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then go on a 42.3 minute jog
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so he asked god for a weapon
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he came back with a newdie mag
and found out he couldnt masturba
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well he prayed and he prayed
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with a good dandy weapon
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and before nolan could speak
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monk nolan kept praying
and god answered his prayers
he sent down a workout machine
and a special flight of stairs
but nolan didnt need this
so he returned it to sender
god got pissed off at this
and sent him a lenders, bagel that is..
texas tea
well this didnt help him either
so he prayed to god jehovah
who gave him a waterpolo court
and a doggie he nicknamed rover
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and said is that your mother or your dog
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did what as the other two guys decided
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location: venice, in a galaxy close, close by
time: umm.. shit.. that guy stole my watch@!@
! mother fucker!@!@@!
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to tell
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ed off weird l:
but then it turns out well :
l it start
s with some monks l
living in venice
they dont play no waterpolo
but they have a mean game of tennis
well youre right now wonderin
g
since when do monks play sport
well these monks are special
they live in a health resort
yes these monks
are of the heavens-exercise-gate
clan
which promotes physical fitnes
for woman, child and man
they brush teeth every day
then go on a 42.3 minute jog
after eating some vegtables
its time for a rousing game of p
og
then one day
they started playing tennis
on a court so big
there was none bigger in venice
well one day monk kyle
said to monk nolan
your mother was so pregnant with yo
u
that during the process of pregnancy, her uterus
became swolen
well monk nolan was pissed
but his comebacks were futile
so he asked god for a weapon
that he could use to kill kyle
he prayed and prayed and prayed
and then went to be castrated
he came back with a newdie mag
and found out he couldnt masturba
te it
well he prayed and he prayed
and god finally answered his reques
t
with a good dandy weapon
a set, for the game chess
well nolan practiced chess
but he found out he sucked
but he played monk kyle
and didnt even wish him good luc
k
well monk kyle kicked his ass
and before nolan could speak
kyle said your mother is
so old..she squeaks
monk nolan kept praying
and god answered his prayers
he sent down a workout machine
and a special flight of stairs
but nolan didnt need this
so he returned it to sender
god got pissed off at this
and sent him a lenders, bagel that is..
texas tea
well this didnt help him either
so he prayed to god jehovah
who gave him a waterpolo court
and a doggie he nicknamed rover
well monk kyle came up one day
and said is that your mother or your dog
rover??
monk nolan said you think youre all t
hat...
but are you a good waterpoloer?
so monk nolan challenged monk kyle
to a waterpolo game
and what happened during the game
made everything the same..BUT DIFFRENT@
?@?
the monks played waterpolo
in the small venice town
until the were confronted
by barry and levown
yes barry and levown
NOT barry and levon
levon had overdosed
on a cocaine bon-bon
barry and levown
had 240 pounds of waterpolo
brought down by the milennium fal
con
with captain HAN SOLO?@?
captain han solo said
im here to take you to heavens-exercis
e-gate,
finish your fucking game
cause the wookie cant wait
tell the wookie to come down her
e
said kyle, all wookie-knowledge go
ne
that wookies so goddamn horny
hed fuck the crack of dawn...
well chewbacca got pissed
so he came down and went grraaarr!
@@
and kyle said yo wookie, yo momma s
o fat...
she drives a spandex car
well wookie got pissed
so he started playin polo, water s
tyle
but he got way carried away
and he ended up killing kyle
so then nolan took out a gun and killed
wookie
so then han solo took out a gun and kill
ed nolan
so then pope john paul took out a gun and kil
led han solo
so then luke skywalker killed pope joh
n paul
so then like everyone was dead
just like in.umm..resovoir dogs
but you say wait in resovoir dogs...one gu
y survived
well im fucking diffrent..ok?
in my story..2 guys survived
barry and levon
well wait you say, what about the rest of
the human race
oh them, well they got killed in the coming
apocalpyse
but like barry and levon hid under their 240 lbs
of waterpolo
and then sped off in the millenium falcon
and created the whole human race all over
again ,, .
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,d
this blascii black0ps blender was brought to you by:
essence
desolate
oxidizer
ok, anyway.. oxidizer here.. some mindless b
abble from me.. this thing was
started by essence aka risc who did the pi
c of the monk and then the story
was written by mel farr. desolate angel
aka julian did the rest.
i joined in kinda late and i ended
up having to fix everything up cause the two forgot wha
t smoothness means@!im kinda pissed off because
its 30mins till the end of the blender and i have
tofix everything up and make sense of who
did what as the other two guys decided
to change nicks right before the blender and confused t
he shit out of me. anywayi did the venice font and pr
etty much fixed up the pic as all of us are fontistsa
nd not pic artists and it looked kinda.. coug
hSHITcough..
heres some stuff from essence, like his sig and greets
and shit..
the sig was meant to be at the top but umm.. i thought
here would be better..
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