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this story starts out with our heroes, sargon, meatpod, and discyple, nick
named the cold cock gang. after flying to a remote location in canada for
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towards meatpods car.
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Sargon and meatpod walked towards the car that meatpod purchased for 20
american from the pimp looking guy in the alleyway the night before. As they
unlocked the doors, an incredibly skinny and pale man jumped out from
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discyple: COLD COCK!
meatpod: uhh.. idiot.. get the fuck out from under my car discyple.
discyple: hey! how did you know i was discyple?
meatpod: your tag says HELLO, MY NAME IS DISCYPLE, idiot.
discyple: oh.
The three got into the car, and started to look for a shady looking guy who
could sell them some pot. They came upon a 4 foot Mexican guy wearing a feather
in his hat. he introduced himself as Juan Salazar Ramirez Gonzales Escobar
Guerrero Martinez Lopez Perez Jr. IV. They bought two joints from him, and
smoked them in meatpods car. it only took two hits each, and they were
floored.
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goats, when a police car pulled up, and a mounty got out and handcuffed them.
They were escorted to the car, and then taken down to the local police station,
where they met a man called Alexander Sareyani. He then read them the Miranda
rights, and began to speak
alexander: you are in violation of penal code 31337 - illegal raping of
goats. you will be escorted to parliment hill, where you will
spend the rest of your happy lives in jail. sargon: uh. they were taken by bus to a federal penitentiary, where they spent the rest of
their years bowling at the prison lanes, and becoming the boyfriends of a she-
male called shanequa. submission by: sargon, meatpod, terrato, black dawn, discyple, of serial ascii