. not much, we dont get out of our caves very much.
i visited with the arilou the other day, and got them riled up on eri
cs
parents and grandparents.. they told me not to worry, that theyd ta
ke
care of the situation.
the biggest news that i want to talk about is my getting on the web.
the web is going to be our savior! the web is all and everything tha
t has
and will be for yesterday, today and tommorow, young, old, dead..
and im going to along with a certain philipino.. , make a page of
my
own. so be sure to dust off netscape and turn that soundblaster up,
and
be listening for the address. we dont have it going as of this rele
ase,
so give us 6 or so months.. dont worry.
i talked with timelord the other day.. he mentioned something about
needing to get a job to buy new underwear.. something about a wet sti
nky
accident at school.. dunno.
twitch is actually cool.
i said bye bye to ice this month to grab the affil here at mad. if y
oure
halfway cool, youll do so too.
the girls bathroom at the galleria is simply unbelievable.. go in it
sometime.. no wonder girls spend so much time in the bathroom.
after all the fucking shit ive seen people go through this month wit
h
their parents, im glad that i dont have any.
gmans car is going to be fixed 100 one day. but itll take all the
help
he can get from the arilou.
roses are red
violets are blue
my piss is green
and contains micro traces of marijuana..
that reminds me.. i need to stop smoking dope long enough to go get
a job.
we welcome ashram dreamweaver to mad this month i think .
ashram is nothing but a big lupin wannabe, and dreamweaver simply kic
ks
ass..
somebody rippd off poor little uncle fiestas font, so everyone chec
k out
ripped!!.mad to see for yourself.
im also sad to see all these loosers graduating when i should have b
een
graduating too.. you all suck.
recents events mad loosers have bonded over: showed a cop how stupid
he was,
stole a cow, went back and stole the legs that went wit
h the cow, kidnapped a
virgin girl, visited the arilou, jumped on a trampoline, let the cow and
the
girl have fun on the trampoline, drank really sick coffee, got chased by
the
police, got chased by ecstranged moms, got away from ecstranged moms, go
t found
again by ecstranged moms, got cornered by ecstranged mo
ms, shot the ecstranged
mom, visited houstons c.o. for mabell, got locked out of houstons c.o.
for ma
bell, visited the fucking biggest krogers i have ever seen in my life, d
rank
some bottled Hakeem 2 Olaiuackackwon sweat, pissed gman off by smoking a
ll the
weed before he got there, toured the 2nd and 4th wards at 2 am in the mo
rning,
ripped off some really nice 6x9s, play one outta 20 soxs favorite
game ,
we hit that 20, borrowed everything we could from regg
ie, tagd some local
street areas, discovered nicks long lost and hidden fear of snakes,
bought
a issue of Barely Legal, drove gzii in 02:00.80, r
econfigd everything on
eph pee pees harddrive for better or worse , flirted with other peop
les
sisters, visited www.gatech.edu, visited www.playboy.com, went through 2
0 more
squeaky 800s, nick let g drive, g almost wrecked, reggie never shuts u
p, and
thats why g almost wrecked, g got his car outta the shop, g dropd the
linkage
from his transmission to the shifter, g put his car int
o the shop, we almost
got mugged in the parking of the galleria, we toured the roof of the gal
leria,
are you still reading all this bullshit?
welp.. thats all for this month.
gman /. elge@free.org
june 9th, 1995 Author: Sub-ZeroX
Hello! :
Erm.
Uh.
This is an art pack.
Yeap.
Uh. Im the founder, that means I started this stuff up.
Im going to write ALOT. Mainly, so we can try to beat the newsletter in
the
motion pack. I hope you can bear it, because its going to be a pain in
the
ass writing it. I mean, first off, Talking is no problem, but writing..
that
gets kinda borring, typing and all that, hitting keys, and making click
ing
sounds. I would also like to point out that you can not mispell the spo
ken
word. Chicken is still Chicken even when in your mind youre spelli
ng it
wrong but as long as it sounds right.. its ok. I hope that helps you o
ut.
