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Sup all, yea.. its zippy again. The ansi
artist who draws the really weird
shit when he feels like it. Im just here to tell you what wen
t down from my
twisted point of view.
About 2:30 i began beggin for da car. Of co
urse i ended up getting the big
yellow banana-boat, which sux but its a car. I then went to
regz house. Let
em know i had da car and we embarked on our 45 minute journey
to The Woodlands
mall.
Cruisin down the toll-road in my banana, sticking to
da seats, being passed
by all da fast a/ced cars, while listening to 107. whoa, sh
it.. da engine
light just came on... . Service eng soon.
Anyway... me and reg got there at 4:0somthin
g. Looked at da the map-o-da-
mall for victorias secretzzz, and to my suprise it was just ar
ound da corner.
Woohoo... We ended up sitting right in front of vCs.
Err... its like, 4:25 and no one is here, s
o we counted chickz. Damn,
all you people living in da woodlands better have at least one
chick! In
ten minutes alone i counted 60 chickz. And later on
i counted about 80.
Finally.. .. someone approaches! Lord
draracleleserrsomtin and Thunder
came up and said you guyz here for ANsi-con? yee...sup m
an... blah
Ld tried to say he was computer man, and thunder said he was l
d but they
finally admitted it... i think :
So here we are, just sitting in front of vCs
when this guy comes up to us
and says somthing i forgot... i was still counting chickz.
It turned out
to be Blazemore. Now theres five of us lr.zP.l
d.Thunder.and.mr mustang..
We joked around for a while. According to ld we were supposed
to have a
sign or somtin.. or thats what nt said. :
hello.. this is mall security and i just want to know what
you guyz are
doing.
err... its a bench..we can sit here..
thats what i was thinkin at da
time.
The big dude claiming to be mall sec was
tank. HEh.. a big wooP to tank.
About 10 mins after tank leaves a group of odd looki
ng guyz come up to us
and one begins to spaz its a joke nightrain... its n
ightrain,
d, and some
dude who doesnt modem. we goofed around. we goofed some more
. Then we
went over to these chickz... nightrain explained the
fine points of ansi.
HA.. theres a way to pick up chicks. But it rocked.
I think the highlights of ansi-con woul
d have to be the discovery channel
shop. it rocked. full of all sorts of interesting things. Th
ats a joke
in case you were wondering. woo
But on da way home was the real fun. We drove throu
gh some serious rain.
It was cool, but i couldnt see two feet in front of my windshe
ild. I had
a minor loss of control and slid down a few overpasses. I cou
ldnt stay in
my lane becuz i didnt know where my lane was. BUt it rocked.
When we got
back to our side of town we stopped at mickey ds. It hadnt r
ained a drop
here until about 10 or 11. BUt ansi-con rocked. And when we
actually get
another one planned not as if i had anything to do wit da pla
nnin of the
first one you should come. Even if your not an artist come,
cuz the more
people we have.. the better. If you do come. Make sure you
want to act
really stupid. ITs a disease, the nightrain express disease.
text
color meaning
one weird as mother fucker
Klepto
dont let him around your farm animals
Fresh outta the mental hospital
Olders like person who can buy beer
I spy some ass...
Dude wit out a car..
Regulator not LORD REGULATOR
elite sharware thing
You rent it. You lock it. YOu keep da key!
elite sharware thing
Well. i was there. for a short while.
T
hen i finally realized that i wasnt
gonna make it.
When i
woke up on the morning or ansi-
c0n tw0, i began t
o feel sick. You know
that fuck.. woohoo..err...arg fe
eling.
I was feeling pretty bad. SO
i took
a bunch of pepmo-bizmozall
: and
decided to go anyway. I couldnt miss
ansi-con two, after
all i was da one
who told nt to have another one.
Well, me and lr got up to da woodlands
and stopped fer gas and i almost spewed
in da trash can. WHich
prolly woulda
been for the best. But it wouldnt go!
fuck.. woohoo.. errr...arg.
We went to da mall and i felt at best...OK. so i
decided to deal wit it. Me and lr got there a lil early so
we went into da arcade. Al those chings bings wootz and chime
made me feel even worse.
While sitting in a bench outside da arcade i finnally saw D and Night
rain.
and Two more freaks tomcat and nomad....its a joke. Well.. we hung
fer
awhile and me and lr split. I was feeling like shit, and I knew i wa
gonna blow chunkz...
quick.. pull over!
i cant.. .theres no where to pull off
zP
Splooooaaaahhh!
Spplooot!
Sorry.. i gotta
Arggg...
go to school tommarow
shiiit...
so my ansi sux right
spliiiitoop!
now :
i ran outta room... shuddup!
I came... I saw.. I had
tz blow chunkz..
Apologeticlikegreetz to:
Tomcat :
cuz i know that
your dumbass thinks
i
left becuz of you :
Nightrain : hope you caused
as much damage as last time.
D
: cuz i dont know how to spell your
name and whats wit da
fucked eye?
Nomad : didnt getta chance to talk to you
but im
sure you caused as much trouble as nt.
Reg : cuz i just about to put lr and
i made you drive all the way to da
woodlands and i spewed on your window.
Blazemore : donno if you went. but i had spac
e harrier :
Cybian Wonder : didnt get to meet you either... doh
mP : err... were you even goin?
Strahd : umm.. dont eat cricket lickets..they
suck.
Da crow : cuz you live by d and you
still managed not to go...
uf : i think i heared that you were goin.
mP Again : i just found out you cant
drive....
The hardy tollway and Litter control :
Im sorry for spewing on about a miles
worth of highway. There was no place to stop. So i opened th
e door and let
go. It rocked. Ill mail you 5 bux to clean it up.
its over man.