JAPANESE FREE PRE
SS May 7, 1997
in English
Today, a horrendous disaster has occured in the prestigous Mecha-J
apanese
company Blender24 involving two of their most skilled robots.
A beaten toaster was found in the factory at about 2:30AM yesterda
y morningwith fatal wounds to its main circuits, along with the
fingerprints of the
guilty robots.
After a quarrel was heard by the night supervisor at the plant, po
lice werenotified and arrived on the scene within minutes. Altho
ugh they were too late
to prevent the apparent gang-beating of the toaster, they were able to
trace therobots to a nearby bush, where they were performing a r
eligious ritual.
The toaster, currently unidentified, will remain in the Blender24
storage
room until its family can be contacted.
In the meantime, the robots await their sentence in Mecha-Japanese
jail. Due to a recent revolt in Mecha-Japan, robot crime has risen to
an
appalling rate. Military defence experts may even ressurect the dreade
d Mecha-
Mothra to retaliate against the violence.
---Superchick Silver Dagger and Unpossible vga by
AtomicDee