Anyways, I would like to welcome all the New people to MA
D, mainly the
DPS people that joined up. K-Spiff did an ansi, im not sure if he wante
d to
join tho. G-Man joined if you havent figured that out yet. I joined a
long
time ago, and i never gave myself a greet for joining my own art group s
o, here
it is. Greet goes out to Sub-ZeroX, you cool guy you..... Why
is the pack so
late? aj Fwiefw. *grin*. I bet youre reading this news letter to fin
d out
whats new this month, so I guess Ill tell you. Doomsday has temporara
ly
droped the scene because he went on a cruise with his friends the Arilou
Hes estimated to be back in about a month. Dreamweaver, Ashram, Deathr
ai
joined MAD. Speaking of which, Deathrais ansis rock. We here at MAD g
ive
him the Rookie Of the Month award. Ashram is actualy Lupin in disguis
e.
I would like to take this time to tell Dreamweaver that he cut the best
part
of that chick off.. DW-FRI.MAD I would like to give a big Fuck you, t
o the
people that hang on ansi and arent artists.. All they do is.. Hmm, T
G did
realy good this month, I think he could have done better on the shading,
I
like the way he used his combination of F5 and F6 to give it that textur
ed look
.and so on. Thats about as interesting as watching golf and s
aying that his
swing could have been a bit more centered but you realy like the way the
ball
hit the ground and rolled just a bit to the left onto the green. No off
ence
Nick... Speaking of offence, were going to have a big party on Doomsd
ays
front yard, hopefully he wont call us mean names and say that we just g
et
him in trouble, and Never take anything seriously. We love you Doomsd
ay!!!
Twitch is actualy normal.
weird huh?
OH, I almost forgot! COUGAR did a VGA this month! My goodness gracious.
Its
pretty cool. Check it out.
I have 2 386/16 SX mother boards if anyone wants them.
Were going to have a big party censored soon, if youre inte
rested
join MAD, BYOEverything. Why is it BYOE? Because were poor, so deal
with it
.The main attraction will be the Pool and the putting greens. S
tay tuned for
more info. Actualy if we could get everyone in DPS, and MAD in the Same
PLACE
it would be worth while. I still need to meet Uf, Tile-X, and Mep*.*.
We give a group Hug to Shadow Sorcerer for doing us some nifty fonts thi
month.
By the way, everyone Realy needs to check out the Womens restroom
in the
Galleria. Why the hell dont they make the Mens restroom like that? I
think
that theyre being uhm, what is that word.. not Racial, but damn, oh wel
l,
you figure it out. I dont have time to think right now.
Oh, you all owe me a big greet, I Reggie the great one, Graduated f
rom
Lee High School, May 25, 1995. 313 out of 386. I hold the record for
graduating with the most consecutive flat 70s in the History of Lee Hig
h.
I rock. I want to tell everyone out there NOT to take school seriously,
because it is just a waste of time, Getting a diploma does not guaretee
a
job I know i spelled it wrong, but im to lazy to fix it. High School
is
just a shitload of brainwash, and thats why Smart people, like me don
t
do shit, and have fun instead. Wooo Woo! In otherwords, you only have 4
years in there, so make the best of it. Life is a sport, drink it up.
oooo, lame gatorade slogan!. Damn, only 173 lines, and Im aiming for
500
how will i ever make it. I KNOW!! It is time for the Spectacular, Sub-
ZeroX
Elite Kill your Momma with a Techron Sign greets!
Woo WOO WOO!!!!! Guess what kiddos? What Mr. ZeroX? Its that t
ime
for the super special Sub-ZeroX Greets!. Yea, *clap* *clap*. The
first greet goes out to Uncle Fester, Because I gave him a realy crappy
greet
last time and so Ill give him an OK one now. anyways, Uncle Fester g
ets
a Super Duper If youre Happy and You know it Clap your hands Underwater
greet.
