These are the rules followed by ACP, Archie Comics Publishing,
concerning their wholesome use of their characters:
ACP Guidelines for Use of Characters
Any use must portray the characters in a manner which is
substantially consistent with the wholesome manner in which
they are portrayed in the comic books published by ACP.
For example, they shall a not be depicted in explicit
activities inappropriate for a youthful audience b always
be shown wearing seat belts when driving c never be
shown taking drugs d never be shown smoking e never
be shown drinking alcoholic beverages f never be shown
nude g never be shown engaging in violent or abusive
behavior h never be shown in knowingly engaging in illegal
activities and i never be shown engaging in any activity
which is contradictory to the commitment of ACP to the use
of the characters to promote good dental and personal
hygiene.
Dental hygiene? Gimme a break.
Plus, Ive seen that nigga Chuck Clayton ripping off Pop Tates. Word.