: newsfile ns/atb /..:
:....addicted to beer
what the hell is this shit ?
yeah, you could have guessed it : another stupid group bothering you with
their crap ! it all started as a joke ... and a joke it will remain !!
how can i apply ?
simple : you cant unless you know a member of atb really good and if you
see him a lot ! you are expected to come to every atb-booze meeting,
to show us you are still active : any crap you make must reach me in one
way or another, i dont bother how i get it, as long as im getting it !
important : dont forget to apply showing your worst ansi/ascii/rip/...
works ever, so we can judge how much you really stink ! everything you
make for atb must be art that is drawn in about 5 minutes and that makes
people want to throw up !
memberflow ...
in short :
in - everybody
left - nobody
why this pack suxx !!
mmm, did i mention it before ?? its all a big joke ... everything you see
is meant to be crap !! if your group makes anything that is below the
quality you see in this pack or others, you aint seen nothing yet :,
you should reconsider committing suicide ! by the way : we are all members
in respected groups where we release good stuff at least we think so :
presentation of the members of atb
fatty : he founded addicted to beer and quitted boozing ... what a joke :
heres the story in short : meeting ... lots a boozing ...
lots of puking ... sick for 2 months ... blablabla
nightstalker : hey thats me ! nothing much to say about me, except the fact
that im drunk about 3 days a week, and i luv it !!
apollygon : go to a party and look for a guy who is sleeping with his head on the table surrounded by huge amounts of beer and liquer. or
go to the oude markt in louvain and youll hear him laugh
and fall off his chair :
thorax : if this guy aint drunk or stoned then there definately must be
something wrong !!
cyclops : becomes deadly after his daily injection of coca cola mixed with
the best beer there is : jupiler.
lowres 97
ow yeah, your favourite artists competed at lowres 97. both thorass and
me competed in the handdrawn vga compo with ns-tomat.lbm and tx-sap.lbm.
tx didnt know about it im gonna tell it later tonight, ive just
returned from the party-place i dont know which place tx-sap got, but
i do know i got third place !!!! Im so 3l3333t hahahahahahhahaha :
i also entered an utterly stoopid 4k-intro take a look at koud.exe and
i came second with it !!!!! whaahaarg !!! I Am Ze RuLR !!
mmm, one big sorry to apollygon ! i was going to submit an ansi from him
apl-head.ans but i was drunk and fell asleep. when i woke up, the
deadline for the ansi-compo was allready over : sorry man !
in closing ...
what ???? you have read the whole newsfile ??? you must be drunk :
what can you expect from us ? well, well be terrorising your hd with
pointless crappy art-packs, shitty boenke boenke music packs, and
other puke we might come up with :
cya !
nightstalker atb