Ta-dow big babby! Twitch gets a I have a cool cat that drink
s with its hands
greet. G-Man gets a StealthMode 90Mph, Hit the Curb run over
a Gangster G
Money werd Dog Down 610 to I-10 Loop under the over pss greet. Dark Ven
gence
tripple back flip take a turn at 200Mph run from your momma jump out bac
kflip
tripple summer sault karate pool vacum greet. Reptile gets a greet. ah
ahah
what did you expect? Wait, Hes not called Reptile anymore, hes Now..
drumroll Reptile-X, Tile-X for short. So he gets a big greet for that
Reptile-X gets a greet for removing Soap Scum from bathroom walls all ov
er the
world. Sub-ZeroX gets a greet, He never gets a greet for some reason, s
o
Sub, You get a Super Kawasaki Jet Ski Turn Table DJ-X, Mike Tyson Puncho
ut,
Upper Cut, Second attack and Enhanced Damage greet. Shadow Sorcerer get
s a
super duper special elite spread the squeeky number all over the world g
reet.
*hehe* Deathrai gets a wo wo wo wo wo what can i do super centrum plus
one
a day vitamin nortin disk 1 New Order Republican greet. Mephitopeles?
whos
that? Oh, its that one dude who leaves senior staff and then joins up a
gain.
Well, Mep gets the You wont pay alot for this muffler spin kick, double
jab
break dance, in the house, dans la maison greet. Bozack gets a Im a mod
em
gangster greet. Psylark gets a tripple dip ice cream cone half gainer g
reet.
Doomsday gets a goo away you lamers i cant sneak out my window right no
w greet
.Sabotage gets a WWF world wrestling Assoc. Greet. Dreamweaver
gets a super
duper sether beaver Kill yo momma with a kitchen cleaver greet. Psi-Sta
lker
gets a Mega missile dodge you in Descent greet. I get another greet bec
ause
im too cool.. DPS gets a we do a magazine but we dont talk about MAD e
nough
greet. My chia-pet gets a im dying and turning brown for some reason gr
eet.
The Snapple company gets a super click click click click click click cli
ck
click click click click click greet. Tinker that K-Razzzy cat gets a.D
rink
water from a cup with the paws super guzzle gatorade Hakeem H20 AlijuSpe
llrong
greet. Adams mom gets a I dont like those kids in my house greet. Ka
rla
gets a super duper jump in a car with 20 other people greet. I get anot
her
greet because Im better than you, and because im writing this news lette
r.
Flashpoint gets a lets rip off this here Jack in The Box sign greet. Ch
eck
it out. Did I give Twitch a greet already? I dunno, Oh well, here goes
Twitch gets secondary sun burn in the air/heart burn KMFDM we dont like
dem
white folk greet. Lm-DPS gets a greet because Im not sure if he joined M
AD yet.
gasp. Only 216 Lines? geez. I have to do better.
MAD Presents.. 90 of the Lyrics to Total Eclipse of The Heart. wo
op!
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit Lonely and you never
come
around. Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit tired of lis
tening
to the sound of my teeth. Turn around Every now and then I get a littl
e bit
nervous that the best of all the years has gone bye. Turn around Every
now
and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your ey
es.
Turn around Bright eyes.
Well more like 20.. That was pointless. oh well, If youre reading stil
l then
you must truely be bored.
/me hums total eclipse of the heart.
Time for SCENE INFORMATION THUNDER CLAP
sound effects only available through zeroxterm version 1.0b
In dolby where available
In doobie where sold
1. Sub-ZeroX the Flounder of MAD graduated with honors erm almost hon
ors.
2. Reptile is now known as Reptile-X.
3. Uncle Fester wrote a big text file about his ripped ascii, check it
out.
4. mserv.wizvax.net 4301 EN telnet mud. woop.
5. I kicked Psi-Stalkers butt at Descent, Want to match Sub-ZeroX?
E-Mail subzerox@brewich.com
6. MAD somewhat revived.
7. This pack was late.
8. Stawberry short cake ice cream bars rock.
9. Need a little excitement? E-Mail snap@into.slim.jim.net
10. New/Used CDs? Visit your neighbors house while they arent home.
11. Go Rockets! Go Rockets! Go Rockets!
12. 2 Bad Mice.
