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: ..presents an ascii colly called..
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: rESERVOIR dOGS! / / .
: 10-24-95 bY hIRO pROTAGONIST / :
What happens if the manager wont give you the diamonds?
When youre dealing with a store like this theyre insured up the ass. Theyre
not supposed to give you any resistance what so ever. If you get a customer,
or an employee who thinks hes Charles Bronson take the butt of your gun and
smash their nose in. Drops them right to the floor. Everyone jumps. He falls
down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out, nobody
says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but
give her a look like youre gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut
the fuck up. Now if its the manager, thats a different story. The managers
know better than to fuck around. So if you get one thats giving you static he
probably thinks hes a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in
two. If you wanna know something he wont tell yah, cut off one of his
fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb is next. After that hell
tell you if he wears ladies underwear. Im hungry, lets get a taco.
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o1 - Ascii Detected o2 - Ansi Detected
o3 - Matrix Menu o4 - Logon
o5 - NUP o6 - New User
o7 - Main Menu o8 - Logoff
o9 - Goodbye 1o - Leech
11 - Download 12 - Upload
13 - SysOp is Here!
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ANSIo2
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MATRIXo3
:hP!/ / / / / // / // / mATRIXmENU :
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: L Logon to BBS
: A Apply as a Newuser
: G Logoff Matrix
LOGONo4
:hP!/ / / / / / / / / / lOGONtOtHEbBS :
NUPo5
:hP!/ / / / / / eNTERtHEnEWuSERpASSWORD :
NEWUSERo6
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MAIN MENUo7
:hP!/ / / / / / / / / @BBSNAME@MainMenu :
X Command Name X Command Name
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LOGOFFo8
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Now go call one of these quality boards! // .:
BBS NAME +1-XXX-XXX-XXXX SysOp: XXXXXXXXX NUP: XXXXX .
BBS NAME +XX-XXX-XXXX-XXXX SysOp: XXXXXXXXX NUP: XXXXX .
BBS NAME +1-XXX-XXX-XXXX SysOp: XXXXXXXXX NUP: XXXXX .
GOODBYEo9
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LEECH1o
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DOWNLOAD11
:hP!/ / / / / / / / / / dOWNLOAD :
UPLOAD12
:hP!/ / / / / / / / / / / uPLOAD :
SYSOP13
:hP! / / / / / / / cHATmODEoN :
.. is here!
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All work in this colly was by Hiro Protagonist except:
kATHARSIS!aSCII Logo by tINYZkTS
Credits Logo by rAPIDfAITH
ModemLand Advert by dON cROCEtRANK
..and of course..
The Taco Speech by Quentin Tarantino
Inspiration for this ascii colly provided by:
Stef and all the raSta gRrls
Canadian Club 10 year aged Whiskey
Primo British Columbia Weed
Greets fly out to:
WhodinitRANK!/DiablohONEY/QenhONEY/GozzhONEY/TinyzkTS
RapidfAITH/Don CrocetRANK!/Kerosene??/Cypher HextRANK!
amigascne / trank / acid / warez5
Release Notes:
Originally I had intended this colly to be a much larger example of
my work, but since my keyboard is dying and Im busy with alot of
non-scene activities these days I decided just to bundle up what I
had and release it as is. These asciis were created for you.. feel
free to use them any way you see fit, all I ask is that you dont
remove my hP! signature. Thanks for viewing..
..if you want to get ahold of me call..
or if you just want to leech from canadas largest selection of ascii collies
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..or I can be reached via internet email at quadp@peace.wit.com..
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