Hiro's Reccomended Lifestyle by Hiro Protagonist
Hiro's Reccomended Lifestyle by Hiro Protagonist
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Who says only Blackwell can make lists? Heres my reccomends for the month.
Hiros reccomended music for the month:
KMFDM - XTORT, Nihil, and What Do You Know, Deutcshland?
Frontline Assembly - Hard Wired, Plasticity Single, Millenium
Intermix - Phase Two
Orb - UFOrb
DJ BizzE - Ebonic Alphabet Tribal Mix for Hiro P.
Jamiroquai - Travelling Without Moving, Return of the Space Cowboy
The Prodigy - Music for the Jilted Generation, Firestarter Single
note: The Progidys lastest disc has still not been released
in North America, just the single, but its expected this
month.. buy the fucking thing and crank the mother
another note: KMFDMs new cd should be out in June or July, buy
it or be lame like Tyler Cranston and listen to some more Alanis,
and Sascha promises the video collection is still coming, albiet
slowly
Hiros reccomended consumables for the month:
Beer: Guiness or New Castle, from the keg preferably
Scotch: Chivas or Dewers
Rye: Crown Royal or Canadian Club 12 year aged
Vodka: Absolut or Smirnoff
Tobacco: Marlboro, Players Light Smooth, or anything from Cuba
Soda: Jones Strawberry Lime, Jones Lemon Lime, or Jones Grape
Food: Italian pasta, Mexican, or Vietnamese
Women: Young and Firm
Hiros reccomended fashion for the month:
Pants: Khakis or Request Jeans
Shirt: Three button 100 cotton henley any understated color
Jacket: Colorful wind-proof outer shell, or if its warmer, a pullover
Shoes: Suede Vans or any plain oxfords
Hair: Short with a center part, one color
Facial Hair: None or well trimmed side burns
Glasses: Calvin Klein or Brooks Brothers, small oval style
Earings: Silver hoops, small and simplistic
Noserings/Nipplerings/Cockring: None
Cologne: Escape for Men
Accessories: Boy London or Guess watch, some kind of bouncy necklace
you bought at a rave, Motorola pager, 100 hemp cap,
Rips rolling papers, Swiss Army knife with scizors,
pocket phone book, red box, Trident Winterfresh gum, a
couple cds see reccomended music, a Sony Discman with
Bass Boost, and an Eddie Bauer backpack
Hiros reccomended impulse buys for the month:
The Grill Expresstm
The Popeil Pasta Makertm
The latest issue of 2600 even though they have gone down hill
ZPC 3D pc game the artwork is by Brute, of KMFDM album-cover fame
Mix Man pc game hey DJ, mix that record
A chinese tea set I dont even drink tea
Troublemakers issues 1-3 not a bad little comic either
Boba Fett action figure original, the new ones are steroid freaks
Some cheap jewelery from the Home Shopping Club happy bday Gramma!
2 Technics SL-1210 DJ Turntables
Techno Blaster mixer
An Ansil Adams print
Hiros reccomended subjects of study for the month:
Human interaction in an uncomfortable social situation
Spontaneous tissue regeneration aka spontaneous cancer cell rejection
Cellular networking / tracking how they found OJ for the big chase
The Men In Black and the correlation between MIBs and UFO sitings
Hiros reccomended daily schedule for the month:
Your kitchen, to eat toast, at 3:00 pm.
Your living room, to call your friends and plan the day, at 3:15 pm.
A nice street, to shop and window browse, at 4:00 pm.
A java house, to meet your friends, at 5:30 pm.
An affordable restaraunt, for a good meal and conversation, at 7:00 pm.
-or- Your house or one of your friends, same reason, at 7:00 pm.
A theatre, to watch a play or movie, at 9:00 pm.
-or- Some other form social entertainment, at 9:00 pm.
A freeway, for some speed trial driving, at 11:30 pm.
A lounge, for drinks, at 12:00 am.
Somebodys house, somebody with dank nugs or zoomers, at 2:00 am.
A pool hall at 3:00 am. / -or- Someones living room to watch
A rave at 4:30 am. / movies cos youre too stoned to move.
A diner, to eat breakfast, at 7:00 am.
Your bedroom, to sleep, at 8:00 am.
Of course, if youre one of those boring normal people who have to work
and all that other shit, this prolly wont work for you. This also will
not work if youre a such a boring fuck you have no friends just go
ahead and off yourself and save us the trouble.
Hiros reccomended bets for the NCAA Tournament:
North Carolina vs. Omizona - NC to win, Omizona to beat the spread
Kentucky vs. Minnesota - Kentucky to win
North Carolina vs. Kentucky - NC to win
note: predictions made before the Final Four weekend
After Omizona beat N.C. I went for Omizona in the final.. they were by
far the most under-ranked team of the tournament and deserved the
trophy.
Hiros reccomended greetings for the month:
Magic people, voodoo people!
Im looking for a nigga named John Shaft.
VC 1, GI 10.
Schmoozers!
Wassup?
I got the poison.
I got the remedy.
The poison is the remedy!
Someones writing down your mistakes.
Someones doccumenting your downfall.
Watch out! Son of a gun! Superhero 1.
I got your CN/A, bee-otch.
Hiros reccomended aliases to use for the month:
Stud Muffin they actually call me this one, honest, ask Whitey Bitch
Juan Escobar
Rico Suave
Gunter
En Esch
Spanky
Hiros reccomended time killers for the month:
Track down people from KMFDM and Frontline Assembly using Canada411
online and those ever so useful CN/A offices I found Nicole Blackman,
Jennifer Ginsberg, and Rhys Fulbers brother - look for greets to
me in the next KMFDM and FLA liner notes.. heh
Make a stupid list someone will prolly spend 20 minutes reading