13. G-Man / ZeroX web page soon to come.
14. Squeeky.Free org ever changeing, film at 11.
15. This line requires zeroxterm 1.0b or higher
16. Tinker the offical Mad cat.
17. Bang.
18. To the beat of the drum.
19. Break it on down.
20. This is the end of side one.
21. Tombstone is the mack daddy. Just ask Doomsday. hahahah
22. Philippino is actualy spelled Filippino because we are all elit
e.
-Sub-ZeroXF
lounder
june 9th, 1995 Author: Reptile-X
I wanted to be original this month, so Im doing my part of th
e newsletter
in /-Spiff
y colors.. Each paragraph, and new and exciting co
lor! Actually,
the only reason Im doing this is to keep your attention.. WAKE U
P! *SLAP*
Well, I bet nobody is still reading since you have already be
en bored to
death by gman and zeroxs babblings, so if youre still reading, you wi
ll
receive a fruit of your choice mailed to you through the us postal servi
ce.
Theyll do it, stick a stamp address on a fruit and theyll send it!
Try
it out.. Fruit-Mail your best friend a banana.. Or cucumber, depending
on
your friends sex / sexual preference..
Anyway, on to the MAD stuff.. Well, actually, I need to
say nothing about
MAD, cause its all already been said by g, reg, or
flashpoint.. doh.. So
Ill just talk about something else..
Well, Ive officially changed my handle to Reptile-X
.. Changed mainly
because of the handle conflicts with another Reptile somewhere
out there on a
few spiffy 800 boards I call.. Call me, Tile-X or
TileX for short.. Just like
the bathroom cleaning stuff.. Scrubbing Bubbles rule..
And our friend Unmal Fiestum got ripped this month..
Ripped by none other
than the guy who drew up the nyquil 2 diz.. I gues
s Nyquil is an alright idea
for a group, but it gets kinda old after a while..
Noodlesc will once again
rule irc.. once we all get internet accounts again..
My internet account has been killed this month.. I was using
ICSI.NET in
713.. I tried to login, and couldnt one day, so I said screwit and use
d
Free.Org for a while, but then the 800 I had died, so I gave ole ICSI
a call
voice.. The guy told me he found some pirated software in the dir /tmp/
rp
under my name.. Well fuck I thought.. He found Net Chameleon 4.5 and
some
CD I was gonna try out.. Im not a warez munkey, leave me alone.. I
went
ahead and admitted to it they have caller id, he would have checked the
logs
and found out anywayz, and he told me the account was terminated.. He w
asnt
going to take legal action against me, but he said I cant log back into
ICSI
again for another month, at which point I have to pay another startup fe
e..
But fuck them, I just got another 800 from MP on the phone just now, so
Ill be back on the net soon..
DO NOT USE IC
SI.NET !!!
! ------ Did I make my point?
And back to the newsletter already in progress..
This paragraph is dedicated to BOZACK.. Thats right, o
ur official mad
modem gangsta / channel protector.. If you ever want to stop by and te
ll him
what a good job hes doing at . . . .. umm.. .. whatever he d
oes j/k, check
out MAD.. Hes also our official Linux homey.. along
with PSYLARK.. To
Bozack, you get a s00per-d00per-homey-g-dawg-linux-d00d greet.. And Psyl
ark
gets a because-eye-roq-eat-eggs-for-strength-flaming-fireball greet..
Idea of big s00per greets c1995 Sub-ZeroX Productions
Well, I think Ive said about all I have to say, and my stuf
fed crust
pizza just arrived, so Im outta here..
Until next pack, may your ansis be colorful, your women be lar
ge-breasted,
and your cheese cake be cheesy..
-Reptile-XSuper 31337 SS d00d
Other Greets :
AZ! You are my hero. Put up a boa
rd.
mP Dvango. ha. ha. ha.
Uf Draw me a good ansi.
SzX You still owe me an ansi. Remember Des
cent?
Deathrai Keep practicing ansi, you rock.
DreamWeaver Dump the pulldowns.