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read the fineprints before you continue on with the story....
*this is a story of a disco dancing funky groove man known only as batman.*
*if you have a weak stomach, or back paines i suggest you stop reading this*
*story right now before it causes you years of hospital bills.*
let the disco dancing story begin.
it all started in las vegas, the lights, the people, and the cheap 2
dollars hookers. it was an average day for bruce wayne. he was on
his vacation visiting the lovely las vegas. batman had never seen
such a city of beauty such as this. nor had he ever experienced any-
where that gambling was legal. as you know bruce has an advantage
over the tables, after all he has the funk with him. he also has
his x-ray vision. so he knows what the house has at all times. this
gives him the capababilty to FUNK them all over.
batman hits the tables... act 1
what a marvelous place!@
scuse me sir, can i change your money in for chips?
chips, no thanks i brought my own doritos
no sir, poker chips, so that you may play
ohhhh.... yes please
bruce changes in two thousand dollars to start off with.
hmmm blackjack, this looks easy hi
2 hours later.
god damnit, what the FUNK is wrong with my x-ray vision?!
ive lost 1500 hundred dollars in 2 hours... baH!@
perhaps you should try your luck at poker sir..
thats a good idea. thank you kind sir
batman hits his head on a table... act 2
how do i play this game? its simple sir.............. 6 hours go by, finally that nerd understands...
ohh that sounds cool..
use the FUNK luke..
what was that? oo
that was the intercom.. - geez, what a dipshit.
are you ready to begin sir?
i was ready quite some time ago, but you wouldnt shutup!
use the FUNK luke..
wuahahah full house
royal flush, house wins..
what, what!?@ you cheated!@
*POW* *BANG* *KICK* *KERPLUNK* *YAWACHITAKULAHMA* *SUTIAHE*
that will teach you punk, im leaving. eek gag
!HELP ME !HELP ME !HE STOLE MY PUSS errr PURSE
quickly without a thought in his mind, bruce wayne once
more runs to the back, and transforms to batman.
with his super speed, and his floatation boots he launches
himself out of the casino, to seek out the crook.
batman loses his FUNK... act 3
after endless hours of searching, he tales the suspect in to a
broken down warehouse.
hand over that womens purse you crook, you
use the FUNK luke..
where the hell is that noise coming from?
never you elvis impersonator
then i will have to teach you some manners..
*batman grabs the crook, ties him down to a wooden chair, where he
is forced to watch brady bunch reruns for six days straight*
once again, good prevails over evil
to infinity and beyond
batman translator: back to the casinos!@
batman loses more money... act 4
ooh, pen the tale on the donkey, i love this game
soon after they blind fold bruce and he uses his marvelous
x-ray vision to see right through the blindfold..
ahh hah,i got it, i win, where is my money bitch?
*OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
ohh, oops, sorry sir
*POW KICK* *KERPUNK* *POOF*
batman is kicked out of the casino.
all his money is gone, and he has nowhere to go.
batman realizes he is a complete loserabout damn time... act 5
i am pitiful, i am useless
out of nowhere steps mr. freeze, played by a bad actor arnold.
eYGH gOING tJFGO kIFHL yHGLo lIITLGhLE mANGGAL
im sorry, really, but i dont understand a word you are saying
eyegh shghskd eYGH gOING tJFGO kIFHL yHGLo lIITLGhLE mANGGA
this is america, speak english!@
*batman pulls out his phone and dials immigration*
a few minutes go by....................
immigration gets there and drags arnold back across the border.
batman gets hit by a truck... act 5
im through with, i have no transportation back, and no money
i might as well just walk in front of a big semi
what batman doesnt know is that as fate would have it,
there is a big truck being operated by a drunk mother
against drunk drivers heading his way.
DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA
that batman theme song thing, or something.
will batman be mutilated? will he end up left for dead in the
bloody streets of las vegas?
tune in next week, same blender channel, same blender time.
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,7l y b b
,,d7b.,,7b, ss s ssss
i,, ,, ,, i s s
ll ll ssss
,, 7y,7y,i
,db.,, ,,d7l
l7 s
7y ,yy
,yd11byl l7l you would have thought
y .lP. ,dlb that batman had aSCII skiLLZ
,. y.,db.,db.,d7l
7byyyd7by ,dld7 he really does, but he was
,d7y so busy playing craps that
l37 he jUST slopped this together
ll for us, really...
