We used to hate people, now we just make fun of them... /
: -Nicole Blackman KMFDM
. DOGMA off of XTORT .
/ ...Its more effective that way.
Mark Ryder of MoSoul was so entheusiastic after seeing a couple of
Hiro Protagonists collies, that he just HAD to tell everyone how
. cool we actually were. Read his heartfelt praise!
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C L E A N of ascii-shit/wanna-be/lame/ripper/lowquality collections t
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ascii crew has started. or maybe it isnt new, its just old but too lame a
to remember? that certainly would explain a lot. who am I talking about ? s
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WU-TIGER.TXT WU-FDTD.TXT a
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download those for a quick introduction to the DAMN!!, IVE SEEN MOST OF d
THESE STYLES BEFORE! experience. whatr they called ... wu-trank? w h y l
not call it WU-WANKER? thats what it is. a bunch of WANKERS who think it y
is cool to be ripping people off. dammit, is it so cool to rip people off d
like certain AZKINESS and SAVE OUR SOULS members have done? are t h e y e
the role-models for the future generation of ascii wanna-bes? then we e
surely all are fucked. hm, did PIONEER DESIGN have some ripper too? cant d
say I remember, but is that really a problem? it sucks like t h e rest of z
the mentioned groups so why not auto-nuke it? d
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IF I HAD AN AUTO-NUKE SCRIPT s
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PD?.TXT AZK?.TXT WU?.TXT SOS?.TXT a
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ID N U K E E M ALL d
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now I can say no more because I havnt downloaded much since last. all I y
know is that what HAS sucked, STILL sucks and that the future looks like d
the bottom of a sheep after mr.farmer has had his way with it. to put it e
in another way, its fucked. e
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FUCK SAVE OUR SOULS! FUCK PIONEER DESIGN! FUCK WU-TRANK! FUCK AZKINESS! z
*--------------you thought this colly would be opinion-free? what a shame-* !
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Mark Ryder, Youre living in a state of denial and rage motherfucker!
In other words, look through my colly, my reply to your praise is at the end!
Anyone else interested in k-rad ascii bickering can read my reply also!
Its a crack!...
Im back!...
Yeah Im standing on the rooftops shouting out
Baby Im ready to go!
Im back and ready to go!
./ / ./ / ./ wH0!tK
: : tRANK!aSCII.cOLLY.sQUAD : :
: : aCkCarnifexDeepEnigmaticFahrenheitFear : :
: : Hiro ProtagonistLord NitroMisfitOmicronTripWhodini : :
.IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR TRANK MEMBERS AT THE END OF THIS FILE.
presents...
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
In a row?
// wk!/sOS // : // /
/ : : - w h o d i n i ! /
Theres nothing wrong with fucking a dead guy...
My moms been fuckn a dead guy for 40 years...
We call him Dad.
an ascii colly called...
cG//
: eD :
: dASTARDLY dEEDZ . :
One more day on a roller coaster
If I scream they spin me faster
+---./-:: ::..--hP!----+
: I never realized how hard it is to write an intro. Even though Ive :
: written a few of them, this one seems to be the hardest ever. Probably :
: because this is my biggest colly as of yet, and its hard to put something :
: down that gives this colly the respect it deserves. So I wont try to :
: put any dazzling intro information here. I just want to tell everyone that :
: Trank!Ascii is growing, and were having a fun time doing it. Releasing :
: independent collies is very new to the PC scene, and I am glad people are :
: taking the time to spread the collies like they do other packs. The name :
: of this colly, Dastardly Deedz, is a catchy phrase I thought of that :
: explains a small portion of my life. Although I dont .-. :
: recommend my lifestyle to anyone, I think its important /.:: ::. :
: that the name of the colly reflects the artists ..: :::. :
: personality. Have fun looking at the colly. I : ::: . :
: hope you like it. Whodini/Trank!Ascii / : ::: / :
:astardly deedz dastardly deedz dastardly deedz dastardly deedz dastardly deed:
Your T-Shirt,
Dish Dirt,
You always love the one you hurt!
. /fAh!/tRANK / .
001: Seven Eleven Lord Nitro/Trank
002: Antons Corner Anton the Pimp
. 003: Acetone Misfit/Trank .
004: Aphid Cesspool/Aphid
005: Another Step Rasta/EpsilonDesign
006: Awards 96 Fractal/Trank Leave Work
. 007: Bleak DS/CiA .
