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- The Greatest Story On Earth Told By Masterstoryteller TuRBo-D -
Today i had sex! I was walking through the caf when suddenly...Bang...there
she was standing...Big Tits, long legs...blond hair reaching to here nice butt,
which i wanted to touch so much...but alas...i went to talk to here, and she
said to me: the only way youll ever have sex with me, is if you complete a
certain mission!
I went: What, mission for sex?!
she: yeah dumbo, sex is your mission and nothing else!!!
I : Ok whats the story?
she: Ok, this is what youll do...
The next day i was off on a mission! First i had to get to the GB to buy 2
cartons of milk, which i had to mix with some baardschilferkes from Saenens
beard! Yuck i thought, but what the hell, sex was my goal!
So i hopped in my car, and drove from the GB to the Rega, wasting some old
ladies and stupid bikers on the streets, doch dit volledig ter zijde...when i
arrived there, i noticed some smoke comming out of the building! I ran inside
and noticed that thorax had set Saenens beard on fire!! Oh no, i must save it!
Who would have ever thought that i would be savind saenens beard, to have sex
with the most beautifull girl on earth.
So i took a fireexthinguiseror something, a fokking brandblusser : and
started putting out the fire. Thorax went crazy, cous he though i wanted to
fuck saenen! But thorax was wrong so i shuved the brandblusser up his ass...
which he loved, by the way, doch dit volledig ter zijde :
Saenen asked me: what can i do to help you, you saved my cool beard, ill be
eternally greatfull!
I : You better be greatfull, you slut!
Saenen: Oh thank you my beard is saved, what can i do to thank you?
I : Well, you could give me some of you spare schilferkes...
Saenen: Hmm, ok!
So i got out of that stinking building with the milk and the Schilferkes, and
went back to the babe.
She was still sitting there, looking hot and horny, and when she saw me, she
started rubbing here hands between here legs , and with the most horny voice
one could have ever dreamt of, she said:Sjans dak twei pataate in maein
preuit hem stekke, want annezer lag er na ne plas unner daine stuul!
I went like: wow baby, that was the most intelligent statement i have ever
heard in my entire life!
She said: you only have to do one thing!
Whats that?, i asked her.
well, Im going to change you into a spider, and then youll have to crawl
down a 34 story high building
I can do that
-PLOEF-
And i was turned into a spider, crawling down a building...
Everything went great, until the last 10 meters.
Then suddenly i couldnt produce any more spinnedraad, so i tried harder,
and harder, and harder, until suddenly...
Tim, wakker worden jongen, je heb zojuist in je bed gekakt!
Words of a certain doctor k-os, whos name we wont mention:
TD, you gotta join fucklittleteensvirginpussyuntilitbleeds, because i got
a lot of connexions there
TD:
Thanks but now thanks, i got ATB to amuse myself with!