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SERIAL ASCII PRESENTS..
a spy story..
hi.. were back again, and better than
ever. It seems a little faction has formed
to try and beat serial in blender. The
Serial killers, you call yourselves? We will
BURY you.
This story starts out at the second annual dOODLEBOYZtm convention, in Pico
Looki, a small island in the Carribean. Outside the convention shack, Sargon,
aXB, and Black Jack are standing outside, having just joined up to go look for
the serial killers, so that they could stomp the living shit out of them.
black jack: Hey.
sargon: hey.
axb: hi.
sargon: Wanna see my newest work?
axb: Sure.
Sargon pulled out a manila folder, and - / ,
removed several sheets of paper. ,,-----,,
On the paper were symbols of all sorts, with -- some --,
lots of dollar symbols, and other weird elite wack characters.. ,- / ass file..
,,--- axb
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agent to his walkie talkie: Boris! translation: I have spotted an American, transporting secret government
codes. They are dollar signs, and other symbols. They must
be nuclear launch codes! Im going in!
walkie talkie: Stalingrad!
translation: Good work, Boris.
The agent got up, and began to chase the boys.
black jack: Uh oh! Its a monster!! Im scared!!
sargon: Shut up, and run, jackybawlz jackybawlz c mHz
They eventually came to a cliff, overlooking the sea. The agent, who had them
cornered, began to laugh maniacally.
agent: Mua ha ha! Trotsky!
translation: Mua ha ha! Ive got you now, rebel scum!
The agent opened up his napsack, and unleashed a hideous looking monster on
the protagonists.
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sargon: Oh no! Its meatpods gothic girlfriend!
The boys attempted fighting with the monster for about 5 minutes, until it
had them all wrapped in coccoons.
agent to his walkie talkie: Tetris!
translation: Mutant agent meatpodsmom has captured the Infidels! I will
now steal the files. walkie talkie: Zug!
translation: Long live mother USSR! err, mother Russia!!! err, i mean,
LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!
The agent stole the folder from the boys, and threw them in the ocean below,
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where they observed the beautiful marine life for the time that it took them to
drown.
BODY COUNT FOR SERIAL MEMBERS IN BLENDER STORIES:
sargon : 6
meatpod : 4
black jack: 4
axb : 3
pariah : 1
discyple : 1
SERIAL ASCII PRESENTS..
a spy story..
hi.. were back again, and better than
ever. It seems a little faction has formed
to try and beat serial in blender. The
Serial killers, you call yourselves? We will
BURY you.
This story starts out at the second annual dOODLEBOYZtm convention, in Pico
Looki, a small island in the Carribean. Outside the convention shack, Sargon,
aXB, and Black Jack are standing outside, having just joined up to go look for
the serial killers, so that they could stomp the living shit out of them.
black jack: Hey.
sargon: hey.
axb: hi.
sargon: Wanna see my newest work?
axb: Sure.
Sargon pulled out a manila folder, and - / ,
removed several sheets of paper. ,,-----,,
On the paper were symbols of all sorts, with -- some --,
lots of dollar symbols, and other weird elite wack characters.. ,- / ass file..
,,--- axb
the papers looked something like this:
,g@g, myyyy
,,,,, ,dPTb, .................... :S .......SARGON.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ilSM j! ,i::, !,g@g, :: :: mm illSSMMMMMMMMMMSSllii::
lS:S . .:iI PTb, i Sl liill SSSlllii::
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TO BLENDER 23. :i :S .: S: :i:S
:I S: :i :S :I ll
:i Sl
8
Little did our heroes know, that there was a secret communist SPY, hiding in thebushes.
pan to bushes.
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agent to his walkie talkie: Boris! translation: I have spotted an American, transporting secret government
codes. They are dollar signs, and other symbols. They must
be nuclear launch codes! Im going in!
walkie talkie: Stalingrad!
translation: Good work, Boris.
The agent got up, and began to chase the boys.
black jack: Uh oh! Its a monster!! Im scared!!
sargon: Shut up, and run, jackybawlz jackybawlz c mHz
They eventually came to a cliff, overlooking the sea. The agent, who had them
cornered, began to laugh maniacally.
agent: Mua ha ha! Trotsky!
translation: Mua ha ha! Ive got you now, rebel scum!
The agent opened up his napsack, and unleashed a hideous looking monster on
the protagonists.
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sargon: Oh no! Its meatpods gothic girlfriend!
The boys attempted fighting with the monster for about 5 minutes, until it
had them all wrapped in coccoons.
agent to his walkie talkie: Tetris!
translation: Mutant agent meatpodsmom has captured the Infidels! I will
now steal the files. walkie talkie: Zug!
translation: Long live mother USSR! err, mother Russia!!! err, i mean,
LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!
The agent stole the folder from the boys, and threw them in the ocean below,
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where they observed the beautiful marine life for the time that it took them to
drown.
BODY COUNT FOR SERIAL MEMBERS IN BLENDER STORIES:
sargon : 6
meatpod : 4
black jack: 4
axb : 3
pariah : 1
discyple : 1
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