(6) CRUSH! - An Epic in 30 Parts Cthulu
Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 280 of 316
From: Zamfir Worshipper Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Pedantik Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:36:30
P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE
P>
P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE
P>
P>
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
Why does this remind me of those combat-oriented movies where our valiant hero
has been going up against fighter after fighter to prove his worth.. then
finally this old man with a long moustache says "bring out Kang!" and there
are gongs and these giant iron doors the size of kilimanjaro open and out
walks this enormous, muscled freak wearing a big black mask covering
everything but his eyes, nose and big fat lips and the hero just sort of looks
up and up and up and then the old man cackles gleefully and says
"Kang! Crush!"
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 285 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Pedantik Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:24:09
P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE
P>
P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE
P>
P>
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
Even me?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 286 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:24:26
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
C>
C> Even me?
ESPECIALLY YOU!
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 287 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:24:59
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
C>
C> Even me?
C>
C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
And my dog? What of him?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 288 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:25:38
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
C>
C> Even me?
C>
C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
C>
C> And my dog? What of him?
WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 289 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:25:57
P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
C>
C> Even me?
C>
C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
C>
C> And my dog? What of him?
C>
C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:10 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 290 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:26:48
C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
C>
C> And my dog? What of him?
C>
C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
C>
C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that?
WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME OF
THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 291 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:27:26
C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
C>
C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that?
C>
C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O
C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!
What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 292 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:29:09
C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that?
C>
C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O
C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!
C>
C> What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
C> existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong.
WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHICH
THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 293 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:29:24
C> What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
C> existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong.
C>
C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC
C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.
But what of the others, then?
Love, and birdsong?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 294 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:30:09
C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC
C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.
C>
C> But what of the others, then?
C> Love, and birdsong?
THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 295 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:30:22
C> But what of the others, then?
C> Love, and birdsong?
C>
C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.
Will you crush yourselves then, as well?
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 296 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:31:58
C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.
C>
C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well?
WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE IN
OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
APPARATUS.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 297 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:32:11
C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well?
C>
C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE
C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
C> APPARATUS.
Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 298 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:34:03
C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE
C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
C> APPARATUS.
C>
C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?
IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 299 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:34:19
C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?
C>
C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.
I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 300 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:35:00
C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.
C>
C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?
NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETERS
TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 301 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:35:12
C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?
C>
C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE
C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.
And puppies? Puppy dogs?
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 302 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:35:48
C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE
C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.
C>
C> And puppies? Puppy dogs?
CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE
PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 303 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:36:01
C> And puppies? Puppy dogs?
C>
C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB
C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.
Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 304 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:36:28
C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB
C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.
C>
C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?
PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT. WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE.
DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?
--- e-lizard v3.53
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Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 305 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:36:42
C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?
C>
C> PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT. WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE.
C>
C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?
No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 306 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:37:33
C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?
C>
C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.
PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCTS,
AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE IN
ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 307 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:37:42
C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.
C>
C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT
C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE
C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.
Can I bring some friends?
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 308 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:38:13
C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT
C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE
C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.
C>
C> Can I bring some friends?
BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE
BEFORE!
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 309 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:38:22
C> Can I bring some friends?
C>
C> BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE
C> BEFORE!
It's a meet then.
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 310 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: All Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:39:15
C> It's a meet then.
CHEESE-MEET 1.0
When? November 21st,2:38 am.
Where? My basement.
What? Cheese eating, or so I'm told.
Whuzza? Bring cheese, if you're planning on eating it.
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 311 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : All Refer #: None
Subj: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:40:04
WHo showed up:
Cthulu
really powerful alien intelligences
cheese
cheese intelligences too, even more powerful.
We ate the cheese.
Then the cheese ate us.
All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable.
I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more
accessable by transit.
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 312 of 316
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:40:20
C> All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable.
C> I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more
C> accessable by transit.
WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S!
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
Date: 12:11 pm Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 313 of 317
From: Cthulu Base : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
To : Cthulu Refer #: None
Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: 1
Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:40:27
C> WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S!
(here we go again!)
--- e-lizard v3.53
* Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0)
