spoon #1 March 1998: dedicated to absolutely nothing.  In fact if you are reading this, then you have entirely way too much free time on your hands.
o0o contents

       (1) introdookshun ............................. spoon (otnooishphoo)
       (2) out of my mind ............................ bocephus feces
       (3) Flow Charts of FUN! ....................... assorted
       (4) Procrastination ........................... otnooishphoo
       (5) Titanic - The Directors Cut ............... Soema
       (6) CRUSH - An Epic in 30 Parts ............... Cthulu
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