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piccasso alien encounter desert, or for the intelligence deprived,
PICASSO is having an ALIEN ENCOUNTER in a DESERT
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2 To prove alien existance
3 To paint a masterpiece of what aliens really looked like.
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he stayed up all night preying that he would know what they looked like, for th
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Picasso - If i find out what aliens look like, ill like, uh, do something,
yeah. So please tell me what they look lik...
and at that moment he was knocked unconsious, floating away in a state of
voicelessness, and suddenly picasso met a creature that he thought could
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so picasso asked the alien guy, so man, how did you know i was calling you?
and the alien guy replied- i am really god, i know everything.
picasso was so amazed .. he then asked the alien guy - i want to paint a master piece of you naked. In the desert, yeah.
and the alien guy said okay, because tAG knew if he drew a picture of him, that
the alien guy would get control of his soul. tag stands for the alien guy..
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so then piccasso had accomplished 3 of his goals, and just as he had finished
his goals a TV show came out called STAR TREK. And the goal of that show was
to boldly go where no man has ever gone before. And the main character looked
EXACTLY like picasso. So he journeyed to the desert and started preying to god
the alien guy to change his look. His new look was to be bold, bald, and
heroic.
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gasp, he yelled, i look like fucking jean luc picard
So he decided to go back to one of his original goals of painting pictures,
heres a few of his, his picture of a flower bush, and next is a picture of
a twisted logo, gasp!, so bye bye from a little group called twisted, well,
2 members of it anyways, hope you enjoyed this little thing. stupid story.
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