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bringing bad art with weird attitude
* Penetration *
Hi, this is the zero issue of bump and I am sad to have you reading this. Do
you know why ?! CUZ THE SCENE IS DEAD. HAHAHAHHA. We also love cliches.
I dont expect you to have fun reading this or even think it was a good idea ofthat bastard called enzo to create this stinkn piece of shit he claims to be ane-mag. You dont pay my bills, so if you kept reading this you are as stupid as
I was while writting it.
I dont give a damn to fucking english grammar, cuz im not american or british
or australian. Im brazilian and we spit on each others face to commnunicate around here, its easier than using a civilizied language.
Enjoy the bump intercourse!
* Copulation *
Real Life sucks
Man, i just realized real life really sucks....I mean it, but i dont want you
to suicide or something, unless you are not a chick HOT ... HEY, IM JOKING!!
Do you still there ?! Right, considering you are not dead now, i may continue...Real life is even worst than an ansi artists scene carreer. You may be wondering how can it be possibly ? Lemme demonstrate it....
You need... social expectations You need... your group expectations
to have sex daily to release once a month
to have a decent job or never if you want too
to have multiple women to stay 24h a day idleing on iRC
to be the best in sports
to tell the best jokes
to make 1,000,000 a year
to dress like ppl in hollywood
to like MTV music
to have a gf or various
to drive a ferrari
to talk like a rapper to your friends
to talk like a gentleman to your boss
to fuck your gf as a sex machine
to call her the next day
to have ben afflecks haircut
*to buy 300kgs of marijuana
sorry, this item is from my shopping
list. It wasnt supposed to be here
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As you can see, being an ansi artist is the best way to avoid responsabilities.Apply for an ansi group today and quit being a loser in your failed real life.
*** ADVERTISEMENT ***
YOU CAN BE AN ANSI GOD TOO
Are you tired of all those sleepless nights drawing ansis to get some scene recognition ?
The best comment about some of your ansis was nice ?
Ever dreamed of having your nick initials as famous as ld! and tt ?
ANSI ADVENTURES Co. HAS A SOLUTION THE SOLUTION YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!
With our 100 garanteed method, you can be an ANSI GOD too. Artists like Fever,Catch22 and Avg learned with us. See their real life testimony...
* Aaron Freak aka. Fever:
Man, before ANSI ADVENTURE Co. my life was so boring, my ansi skills sucked a
d I couldnt have any erection. I followed their method and everything changed,
even my ansi skills improved, I couldnt believe it. I draw like 10 200liners a
week now and everybody looks at it and say: WOA, YOU ROCK! But i still cant
have any erection. Thanks ANSI ADVENTURE Co.!
* Bill Bacony aka. Catch22:
ANSI ADVENTURE Co. is everything I ever dreamed about, even my skin is better now. Doesnt matter many hours you draw, you will never be a TOP GUN without ANSIADVENTURE Co. and its original - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - ! I love you ANSI
ADVENTURE Co. from the bottom of my heart!!!!
* Ivanisevic Croasevic aka. Avg:
Yes, it worked for me. After I escaped from Croatia I had nothing left to rebuild my life, so i saw an ANSI ADVENTURE Co. advertisement on the newspaper and...tears.... Im so happy... tears again... My boyfriend loves me and my ansi
art and thats what life is about. ANSI ADVENTURE Co. taught me everything, cantlive without it.
Not convinced ?! WE GARANTEE YOU CAN JOIN ANY GROUP YOU WANT AFTER OUR 10 DAYS
TRIAL WITH OUR - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - ! Sign up now and win a CD with 100
gigabytes of ansis by the best scene artists, so you can rip em to cheat your
friends while you dont join our - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - !
Find more information about us in the nearest grocery store or call us at:
**** 1-800-I-WANT-TO-BE-AN-ANSI-GOD-TOO ****
If you call now, you also get the first lesson of our NEW - ASCII DRAWING METHOD tm - for only 9,99. Dont waste your time, stay with ANSI ADVENTURE Co.!
*** END OF ADVERTISEMENT ***
We are ridiculous
Im ridiculous and I know that, but you are aswell. Cmon, you cant deny it.
I can see the way you avoid looking at chicks when they are coming and how you
only look when they cant see you are looking. I can see your enthusiasm when
you see a Matrix II the movie propaganda on TV. I can see the way you brush
your teeth faster only to join your fav IRC channel earlier. I can see the way
you masturbate and clean up all that sperm with an old t-shirt. I can see the
way you look at your best friends gf but he cant, what a loser. I can see the way you smile when you get the newest copy of the QUAKE series. I can see the
way you give up changing the TV channel cuz the remotes batteries are over.
I can see the way you feed your dog with that stinkin food. I can see the way
you lie about yourself. You are so ridiculous that make me look smarter.
* HALL OF FAME *
This is a very special place where Im gonna be adding someone on each bump syou are an idiot sorry, i was writting with black on black by mistake. Like
I mentioned, this is a special place for special ppl of the art scene. As first
invited to our HALL OF FAME we have:
*** caphood *** awarded in bump 000
This guys has all the oldschool style someone needs to be respected in the art
scene. Besides being an expert playing the fiddle, hes also the first sysop of
all ages, being around since 1965 with his beloved board Piranha. Thats why
we pay tribute for him.
According to the HALL OF FAME rules, the honoured of each issue has to give something to illustrate our nice HALL OF FAME GALLERY...
caphoods moustache
* Ending before starting *
Guess what ?! Im sure nobody is reading this, cuz nobody would be stupid enoughto read this entire file... Oh, well. Im gonna watch TV and complain about the
taxes as usual. GET A LIFE, DUMBASS!!!!
