irc experiences ...
+ -------------- topic 1 intro to irc experiences ---------------- +
hi. Contained in the following literature, is a series of situations that
I created with some of the lesser intelligent people on irc. I went into
random channels and said random things often foolish to unsuspecting
people, and recored the results. The pole ended with strange results, here
is a readout.
stupid people hang out in teen 95 of the time.
even stupider people have bots in dogsex
just close to being the stupidest are people in teensex
and the stupidest people hang out in mirchelp
So, remember, if youre ever on irc, visit one of these channels and say
hi, I want sex and see what happens..
+ -------------- a interesting logo trade ---------------------------- +
One day in ansi someone called thrust was asking people if they wanted to
trade logos. So, I msgd him and said ill trade you fine sir. And from
there, this all happened..
me Ill trade you fine sir.
him Really? I need good art for my bulletin board system. I have alot
of cool .anses that I took from some ice paks, but I need more that
have my board name on them.
me have anything by tempus thales?
him who?
me Thempus Thales, he used to ruxor in ice. You dont know him?
him Im afraid I dont. Oh well, anyway, think I could get a logo from
you?
me Sure, whats your board called?
him my what?
me your board.. you know, youre bbs.
him oh yeah.. its panasonic cyberwar
me Oh really, nice name...Ill get right on it.
him whats youre board called? Ill do ya one right now.
me Fistagon ..
him Okay, See ya in a few.
me right-o
time passes as I make my logo
me Okay, Im done.
him Cool. Im done too.
heres the logo I did for him
m7
yberWAR
heres the logo he did for me
sysop: Magnatop
affiliations: put all your affils here
elite ansi by th
me that rules man. Thanx alot, Ill be sure to put that up on my bbs as
soon as I get off my 2 gig 686.
him Yeah, I dont run my board on my good computer either, this is just a
pentium 175 that my dad bought me.
me Bah, I sell drugs for my computers. That way, I can get kick ass
affils and rock the world with my elite iniquity setup. btw- what
software do you run?
him What do you mean?
me Whats the NAME OF THE SOFTWARE YOU ARE USING?
him not sure. Why?
me How long have you been running a bbs?
him Almost two weeks.
me Oh. Im gonna be frank with you man...
him What? i paused for quite some time, enough for him to say what
frank Your ansi sucks, your board sucks, and you suck. Howd you figure
out irc you fucking moron. My mom is smarter than you are. Maybe
those aliens took out that part of your brain that thinks. I swear
youre the reason that people die from accidents at construction sites
Even my grandpa can think faster than you.
him haha, thats funny. what movie is that from?
me click
+ ------------- my thoughts -------------------------------------------- +
uhm.. I dont think I know any people that are actually this stupid. But
i kinda feel sorry for the poor asshole. Anyway, I just thought Id publish
this since I told him to look in the eclipse pak for my writing.. and hell
be proud to know that my five minute logo got put next to his and looked
just as cool. Maybe less cool, since he used elite 69 shading style. Any
way, if you go on irc, make sure to see if hes on, and ask him for a logo,
and tell him he ruxors, and someone please explain who tempus is.. and
ask him how his board is going.. and, then ask him why he put the N of
fistagon in the middle bottom when its one word. so anyways, thanx. I hope
you laughed at my mockery of a fewl. Next time, I hope to have something
as, if not more, ammusing.
+ ----------------------------- word for the month --------------------- +
ruxor adj rcks-zr to be of rockishness, or to pertain to rocking.
+ -------- greetz lagO. and the rest of mi pals. JO!