The Atrocious Death of Pinturita by Mr.R0b070
The Atrocious Death of Pinturita by Mr.R0b070
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A COLD NIGHT AT THE CIRCUS, A CRIME HAS TAKEN PLACE. TONIGHT THE WORLD LOST ITS LAUGHTER.
THAT TEAR IN THE CHEEK, TONIGHT, HAS A REASON TO BE
THE PLACE? A BIG TOP IN THE SUBURBS OF BUENOS AIRES TOWN, RUN BY THE SUPER-STAR AND KING PIN PINTURITA
WHILE EVERYONE HAS SUSPICIONS, I KEPT MY CLOWN INSTINCT SHARP AND SHINY AS A STEEL JOKE GUN
...NOBODY WOULD EVER HAVE SUSPECTED ROSITA, THE SOCCER PLAYING FEMME ELEPHANT OF THE CIRCUS... SHE GOT EVERYBODY EATING PEANUTS FROM HIS TRUNK, KICKING PENALTIES WHILE WEARING HER KEMPES SHIRT ...BUT IM ALERGIC TO PEANUTS.
I SAW HER CRYING LOUDLY AT THE CIRCUS DOOR, EVERYBODY SAID PINTURITA WORKED HED BADLY
BUT I CAN TELL THIS WAS ALL A BIG JOKE. THEY HATED HIM. PAINT ON PINTURITAS FACE HAD HIS DAYS NUMBERED
IF YOU ASK, THIS BIG GIRL PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG. BUT NOBODY ASKS THE CLOWN
THIS WAS NO FATES WORK, NO BANANA PEEL
A FEW CALLS FROM SOME INFLUENTIAL POLITICALS FRIENDS AND SHE WAS VISITING AFRICA, FAR FROM PUNISHMENT
AS THIS CASE WERE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
IF I SHOULD GIVE A NAME TO THIS CRIME, I WOULD CALL IT THE ARISTOCRATS...
PINTURITA UNSOLVED CASE WILL REMAIN A BLOOD SPLATTER ON THE CIRCUS SCENE. FOREVER.
IL PAGLIACCIO CRIES AGAIN, AND EVERYONE WILL APPLAUD!
A BLENDER PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH ROBOTO GHOST CO.
MMXXII
BASED ON THE ORIGINAL STORY BY GABRIEL EL PUMA GOITY
OH NO. NOT YOU AGAIN.
MR.ROBOTO / 2022 / BLOCKTRONICS / HPM