008: Cannibal Cannibal/Trank
009: Corwin of Amber ???
010: CON ???
. 011: Corlean ??? Happy Hour
012: CyberGod CyberGod/EpsilonDesign .
013: Dimension X Secret Agent Man/OiL
014: E.Coli Prong
015: Extreme Dimensions ???
d 016: Enigmatic Enigmatic/Trank Too Drunk
017: Epsilon Design Any Member .
a 018: Eurotrash Ewheat/Trank
019: Fatal Fatal/EpsilonDesign
s 020: Gas Chamber The Silent Killer
021: HYBRID File Description The Calibre By Far
t 022: Infinet Confusion ??? .
023: Introduction Hiro Protagonist/Trank
a 024: Legion ???
025: Lord Nitrogen Lord Nitro/Trank
r 026: Malice ??? Bus full
027: Mindless Misfit/Mindless .
d 028: Misfit Misfit/Mindless
029: Modemland Hiro Protagonist/Trank
l 030: Omicron Omicron/Trank
031: Rasta Rasta/EpsilonDesign Waterloo
y 032: SnowB SnowB .
033: Solace ???
d 034: Stats Nevarre
035: SystemX Flygu
e 036: The Ascii Colly Called Anyone Fall Asleep
037: The Dunes Deep/Trank .
e 038: Tis! ???
039: Trank File Description Fear/Trank
e 040: The Process Menu Wizy
041: The Specialist BBS Gunda On the Tube
d 042: Whale Misfit/Mindless .
043: Wise-K Wise-K/sOs
z 044: Wu-Trank Fahrenheit/Trank :
From the rooftops shout it out!
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Seven Eleven For: Lord Nitrogen /
/. /. //. /. wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Antons Corner For: Anton the Pimp /
. . ANTONS CORNER .
: . / wH0 . /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Acetone For: Misfit/Trank /
// /. / /.wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Aphid For: Cesspool/Aphid /
: wH0 :
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Another Step For: Rasta/ED /
/ / / Another Step
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Awards 96 For: Fractal/Trank /
wH0 .
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Bleak For: DS/CiA /
.: bleak
. : sysop: dScIA /
/wH0 . .
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Cannibal For: Cannibal/Trank /
Cannibal/Trank!Ascii // /
wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Corwin of Amber For: ???? /
/ wH0 /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: CON For: ??? /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Corlean For: ??? /
/ wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Cybergod For: Cybergod/ED /
: / /. /. wH0 :
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Dimension X For: Secret Agent Man/OIL /
/ wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: E.Coli For: Prong /
wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Extreme Dimensions For: ??? /
:: / EXTREME DIMENSIONS / ::
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Enigmatic For: Enigmatic/Trank /
wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Epsilon Design For: Epsilon Design /
wH0 / / / . .
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Eurotrash For: Ewheat/Trank /
//wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Fatal For: Fatal/ED /
. wH0 /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Gas Chamber For: TSK /
:...:.. ...... ..... ......... ... / wH0 ....... ..... ........ .:
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Hybrid FILEID For: The Calibre /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Infinet Confusion For: ??? /
... /wH0 : : :
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Introduction For: Hiro Protagonist/Trank /
/ /. introduction /
: wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Legion For: ??? /
/. /wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Lord Nitrogen For: Lord Nitrogen/Trank /
// wH0 ::.
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Malice For: ??? /
/ wHO :
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Mindless For: Misfit/Mindless /
/ wH0 /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Misfit For: Misfit/Mindless /
/ wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Modemland For: Hiro Protagonist/Trank /
: / . wH0 /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Omicron For: Omicron/Trank /
... /wH0 ...
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Rasta For: Rasta/ED /
. // / wH0 .
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: SnowB For: SnowB /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Solace For: ??? /
wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Stats For: Nevarre /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: SystemX For: Flygu /
systemX /wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: The Ascii Colly Called For: Anyone /
:/ / /. /.. THE :
: // ASCII :/
:/ .. COLLY :
: . /.. . . . CALLED :/
:......wH0............... /. .:
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: The Dunes For: Deep/Trank /
/ . The Dunes
. /wH0
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Tis! For: ??? /
+------+ / / / tis!
wH0/
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Trank FILEID For: Fear/Trank /
: tRANK!aSCII pRESENTS :
fEAR iN hIS tRANK dEBUT:
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: The Process Menu For: Wizy /
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: The Specialist BBS For: Gunda /
/ wH0 .