- enzo ayres2002@hotmail.com
bringing bad art with weird attitude
* Penetration *
Hi, this is the zero issue of bump and I am sad to have you reading this. Do
you know why ?! CUZ THE SCENE IS DEAD. HAHAHAHHA. We also love cliches.
I dont expect you to have fun reading this or even think it was a good idea ofthat bastard called enzo to create this stinkn piece of shit he claims to be ane-mag. You dont pay my bills, so if you kept reading this you are as stupid as
I was while writting it.
I dont give a damn to fucking english grammar, cuz im not american or british
or australian. Im brazilian and we spit on each others face to commnunicate around here, its easier than using a civilizied language.
Enjoy the bump intercourse!
* Copulation *
Real Life sucks
Man, i just realized real life really sucks....I mean it, but i dont want you
to suicide or something, unless you are not a chick HOT ... HEY, IM JOKING!!
Do you still there ?! Right, considering you are not dead now, i may continue...Real life is even worst than an ansi artists scene carreer. You may be wondering how can it be possibly ? Lemme demonstrate it....
You need... social expectations You need... your group expectations
to have sex daily to release once a month
to have a decent job or never if you want too
to have multiple women to stay 24h a day idleing on iRC
to be the best in sports
to tell the best jokes
to make 1,000,000 a year
to dress like ppl in hollywood
to like MTV music
to have a gf or various
to drive a ferrari
to talk like a rapper to your friends
to talk like a gentleman to your boss
to fuck your gf as a sex machine
to call her the next day
to have ben afflecks haircut
*to buy 300kgs of marijuana
sorry, this item is from my shopping
list. It wasnt supposed to be here
--------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------TOTAL 15 TOTAL 02
As you can see, being an ansi artist is the best way to avoid responsabilities.Apply for an ansi group today and quit being a loser in your failed real life.
*** ADVERTISEMENT ***
YOU CAN BE AN ANSI GOD TOO
Are you tired of all those sleepless nights drawing ansis to get some scene recognition ?
The best comment about some of your ansis was nice ?
Ever dreamed of having your nick initials as famous as ld! and tt ?
ANSI ADVENTURES Co. HAS A SOLUTION THE SOLUTION YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!
With our 100 garanteed method, you can be an ANSI GOD too. Artists like Fever,Catch22 and Avg learned with us. See their real life testimony...
* Aaron Freak aka. Fever:
Man, before ANSI ADVENTURE Co. my life was so boring, my ansi skills sucked a
d I couldnt have any erection. I followed their method and everything changed,
even my ansi skills improved, I couldnt believe it. I draw like 10 200liners a
week now and everybody looks at it and say: WOA, YOU ROCK! But i still cant
have any erection. Thanks ANSI ADVENTURE Co.!
* Bill Bacony aka. Catch22:
ANSI ADVENTURE Co. is everything I ever dreamed about, even my skin is better now. Doesnt matter many hours you draw, you will never be a TOP GUN without ANSIADVENTURE Co. and its original - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - ! I love you ANSI
ADVENTURE Co. from the bottom of my heart!!!!
* Ivanisevic Croasevic aka. Avg:
Yes, it worked for me. After I escaped from Croatia I had nothing left to rebuild my life, so i saw an ANSI ADVENTURE Co. advertisement on the newspaper and...tears.... Im so happy... tears again... My boyfriend loves me and my ansi
art and thats what life is about. ANSI ADVENTURE Co. taught me everything, cantlive without it.
Not convinced ?! WE GARANTEE YOU CAN JOIN ANY GROUP YOU WANT AFTER OUR 10 DAYS
TRIAL WITH OUR - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - ! Sign up now and win a CD with 100
gigabytes of ansis by the best scene artists, so you can rip em to cheat your
friends while you dont join our - ANSI DRAWING METHOD tm - !
Find more information about us in the nearest grocery store or call us at:
**** 1-800-I-WANT-TO-BE-AN-ANSI-GOD-TOO ****
If you call now, you also get the first lesson of our NEW - ASCII DRAWING METHOD tm - for only 9,99. Dont waste your time, stay with ANSI ADVENTURE Co.!
*** END OF ADVERTISEMENT ***
We are ridiculous
Im ridiculous and I know that, but you are aswell. Cmon, you cant deny it.
I can see the way you avoid looking at chicks when they are coming and how you
only look when they cant see you are looking. I can see your enthusiasm when
you see a Matrix II the movie propaganda on TV. I can see the way you brush
your teeth faster only to join your fav IRC channel earlier. I can see the way
you masturbate and clean up all that sperm with an old t-shirt. I can see the
way you look at your best friends gf but he cant, what a loser. I can see the way you smile when you get the newest copy of the QUAKE series. I can see the
way you give up changing the TV channel cuz the remotes batteries are over.
I can see the way you feed your dog with that stinkin food. I can see the way
you lie about yourself. You are so ridiculous that make me look smarter.
* HALL OF FAME *
This is a very special place where Im gonna be adding someone on each bump syou are an idiot sorry, i was writting with black on black by mistake. Like
I mentioned, this is a special place for special ppl of the art scene. As first
invited to our HALL OF FAME we have:
*** caphood *** awarded in bump 000
This guys has all the oldschool style someone needs to be respected in the art
scene. Besides being an expert playing the fiddle, hes also the first sysop of
all ages, being around since 1965 with his beloved board Piranha. Thats why
we pay tribute for him.
According to the HALL OF FAME rules, the honoured of each issue has to give something to illustrate our nice HALL OF FAME GALLERY...
caphoods moustache
* Ending before starting *
Guess what ?! Im sure nobody is reading this, cuz nobody would be stupid enoughto read this entire file... Oh, well. Im gonna watch TV and complain about the
taxes as usual. GET A LIFE, DUMBASS!!!!
- enzo ayres2002@hotmail.com
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