/\ _\___. /\ .___/_ \ |__ __ _/\_ _______ __| / __ ____ _______ ._\ | /_ ._( /_ ._\ _ \_ ._\ _ \__\ | /_ ._( /_ ._\_ _)___\ _ \_ | _ \| \ \| _ _/_| ( / _ \| \ \| ____/ ( / l___/ \___ \___/ \________/l___/ \___ \_ \ l________/ ©hP! _ __ /______/ /____/ /______/ _________ /______/ /____/_____\ ___ _ _ _____________________ _ _ ________________________ _ Who says only Blackwell can make lists? Here's my reccomends for the month. Hiro's reccomended music for the month: --------------------------------------- KMFDM - XTORT, Nihil, and What Do You Know, Deutcshland? Frontline Assembly - Hard Wired, Plasticity Single, Millenium Intermix - Phase Two Orb - UFOrb DJ BizzùE - Ebonic Alphabet Tribal Mix for Hiro P. Jamiroquai - Travelling Without Moving, Return of the Space Cowboy The Prodigy - Music for the Jilted Generation, Firestarter Single (note: The Progidy's lastest disc has still not been released in North America, just the single, but it's expected this month.. buy the fucking thing and crank the mother) (another note: KMFDM's new cd should be out in June or July, buy it or be lame like Tyler Cranston and listen to some more Alanis, and Sascha promises the video collection is still coming, albiet slowly) Hiro's reccomended consumables for the month: --------------------------------------------- Beer: Guiness or New Castle, from the keg preferably Scotch: Chivas or Dewers Rye: Crown Royal or Canadian Club 12 year aged Vodka: Absolut or Smirnoff Tobacco: Marlboro, Player's Light Smooth, or anything from Cuba Soda: Jones Strawberry Lime, Jones Lemon Lime, or Jones Grape Food: Italian (pasta), Mexican, or Vietnamese Women: Young and Firm Hiro's reccomended fashion for the month: ----------------------------------------- Pants: Khakis or Request Jeans Shirt: Three button 100% cotton henley (any understated color) Jacket: Colorful wind-proof outer shell, or if it's warmer, a pullover Shoes: Suede Vans or any plain oxfords Hair: Short with a center part, one color Facial Hair: None or well trimmed side burns Glasses: Calvin Klein or Brooks Brothers, small oval style Earing(s): Silver hoops, small and simplistic Nosering(s)/Nipplering(s)/Cockring: None Cologne: Escape for Men Accessories: Boy London or Guess watch, some kind of bouncy necklace you bought at a rave, Motorola pager, 100% hemp cap, Rips rolling papers, Swiss Army knife (with scizors), pocket phone book, red box, Trident Winterfresh gum, a couple cds (see reccomended music), a Sony Discman with Bass Boost, and an Eddie Bauer backpack Hiro's reccomended impulse buys for the month: ---------------------------------------------- The Grill Express(tm) The Popeil Pasta Maker(tm) The latest issue of 2600 (even though they have gone down hill) ZPC 3D pc game (the artwork is by Brute, of KMFDM album-cover fame) Mix Man pc game (hey DJ, mix that record) A chinese tea set (I don't even drink tea) Troublemakers issues #1-3 (not a bad little comic either) Boba Fett action figure (original, the new ones are steroid freaks) Some cheap jewelery from the Home Shopping Club (happy b'day Gramma!) 2 Technics SL-1210 DJ Turntables Techno Blaster mixer An Ansil Adams print Hiro's reccomended subjects of study for the month: --------------------------------------------------- Human interaction in an uncomfortable social situation Spontaneous tissue regeneration (aka spontaneous cancer cell rejection) Cellular networking / tracking (how they found OJ for the big chase) The Men In Black and the correlation between MIBs and UFO sitings Hiro's reccomended daily schedule for the month: ------------------------------------------------ Your kitchen, to eat toast, at 3:00 pm. Your living room, to call your friends and plan the day, at 3:15 pm. A nice street, to shop and window browse, at 4:00 pm. A java house, to meet your friends, at 5:30 pm. An affordable restaraunt, for a good meal and conversation, at 7:00 pm. -or- Your house or one of your friend's, same reason, at 7:00 pm. A theatre, to watch a play or movie, at 9:00 pm. -or- Some other form social entertainment, at 9:00 pm. A freeway, for some speed trial driving, at 11:30 pm. A lounge, for drinks, at 12:00 am. Somebody's house, somebody with dank nugs or zoomers, at 2:00 am. A pool hall at 3:00 am. / -or- Someone's living room to watch A rave at 4:30 am. / movies cos you're too stoned to move. A diner, to eat breakfast, at 7:00 am. Your bedroom, to sleep, at 8:00 am. Of course, if you're one of those boring normal people who have to work and all that other shit, this prolly won't work for you. This also will not work if you're a such a boring fuck you have no friends (just go ahead and off yourself and save us the trouble). Hiro's reccomended bets for the NCAA Tournament: ------------------------------------------------ North Carolina vs. Omizona - NC to win, Omizona to beat the spread Kentucky vs. Minnesota - Kentucky to win North Carolina vs. Kentucky - NC to win (note: predictions made before the Final Four weekend) After Omizona beat N.C. I went for Omizona in the final.. they were by far the most under-ranked team of the tournament and deserved the trophy. Hiro's reccomended greetings for the month: ------------------------------------------- "Magic people, voodoo people!" "I'm looking for a nigga named John Shaft." "VC #1, GI #10." "Schmoozers!" "Wassup?" "I got the poison." "I got the remedy." "The poison is the remedy!" "Someone's writing down your mistakes." "Someone's doccumenting your downfall." "Watch out! Son of a gun! Superhero #1." "I got your CN/A, bee-otch." Hiro's reccomended aliases to use for the month: ------------------------------------------------ Stud Muffin (they actually call me this one, honest, ask Whitey Bitch) Juan Escobar Rico Suave Gunter En Esch Spanky Hiro's reccomended time killers for the month: ---------------------------------------------- Track down people from KMFDM and Frontline Assembly using Canada411 online and those ever so useful CN/A offices (I found Nicole Blackman, Jennifer Ginsberg, and Rhys Fulber's brother - look for greets to me in the next KMFDM and FLA liner notes.. heh) Make a stupid list someone will prolly spend 20 minutes reading SAUCE00Hiro's Reccomended Lifestyle Hiro Protagonist Quad-P Productions 199704 2;