tutorial time !
time for a new tutorial ! this one is called ....
how to be eleet !
STEP 1
so you finally discovered you are a lamer ?? dont phear cause this
tutorial will make you the most leetest bastard known in the scene!
first i want to tell you how to write
remember these simple rules
fear ph34r
Rules r3w1z
I as me 3y3
e 3
a 4
t 7
l 1
o 0
if you always write like that you are only a few steps away to be
31337 or 3R337!
STEP 2
go into irc channels and start saying the following stuff
3y3 0wn !
y0u 4r3 4ll bu77fux0rz, ph34r m3 !!
i will not join imlame because i am not lame !
cyclops I Rock!
vuile scanner, ge moet da drawen !
triloxy is alive and kicking
mk, fuck off!!!
mk: fucking loser!!!
change your info by a cool line saying something 31337 ...
example:
the pixelgod ... spits pixels if a vga artist
STEP 3
good things to say when chatting on irc:
ansi: what a gay
ansi: this is so gay!
ascii: i 0wn! ph34r !
triloxy: linux rulez
STEP 4
make other people believe you are actually good !
go into channels like ascii, ansi, pixel and start telling everyone
how much you actually r3w1 !! never show something of your art or you
will be mistaken as a lamer ...
you can use excuses like:
my dcc doesnt work right now!
you are such a l0s3r, so im not showing it to you!
STEP 5
at some point, people will start to ask you to join their group...
just say : fuck off! i dont join losergroups !!! my group is too
3R337 4 U !
STEP 6
people will start to make requests ! just say: fuck off, im not drawing
for lamers like you !!! you can get one 2 line ansi if you pay 35 !
FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND GET THE BIGGEST, MOST RESPECTED SCENER EVER!!!
never say you got the idea to act like that
because you read this tutorial ... !
nightstalkeratb