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>>> satire ascii emergency. collection number one.

ahh, so here we are. pack number one, it's been a long, treacherous journey
to this pack, filled with (yes it sounds cheesy, but) betrayal.  Many members
have decided to take my nice manner at accepting new artists, that, they just
couldn't wait to FUCK ME STRAIGHT UP THE ASS when they got an offer from a
'bigger' group. well, to them i say, FUCK YOU. but i won't mention any names.

okay i'll mention lord reaper, but that's the only one, there's more.

FUCK YOU LORD REAPER.

<ahem>, now that that's over with, we can get on with the group news.  us here
at satire ascii emergency are mainly about friendship.  if you aren't going to
be an all-around cool person to each and every single person in the group, you
are not welcome here.  i have had no problems at all with any of the people in
the group, and at this point, consider ALL of them my friends, including all of
the guests.  regardless of your "eliteness" or if you are a "good" ascii artist,if yer gonna be an asshole, YOU CAN PULL MY PENIS. i will not stand for the
bullshit that kills the scene.

wow, this has been a very negative info file, but i had to say those things,
it's very important that people get that straight about satire.

>> about the name

sat|ire (sat'ïr), n, 1 the use of mockery, irony, or wit to attack or ridicule
something, such as a habit, idea, or custom that is, or is considered to be,
foolish or wrong.

DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE THINK, THIS DOES NOT MEAN THIS GROUP IS A BIG JOKE.

jesus, so many people have considered us to be some one-pack joke group based onthe name. get it straight.

anyways, the name means we're here to shout a big 'fuck you' to all the assholesthat kill this scene. i guess in a way we are a 'joke', because we decided not
to follow the same guidelines as alot of artists and groups do.  and some of
that mockery can be shown in some of the art contained within this pack.

>> how do i get ahold of you?

if you want to get ahold of satire, contact any of the seniors on irc, or email
the following ::

anarchist >> anarchist88@hotmail.com
insight   >> insight@primenet.com

me and insight talk everyday, we live in the same ac and everything, and are
personal friends, so we basically run most of the group. contacting one of thosetwo addresses will get you the best results.

>> what if i wanna join?

do any of the above, and just ask about joining. then just do what we tell ya to:>  which will probably consist of just a sample of your work. and a couple
questions.  don't worry, we don't bite (err, insight might ..)

>> i'm sick of listening to you.

yah and i'm sick of typing .. so i pass the mic to --> mCee`kaes.

one last thing .. werd to insight, werd to the whole satire crew, werd to the
81 crew, especially ack and necrom, werd to cain.  werd to revolve, werd to
paradox. werd all the satire boys.

[end anarchist]

[open mCee`kaes]

eww..
wow.. its late.. 4:08 am.. wired as hell..
first things first, i cant beleive he used that header. :) i dont like it very
much. but anyways.. if you dont know me, maybe, MAYBE i can refresh your memory.only a select few knew me when i was around..

about a year and a half ago, i was active in the ascii 'scene' .. for the time,
my style, i think was considered good.. i was phallic, of cia ascii. or phCIA asi was known on irc.. i started haws, or back then, fury into ansi drawing, and
he surpased the competition quickly.. then, i beleive, fury, got widowmaker, or
empower, or even sUPAfLY\\ into the scene.  you may think i have only been arounfor like. a few months, but you are wrong.. i was around before fury, before
empower, and kresile.. enough about me, lets talk about the pack..

like anarkzz said. satire is not going to be an 'in and out' group.. satire is
here to stay .. were are not really out to compete with any of the big groups,
we are here to just be a well-organized group, that plans to stick around..
hey, but maybe someday, we could be just as good as remorse or odelay.. but,
who knows what the future holds..

we're not out for any beef either..

as some may know, kresile and i are working on a special project,
"Flow Publications", which i think i might release the first few issues of with
satire, but its just a thought.. anyways, look for Flow`98 when it releases..

my fingers hurt..
hiphop's intangible, mCee`kaesoner..

oh.  peace to kresile.