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PC text... edit.com with no afs, and in the USUAL 24 x 80 shiznitz......
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You wanna antagonize me?
Antagonize me Mother Fucker
Get in the ring mother fucker
And Ill kick your bitchy little ass
Punk.
-G Fn R
// it was the mid 80s.......
and all music
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t z e e n t c h - n u m b e r o n e s e r i a l
a senior member of
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and a life long member of
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the pez brotherhood:. // //
/://.....: nightrain : blazemore : zippy : regulator :
: deathrai : suixide : tzeentch : k-spiff : eyeball :
l mephitopheles : joe babison : tank : goro : nightspot :
pez - friends after multiple cons and getting kicked out of just about
every mall here in Houston, we still kick some ass. Art-wise we are
dead, mostly because of nt and d haveing to go to court, but otherwise
well kick your ass.
brings it all back in a NEW SCHOOL colly entitled:
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Dont even try to deny it, you know you listened to it...
for you alterna-trendies who forgot what cock rock was, it
was the music of the 80s where pop and rock clashed, bringing
rock, make-up, gallons of hair-spray, and no talent together.
Examples of cock bands, or hair bands, are Poison, Motley Crue,
twisted sister, Dio, Guns N Roses some, Great White,
Cinderella, and Skid Row. I freely admit I listened to them,
and still do occasionally when I find all my tapes from back
then. A lot of the music was actually good, but the overall scene
died with the enterance of the Seattle scene. So now just sit back,
preferably with some great Poison : look what the cat dragged in
playing, and enjoy my ascii...
for requests, threats, bombings, e-mail:
tzeentch@pdq.net
and while youre at it, check out my page:
http://subspace-rift.dorm.utexas.edu/tzeentch
//- Why did I say an old-school colly earlier? because the
rest of the ascii scene has it all backwards. What they call
new-school is actually old-school and visa versa. Why do I say
this? because Lewis Caroll drew ascii in the 1800s when he wrote
Alice in Wonderland. I shit you not... just check out towards the
beginning when you read the mouse/rats tail. He writes it out, but
in the shape of a tail. THAT, my friend, was the first ascii, which
is closest to what is called new-school today. Therefore, it is old,
and hence old-school.
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music : its great, and I listen to a damn . . lot of it... this is
/ a list of what I listened to as I worked out this colly here.
type O negative, liz phair, matchbox 20, dream theater, a lot of cock
rock tapes, dinosaur jr., the lost highway soundtrack, the suspects,
mu330, gravity kills, the cure, joy division, pink floyd, the
violent femmes And of course a whole lot more cock-rock.
brag : all 135 of my cds are always being rotated in my disc-changer,
so I listen to too many of them... woohooo
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: sargon : blazemore : computerman : exar kun : squish :
: zodiac : suixide : nightrain : k-spiff : meatpod :
: pyhrrus : mjay : ohseven : kresile : blindman : tk :
: phyrebrand : jim : regulator : drax : markgoh : zippy :
: c4nn : serial2n : d2rn : blkjack : lord nitrogen :
: pariah : tango : axb : eyeball : baphomet : nosanity :
: Pt : phobiuh : sagramore : mach 1 : phophet- :
: and special greets to those contributing art to this here colly...
-EYEball index ascii, orig was colored, but I had to un it
-Tango tzeentch logo, the other srl head of old-school ascii
-Blindman cock rock logo
-baphomet music header and greets header
-Squish ascii divider not one that is a damn page though...
EVERYTHING else is pure tzeentch ascii
Have you ever slept in school so:much that you got morning breath?
SKANK ON EXAR KUN, RAP SUCKS
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Reach down your hand in you pocket now,
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ok, exar and I sat down to do a joint...
exar-whoa! i cant read a letter, only the a
tzeentch heh
tzeentch you should see some of my other stuff...
*blabber removed*
exar- seriously, where are the other letters?
tzeentch ang
tzeentch s
tzeentch t
this was my first peice of shit ascii.... the a sucks, so I was hoping
exar could fix the whole thing and make it better.......
its what exar was talking about above
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uymmmm, redo the a becuase it sucks... and umm,m fuck with it
a lot... argh...
exar- can i do the starting one? no offense,
but yours is too hard for me to follow
tzeentch I understand... go for it...
in the end this came out...
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There must be the third and last dance,
This one will last forever.
Love is the dance of Eternity
-Dream Theater Metropolis Part
One : the miracle and the sleeper
some words
wow, now that was a whole lot of ascii. The greets have already been
made previously, so they are not here. If you are reading this, than
you are a cool guy... Right now I am eating a Cherry Coke lolly-pop
thingy-thing. Props out to serial, ascii, ansi, and the greatest
IRC channel, mmmbop. Im pretty tired of ascii collies for now, so
Ill do individual reqs and vintage, but collies are kinda out of the
question now. Serial ascii will own you and kick your ass, which you
already know--- so sceck it.
Idnt it great how much school you can skip during finals week. Heck,
I went out to eat, and my teacher told me to bring her back a Frosty a
shake for you Wendys illiterate people. Crazy stuff happens man, so
be ready to make a stupid pun when it does. Also, sheck the rest of my
collies, caffiene, substance not that one, it sucks, Beauty lies in
the eyes, and I dont give a fuck.
The biggest fucking props go out to my local friends and our little
group pez. We may get another pack out, but it depends on the court
case with Nightrain and deathrai.
Im out fer now... so remember :Its Ok to kill your Idols, just
pretend you have no rivals...
-Holeyea, the Courtney Love thing
Carpe Diem,
+tzeentch tn:srlSSpez
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