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Whale For: Misfit/Whale /
/wH0 / wHALE!aSCII
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Wise-K For: Wise-K/Sos /
/ /wH0 /
. wISE-k/sOs
omi
+--/---- dastardly --- -- deedz -------/--+
Title: Wu-Trank For: Fahrenheit/Trank /
: /wH0 .. . . .
This colly is dedicated to a great man,
me.
o
/ /. this is impotant infro!
./ / read it or suffer the quences!
wH0!tK
. . / / wu-wankers.. err.
/ / tRANK!aSCII
Ok, in the last month trank has gone through many changes. Im going to try
and list them, including as much info as possible for alot of people who
need it.
1. CHANGES: Kaleidas runs the pack division, I run the colly division. Dont
bug me about the pack, because it wont do any good. Kal handles newskool
apps, i handle oldskool apps. it is as it should be.
2. COLLY DIVISION: all collies must start with tk-, not tk!-, not wu-, but
tk-. All collies must have FILEIDs Titles. Thats about it. Not
hard rules. Send them to Hiro P or I and well make sure the colly gets
put in the pack. There is no minimum work requirement, but try to make
sure i hear from you every 3-4 months so I dont take you off the member
list.
3. PACK DIVISION: do not ask me the rules. all i know is you mail your work
and shit to kaleidas@linex.com. Might as well not send apps, you can only
get in trank if we know you.
4. RIPPING RULES: Anyone caught ripping gets booted from trank and never to be
heard of again! The final judge on wether a style is ripped or not is
either a they guy it is supposedly ripped from and b Hiro Protagonist
or I.
5. EMAIL: My whodini@epit.ganet.net is dead. epit.ganet.net is dead.
ganet.net is dead. and im working on making .net. dead also.
6. CANUCKS: Making fun of eskimos is only allowed by Trank senior members.
Making fun of Virago is only allowed by Ewheat, Chex, I.
Making fun of Trank is only allowed if it is done by me.
The consequnces are very strict on this one, because Virago
can kick your ass bigtime! .
and Holly wouldnt be so tragic
When everybody trips the light fantastic
In Hollywood!
/ : : : H2o!
// nO sPECIAL oRDER! / :
FahrenheitHiro ProtagonistOmicronCypherHexKaleidas
DeepEnigmaticLord NitrogenFearEwheatMisfit/TrankSpear
PoskgubbeFungusCesspoolBaserWise-kCyberGodRastaMisfit/ML
H2oTripWizyTinyZShockGCyberKidViragoTMDaisyRemorse
Thats not half as embaressing as how my cousin died
Howd he die?
Broke his neck.
So what?
He broke it trying to suck his own dick.
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-.. ... ... . Credts . ... ... ..- //
. Introduction... Nuke This Shit Text Mark Ryder/MoSoul
tKa Logo Whodini/Trank :
d Beginning Whodini Logo Wise-K/sOs .
Dastardly Deedz Logo CyberGod/EpsilonDesign
a Introduction Logo Hiro Protagonist/Trank
Index Logo Fahrenheit/Trank
Body... DD Header Omicron/Trank
t
Conclusion... Credits Logo Rasta/EpsilonDesign
a Greets Logo H2o!/Contra
FILEID.DIZ Fatal/EpsilonDesign
r
Music Support... Republica Republica
d Lush Hipocrate
KMFDM NIHIL
l ANGST
XTORT
y Tool Undertow
Rancid ... And out come the wolves
d Nas Illmatic
Ice Cube The Predator
e A Tribe Called Quest Low End Theory
Midnight Marauder
e The Cure Wild Mood Swings
Wish
d Violette Femmes Violette Femmes
Electric Hellfire Club Kiss the Goat
z Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children
Portraits of...
. Curtis Mayfield Sdtrk. to Superfly
Quotes... .
Lyrics off of Republica .
Lyrics off of KMFDM/XTORT
the movie Clerks
Here it comes...
My reply to Mark Ryder!
GET READY!
HERE IT IS!
Made you look! No childess bickering here! That would ruin my elite ass
colly! HI MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I would like an explanation on how
you know what a sheeps ass looks like after a farmer has his way with it!
o .
@BEGINFILEID.DIZ ..
TRANK presents Whodinis colly
/astardly /eedz
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