Why discyple sucks
A text file by sargonhomo!a
Okay, Im pretty sure that Im not alone, when i say plainly, discyple sucks.
I have several reasons for saying this. First off, hes a canuck, and we all
know that its a universal fact, that everyone in canada is on crack. Theres
reason 1.
Secondly, he ripped cains nick. Cain is from the bible, discyples
are from the bible. Not only did he rip the bible, but he ripped cain too.
When I asked him about this, he merely responded with.. If you were a good
mormon boy like me, youd understand. He told me this AFTER he sat in my
living room for 4 hours and tried to convince me to stop in for a free trial
sermon at the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints. When I attended
the sermon, I noticed that each guy had about 4 women following behind him.
Maybe I should become a mormon. Anyhow, those arent the only reasons.
Next, is the fact that he is a prostitute. I dont say this unfoundedly,
because I know. You ask.. why would discyple be in serial? Because I payed him,
obviously. 30 a month. A nice salary for ascii, Id say. Im sorry, discyple,
but I just cant bring myself to respect people who sell themselves.
Fourth, he thinks he owns the scene. Ever notice, how in EVERY groups .nfo
file, there always seems to be a discyple ascii? I asked him about this, and
he said.. Obviously, its because I own the scene. Somebody deflate that
damn ego!
There you have it. I think its fairly clear to everyone now, that discyple
flat out sucks. I encourage you to rip him and bombard him with requests, as
punishment for his sacreligous act of being sucky.