phearfull tales by tOrgo
phearfull tales by tOrgo
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All who phear should run away
evil has risen, this hatefull day
BOO! None other can it be but fate
/ Cheeze has opened up the StarGate
Again.
Hes got to learn, sometime.
pac-man ghost?
Its been the second time that ancient
Egyptian gods have tried to enslave us
this week. I wish rai was still here.
It is with quivering fingers that I once again take up pen to relate
the terrible occurrences which happened to take place at the at the
time in which they happened, at the very location in which these
events were enacted, on the very date long ago upon which the events
which occurred in that place at which they happened to happen to
take place. I, Torgo, now place shivering quill to sheepskin,
straining to keep the sheep itself in one place, and in hopes that
upon the day which I mercifully yet thoroughly kill this very
sheep, and take from its hide, and tan the very same, scraping its
skin smooth and stretching it taught, powdering it with fine
powders to produce that magnificent vellum upon which monks prefer
to place words such as these with their quills aquiver, that these
words which I write shall yet be there, that is here, upon this
sheepskin. I am very tired.
PHEAR MST3K!??@ eye phear them. :
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I was gone alot this time around, but I guess some spiff things
happened. Grendel tried to break into a small store while I was gone. He
cut a big hole in the roof to get in, but he cut his hand pretty badly. then
he fell head first into the store. Then he knocked over some glass jars and
then he fell on the broken glass and cut his leg. Then he bumped the door and
set off the alarm. Then as he ran out the door, he tripped and fell on his
OTHER hand, and broke that hand, and his wallet fell out of his pocket right
by the door, and as he ran back to our apartment, which is right around the
corner, he left a trail of blood for the police to follow. Not his best
attempt, but hes learning. Oh, lago violated the curfew law that says noone
younger than 16 can be out after midnight. . he tried to strangle the cop,
but he hit his head against the bulletproof glass in the back of the car, and
fell unconcious. Now, as I think of something else to say, Ill go paste
the quote of the mon.. er.. the quote of the 15 days of the month.. sigh.
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Quote of the 15 days of the month, taken from the hallowed message bases
of alderAAn, a phearfull board. call it.
part of a post by edicius, on how warez dooders and hAkerS talk
y0y0y0y0,
0k, dEx/dZ, d1g1tty-chex 1t. m3 n sum 0v mY r4d-azZz buDzZ h4x0rd rEx/T
0n d1z m3zZaG3 bAz3. s0 l1ke, jew n y0 l4me aZz dEx/DlEb0yzZZzZZ b3z
g3tt1ng k1x 1n dA aZz. s0 l1ke, uhm, g1mme 1ntellegenze n stuph 1n d1z
m3zzage baZe! 0h-kAy, dEx/D??!?+
phearsome, I think. :
d1g1tty-chex 1t.. hah. :
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THE ECLIPSE ANTHEM IS DONE. PHEAR IT. It agoes asomethin alikea thisa
its like the twelve days from christmas, DUH :
On the first day from pack day the members gave to me chains to keep lago
from the phone
On the second day from pack day, the members gave to me logos drawn by snoop
and some chains to keep lago from the phone
On the third day from pack day the members gave to me splatts sombrero,
logos drawn by snoop, and some chains to keep lago from the phone
On the fourth day from pack day the members gave to me hackers on video,
splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop, and some chains to keep lago from
the phone
On the fifth day from pack day the members gave to me NO ART FROM TORGO?,
hackers on video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop, and some chains to
keep lago from the phone.
On the sixth day from pack day the members gave to me cookies baked by smokey,
NO ART FROM TORGO?, hackers on video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn by
snoop, and some chains to keep lago from the phone.
On the seventh day from pack day, the members gave to me ansi thats not
tooney, cookies baked by smokey, NO ART BY TORGO, hackers on video,
splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop, and some chains to keep lago
from the phone
On the eighth day from pack day the members gave to me nothing really special,
ansi thats not tooney, cookies baked by smokey, NO ART BY TORGO, hackers on
video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop, and some chains to keep lago
from the phone.
On the ninth day from pack day the members gave to me sexual favors, nothing
really special, ansi thats not tooney, cookies baked by smokey, NO ART BY
TORGO*, hackers on video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop and some
chains to keep lago from the phone.
On the tenth day from pack day the members gave to me rais sexy body, sexual
favors, nothing really special, ansi thats not tooney, cookies baked by
smokey, NO ART BY TORGO@, hackers on video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn
by snoop, and some chains to keep lago from the phone.
On the eleventh day from pack day the members gave to me lamps shaped like
poodles, rais sexy body, sexual favors, nothing really special, ansi thats
not tooney, cookies baked by smokey, NO ART BY TORGOW, hackers on video,
splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop and some chains to keep lago from
the phone.
On the twelvthsp? day from pack day the members gave to me packard bell
computers, lamps shaped like poodles, rais sexy body, sexual favors, nothing
really special, ansi thats not tooney, cookies baked by smokey, NO ART BY
TORGOI, hackers on video, splatts sombrero, logos drawn by snoop
and some chains to keep lago from the phone.
holy shit, that took a long time, and my fingers hurt. :
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well, its the end. I know it wasnt as funny this time around, but guess
what? i dont care. I did this in one day. screw you. or something. :
eye phearfully greet magnatop.
and the fucker who brought the bomb to the olympics. go blow up something
else, leave the olympics alone. shit, we even had the olympics during
world war 2, and even then they were in berlin, the heart of Germany. I think,
im pretty sure. .:
ten four and out, good buddy. or something. if anyone has a Cb, listen to
chennels 19 and 20.. the trucker guys like those channels. :. police use 9,
dont mess TOO MUCH with that one, and if you do, drive fast. :