The DARK Sourcefile
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December 1994
- Introduction -
Welcome to Darks 6th pack! 6 - Dark.... hrmmm is there a connection
here? Well its been 3 months since our last release, ya ya Ive heard
people talking Is Dark dead?!? Actually, were not as you can see.
The reason we waited three months oppose to our regular two month thingy is
because of three reasons One we wanted to get get back on track for our 1
year anniversary coming up in February 1995. Two, we wanted to let the members
adjust back to that horrible school life... yuk! And three, why the fuck do
we need a reason? :
Well I keeping saying this, this is Darks best pack to date, so be
happy you downloaded it, its worth every byte : Youll find a most
excellent viewer in this pack... its got a few bugs like giving Acidic Soaps
chick a beard but take it for what it is, its totally from scratch.
PS: If you dont want to read the DARKVIEW.DOC and want to find out how
to use Darkview with the Text interface, use DARKVIEW -IT from the
command line.
Anyways, prepare to cream yourself once again!
- Filenames --
The Dark files are still named as follows:
XXXXX-.DRK
XXXXX represents five characters for artist name. is a hexadecimal
number representing the number of releases that artist has made to date.
This file naming system is working out just fine for us and hopefully
other groups may find this new method useful with getting rid of the
multiple alias conflicts.
Prime Requisites of a Senior Dark Member putting a Dark Pack together:
Abstinence of Sex
Alcoholism a 2-4 a day keeps the pressure away
A home blood pressure analysis kit
1 carton at the minimum of cigarettes
Insomnia a 2-4 of wake-ups!
Abstinence of Sex!
A lot of free time welfare/drop out bums
A small appetite intervenes only
Poor Hygiene no showering on the job
3-Way service with a speaker phone
A ceiling fan
Abstinence of Sex!!
Ghaun Valdez in your closet
A french maid in a black leather teddy with gaurders, a whip, a heavy set of
handcuffs, size double D breasts, legs that go all the way up, and a great
looking.... opps! wrong text file!
A stereo with a remote control to play all your favorite Cult Songs
A computer
A rainbow slinky
A chair with wheels
A cordless shaver if applicable
Fake doctor notes
A chia-pet
Someone to yell at
Abstinence of Sex!!! holy fucking blue balls!
Just one more hour!
- Member List --
Legend
ANS ANSi Dept VGA VGA Dept
MUS Music Dept COD Coding Dept
LIT Lit. Dept COU Courier
SEN Senior T/C TeleComm
A V M C L C T S
N G U O I O / E
Alias S A S D T U C N
Black Widow
Acidic Soap
Twilight Serenity
Black Ire
Carnifex
Cyber Wolfe
Desalvo Forlorn Extender
Drone Fly
Einstein
Enraged Avenger
The God-Fearing Athiest
Hannibal the Cannibal
Invincible Dawn
Laserlore
Lord Azzur
Metal Skin
Mist of Death
Moby
Neuropsychosis
Night Hawk
Predator
Ravage Bias
RipTide
Ritual Slaying
Scimitar Wraith
Scrupulous
Shock Wave
Shrapnel
Silver Sable
Stardust
Sudden Impact
Spaceman Spiff
Tank Girl
The Green Hornet
The Mad Hacker
The Retarded Warrior
Tribal Fish
Vector Helix
Vulcan
Yggdrasil
Xypher Matryx
- The Lighter Side --
Things that make you say..
What the fuck?
Just where the hell is Butt-Fuck-No-where??
Honey, that man in the funny red suit is swinging past our apartment again!
Is it wrong to be attracted to a beer bottle?
Sometimes cows shit themselves...and sometimes they dont
What does the number 7 smell like anyways?
I finally fixed my Surpa Modem! It works fucking amazzf NO CARRIER
- Site List --
Name A/C Description SysOp
Illusion Island 416 World HQ Black Widow
Northern Sector 416 Canadian HQ Technical Disrupter
Sanctuary 305 US HQ Tempus Thales
Harvest Moon 216 Central HQ QuRan
Rebel Studios 905 Local Support Incesticyde
Brave New World 908 Dist. Site Prozac
Dungeon 2 808 Dist. Site Smooth
Eleutheria 606 Dist. Site Soul Rebel
Latitude Zero 510 Dist. Site R.Noble
Pantheon 703 Dist. Site Farmicus
Project-X +972 Dist. Site Nyc-Kid
Terra Firma 714 Dist. Site Somms
The Heretic Asylum 404 Dist. Site Jello
Whammy Bar 708 Dist. Site Guitar
The following text is a paid commerical. Dark Illustrated by no means
endorses nor supports the products of this company. Nor will Dark
Illustrated be held responsible for any malfunctions, fraud, medical
accidents, embarrassment by buyer, or over pricing according to the Federal
Pricing Law section 254:17. Dark Illustrated is in no means affiliated with
the following company and will not be held responsible for plugging its name.
Wendys SM Shop
A wide variety of Whips, Chains, Handcuffs,
and other naughty toys.
1650 Beatme Lane.
Call: 555-HURT
- DARK Members --
This month wed like to welcome a bunch of new Darkies into the fold.
They include:
Cyber Wolfe
Mist of Death
Scrupulous
Sudden Impact
The Retarded Warrior
The Green Hornet
Acidic Soap
King Midas
Crow
Tank Girl
Epitaph
Evil Current
Preying Menace
Hope you guys arent afraid of the Dark :
- Greets --
DARK would like to say hello to the following people and groups:
GROUP GREETS
ACiD iCE
Pursuit CIA Terbium
The Relic Crew for being pretty damn cool people
INDIVIDUAL GREETS
Eternal Lie Somms Aphex Twin
Tempus RadMan Skull Leader
R.Noble Prozac Syntax Error Corwin
Elminster Master Ken Beastie Jello
WareWolf Laserlore
and all the guys we forgot
- Dedication --
This pack is dedicated to
Metal Skin Mist of Death
Thanks for coming
through for us guys, youre
both true Darkies!
If you only knew the power of the Dark side......