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ET BEINGSCARED OF STONEHENGE
Ext. One of those big green islands they advertise on TV - day:
The scene opens with a fly by of the island. We do a pretty montag of:
1 Dolphins bouncing and splashing happily over the water
2 Segulls flying and doing whatever they do Like shitting on brand new Nikes
3 Naked cannibals cooking up some poor white trash from Texas on Holiday
Int. Cannibal hut:
Lots of voo-doo type stuff hang around the room. Looks very scary
Enter ET
Crowd applause and the odd Arsinio Hall wh000p
ET
Bwawawawawaawawa... I shall soon take over the world with my box office record
breaker! All I have to do is get rid of that damn Lucas guy and that little
midget Yoda. Then my plan shall be complete!@
Rubs greasy hands together
Just then, Warpus enters the room
- I am Warpus, see look at my pot belly from drinking Jolt
--l--- I have just entered the room.
/--l-- I also have a blue head.. wow
WARPUS
You silly fool... youre on the Easter Island!
ET
Eh, what are you talking about?
WARPUS
Stonehenge is in UK somwhere abouts... you got Stonehenge confused with those guys with big noses..
Warpus holds up photo of similarity
I am big nose guy I yam Stonehenge
ET
Geez.. thats bloody boring... typical of the blender people I suppose...
it looks like a mihneir though...
WARPUS
Its a Stonehenge you brown p00 looking thing!@,... do you see Oblix?
ET
Well.. no,..
WARPUS
Then go get your ass over to UK then!
UK AIRLINES, they donut crash often.
This is a promo I did for UK airlines once
Yes it sucks :
FADE OUT ON
on Warpuss curled up expression of anger - ooh sexy
FADE IN TO
EXT. Stonehenge type place:
Lots of Stonehenge stand around doing nothing
STONEHENGE 1
Wow.. its really boring round here... I hate being a stonehenge... I wish I wasa vibrator or something.... The only good Im for is Rossanne Barr.
He rolls his eyes
STONEHENGE 2
Yes I aggree... do you think Harvey Keitel wouldve gotten into Reservoir Dogs
if he was a Stonehenge?
STONEHENGE 1
Hmmm, yes.. I bet we couldnt even get an extra part in The Usual Suspects...
He sighs
Shit its boring..
ET enters
ET
To himself quietly
Haha now all I need to do is pull my cutesy stunt to win these stonehenges overand somehow I can harness their power to take the world over. heh heh heh...
He steps up to Stonehenge 1 and puts on his cutest little face, wrinkles it up
and looks like a penis thats been in the water too long and everything
ET
Weakly
ET.. phone... home....
Both Stonehenges contemplate this for a while...
STONEHENGE 1
Sod off you ugly little alien sod.
ET is taken agasp, hes totally gobsmacked in fact
ET
Gasp!.. I beware you!@
Sod off you ugly little alien sod.
yeah
Gasp!.. I beware you!@
note: Stonehenges distort and
look very strange when they get angry
PRINT:
White on black
So ET bewared the stonehenges and buggered off to extra testicle land..
He told his friends to join Blender but they were too scared of the stonehengesand everyone lived happily ever after
Story for blender comp 1997
By Blind Sniper Of d38 Department 38
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sometimes,.. mine is anyways :
THE END. Ahhh...
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