t h e
e r
the blender.
welcome one and all to yet another HENNIFER-
BRANDtM infofile.
with additions and changes by the eve
r so charming warpus the liquid
g e n e r a l c
r a p
in the tradition of the very successful
joint and swaptM irc a
ctivities, comesa third, ultimate idea. y
es, if you can read ?! youve guessed by now..
THE BLENDER!!!!!!!!!
p r o c e d u r
e s
quickly! before time runs out, this how a
blendertM event will be run:
1 - everyone will gather in
blender on EFnet
2 - at precisely 7:00pm EST,
warpus, the host of this event w
ill explain
how the blender works.
3 - each person will come up wit
h ONE idea. it can be in one of three
categories: thing ie. horse, acti
on ie. fishing, and place ie. wh
4 - everyone will submit
their ONE idea to the organizer,
who will make a
list. this organizer currently is warpus
. /msg your words to him.
writing down of the words might take up to 5 mi
nutes, so please be patient.
5 - the organizer will rando
mly pick THREE of the ideas one
thing, one action,
and one place. these three ideas will be announce
d, and put in the topic.
6 - your mission is to creat
e a masterpiece about the three picked ideas.
there are a couple restrictions:
- no sumbission may be bigger than 150k zipped
- no more than four people may work on o
ne joint.
- a person may submit no more than three
entries solo or joint.
your masterpiece may be pretty much anything
. ansi/ascii/music/lit/vga/etc.
everything is allowed, as long as the r
ules are followed.
7 - the funpo ends at 9:30pm
EST, and thats when all the work is collecte
warpus usually collects
all of it, unless his dcc fucks up which happens
a lot:. you *may* submit ea
rly if you wish. check the topic line to see
who is collecting, just to be sure.
8 - a winner is picked, but th
at is usually not announced sunday night. the
group that the winner is representing receives
a point, and the winners
is/are placed on the artists of the week list.
9 - the pack is then released so that it
can be downloaded by hordes of eager
blendeners, blender supporters, fans, fanatics, den
tists, and communists.
a d v a n t a g
e s
hopefully you get an idea of the fun involved here. bu
t along with that,
blendertM has numerous advantages
over the other irc events.
INFINITE PLAYERS - yes, this mea
ns never having to turn eager blendeners a
PREFAB INSPIRATION - for those of you tha
t cant think of anything to draw, here
other people will do most of the work
for you!
ORIGINALITY - finally something
other to draw than breasts just imagin
e a
pack with 20 different interpretations of a horse
matter how well you do, how silly or serious you
are, because you wont be messing up anyone
s work except
your own
EASY TO RUN - no messy file exch
anges + no hard-to-enforce rules a sm
running operation with no annoying delays
COOL ORGANIZERS - yes, finally a compo th
at is ran by really cool people.
w h o s b e h i n
d w h a t ? ! ?
people seem to be confused as to who does what during t
hese blenders. well...
warpus - runs blender, writes nfo files,
releases packs, judges.
hennifer - invented the blender,
helps out, sometimes judges.
serial toon - our official irc courier.
spreads the packs.
sagittarius - the southeastern european b
lender distribution coordinator.
xypher matryx - takes care of the blender
stereo - coordinator of blenderNET.
numerous people also help out every week by collect
ing files, and kicking idiotsout of
the channel. heres a list of *most* of t
cheeze, spear, ironghost
, stereo, rhyz,
iceage, mel farr suppastar
, gza, rusted.
there are more, i know, i just cant remember. if i fo
rgot you please email me
and bitch at me :
we also have couriers spreading the packs all over the
planet. consult
blender.sup to find out who they are.
m o r e g e n e r a
l c r a p
now that you know what the blender is, and how it works
, ill let you in on a
little secret:
the 35th blender will be held:
wednesday, july 23rd
7:00pm - 9:30pm est
blender on EFnet
please join us.
- hennifer