7l7
77
77
read the fineprints before you continue on with the story....
*this is a story of a disco dancing funky groove man known only as batman.*
*if you have a weak stomach, or back paines i suggest you stop reading this*
*story right now before it causes you years of hospital bills.*
let the disco dancing story begin.
it all started in las vegas, the lights, the people, and the cheap 2
dollars hookers. it was an average day for bruce wayne. he was on
his vacation visiting the lovely las vegas. batman had never seen
such a city of beauty such as this. nor had he ever experienced any-
where that gambling was legal. as you know bruce has an advantage
over the tables, after all he has the funk with him. he also has
his x-ray vision. so he knows what the house has at all times. this
gives him the capababilty to FUNK them all over.
batman hits the tables... act 1
what a marvelous place!@
scuse me sir, can i change your money in for chips?
chips, no thanks i brought my own doritos
no sir, poker chips, so that you may play
ohhhh.... yes please
bruce changes in two thousand dollars to start off with.
hmmm blackjack, this looks easy hi
2 hours later.
god damnit, what the FUNK is wrong with my x-ray vision?!
ive lost 1500 hundred dollars in 2 hours... baH!@
perhaps you should try your luck at poker sir..
thats a good idea. thank you kind sir
batman hits his head on a table... act 2
how do i play this game? its simple sir.............. 6 hours go by, finally that nerd understands...
ohh that sounds cool..
use the FUNK luke..
what was that? oo
that was the intercom.. - geez, what a dipshit.
are you ready to begin sir?
i was ready quite some time ago, but you wouldnt shutup!
use the FUNK luke..
wuahahah full house
royal flush, house wins..
what, what!?@ you cheated!@
*POW* *BANG* *KICK* *KERPLUNK* *YAWACHITAKULAHMA* *SUTIAHE*
that will teach you punk, im leaving. eek gag
!HELP ME !HELP ME !HE STOLE MY PUSS errr PURSE
quickly without a thought in his mind, bruce wayne once
more runs to the back, and transforms to batman.
with his super speed, and his floatation boots he launches
himself out of the casino, to seek out the crook.
batman loses his FUNK... act 3
after endless hours of searching, he tales the suspect in to a
broken down warehouse.
hand over that womens purse you crook, you
use the FUNK luke..
where the hell is that noise coming from?
never you elvis impersonator
then i will have to teach you some manners..
*batman grabs the crook, ties him down to a wooden chair, where he
is forced to watch brady bunch reruns for six days straight*
once again, good prevails over evil
to infinity and beyond
batman translator: back to the casinos!@
batman loses more money... act 4
ooh, pen the tale on the donkey, i love this game
soon after they blind fold bruce and he uses his marvelous
x-ray vision to see right through the blindfold..
ahh hah,i got it, i win, where is my money bitch?
*OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
ohh, oops, sorry sir
*POW KICK* *KERPUNK* *POOF*
batman is kicked out of the casino.
all his money is gone, and he has nowhere to go.
batman realizes he is a complete loserabout damn time... act 5
i am pitiful, i am useless
out of nowhere steps mr. freeze, played by a bad actor arnold.
eYGH gOING tJFGO kIFHL yHGLo lIITLGhLE mANGGAL
im sorry, really, but i dont understand a word you are saying
eyegh shghskd eYGH gOING tJFGO kIFHL yHGLo lIITLGhLE mANGGA
this is america, speak english!@
*batman pulls out his phone and dials immigration*
a few minutes go by....................
immigration gets there and drags arnold back across the border.
batman gets hit by a truck... act 5
im through with, i have no transportation back, and no money
i might as well just walk in front of a big semi
what batman doesnt know is that as fate would have it,
there is a big truck being operated by a drunk mother
against drunk drivers heading his way.
DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA
that batman theme song thing, or something.
will batman be mutilated? will he end up left for dead in the
bloody streets of las vegas?
tune in next week, same blender channel, same blender time.
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:l :l
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